Callie is waiting for fiancé Brandon to come get her for their courthouse wedding. She’s 8.5 months pregnant with another man’s baby, but dear Brandon doesn't mind. Callie’s wearing an ill-fitting cheap second-hand wedding dress, and clutching a wilted bouquet, and she’s really pregnant and really grumpy.
Brandon is such a great pal. They’ve known each other forever and now that Callie is jobless and homeless in New York, unemployed Brandon is her meal ticket home. He’s fully prepped to never have sex with her, and claim the baby as his own. When they get to North Dakota, they’ll move in with Callie’s farmer parents, and Callie’s little sister Sami. Although maybe Sami should go. Yes, Sami should definitely go, because when Callie rang her last night with the good news, Sami yelled at her for being the most selfish person alive and hung up. Sami’s a wee bit jealous because she’s in love with Brandon.
But everything will be great when Callie’s back mooching off her parents in North Dakota! She and her baby will live a simple, pleasant rural life, and Callie will forget all about the handsome billionaire boss who stole her virginity and her heart. And then he fired her! And because she’d been living rent free in the swanky apartment he’d got for her, she can’t stay there either! So mean. He is the worst man alive, she’s spent months telling everyone so, and she’s never going to let him know he’s got a child, because he’ll wreck everything.
Then Callie notices that a posh big car is on her street. It’s Eduardo, her billionaire ex-boss. He’s handsome and angry and demanding his parental rights. Brandon shows up as Eduardo bundles Callie into the car, and gets to watch helplessly as they drive away.
Then, they get down to business. They are getting married, so the baby will have Eduardo’s name, and they are staying married for three months.
Back after they had sex that one time, Eduardo found out that Brandon had been living with Callie in her one-bedroom apartment for ages. Sure, she still had a hymen, but what else had those two been up to, hmm? And besides, Brandon told Eduardo that he and Callie were engaged.
Callie starts to protest that they weren’t, and by the way doesn’t Eduardo remember she had a hymen, and therefore knows literally nothing about sexy-times? But then she remembers that in high school she and Brandon pledged to marry if they were still single at 30, and maybe Brandon was thinking about that?
So how did Eduardo find out about the baby, and find the time to get this pre-nup together? Which, by the way, Callie has only glanced through so she can find the money section, and demonstrate how great she is by protesting that it’s too much.
Eduardo found out from Sami, and why is Callie grimacing like that and breathing funny? Oh no reason, she’s just in labour!
I completely loved this beginning. Callie and Eduardo drove around New York picking up documents and bickering. Then they got Callie to the hospital and she started having the baby without anaesthetics and they started bickering about what they would call her. It was incredibly funny, but Callie’s awful.
And Eduardo is kind of awful too. He’s gorgeous and sexy and rich. He’s got some hang ups from his parent’s marriage ... and he’s a tiny bit crazy. He’s very alpha, and he’s very good at getting his own way.
I’d have been a bit more concerned about his patriarchal attitudes towards Callie, and the fact that he keeps her a prisoner, if I’d been at all worried about Callie. I wasn’t. The whole plot bubbles along being completely over the top. Eduardo is busy preventing Callie from leaving. He doesn’t have to be too smart about it either, because Callie, bless her, is a bit thick. Sure, she’s just had a baby and she’s all distracted, but Callie is happiest when relying on someone else to make sure everything’s running smoothly. She doesn’t want to do confrontation, or be bothered with the details. She doesn’t want to be bothered by how others feel about her actions (Brandon, Sami, her parents, Eduardo), can’t they see how busy she is having her own, far more important feelings? And being a mother?
This is one of those romances where I can’t connect to the characters, and the heroine in particular. I thought she was at best, silly, and at worst, incredibly self-centred. I wasn’t ever frustrated or angry on either Callie or Eduardo’s behalf. I didn’t worry for them or get caught up in their emotional journey. But I was also never frustrated with them, or found that they tipped over into being just horrible people. The Brandon story is particularly awesome. He was not going to give up on his chance at a lifetime of unrequited love. He was bizarrely competent in some ways, but also completely hopeless in others.
I thought they were entertaining and the plot is a wonderful piece of romance drama, and that the book is proper over the top HP. This is another recommendation from Emona, thank you :) I may not love the characters, but I love the way JL tells a story.