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My name is Jenny Jensen and if you love erotic novels, then hopefully you will love my first ever book. (This is it) Hopefully when you get to the end, it won't leave you feeling sick at the thought of what I went through.
The story inside is a true account of a sexual experience that I had in April 2013. This is probably the most graphic erotic story ever written which is why I am warning you again in advance if you can't handle things that may on occasion be grotesque or rough, please don't buy my book. I only want good reviews and if you read certain parts that might be too graphic for you, then I would expect to see a poor review. I only want to see reviews from people with an open mind. If you read 50 Shades or Bared to you etc and thought they were too graphic for you, let me warn you again, neither of those series are half as dangerous as my story. If the two series I just mentioned were too much for you then this is the last book you would ever want to read.
I know this might sound a little bit daft as this is where I am meant to be promoting my book and saying it is the best thing since sliced bread. And to me right now, it is. But I don't want you to only get half way through or three quarters of the way through, I want people that will be able to read my book start to finish and tell their like minded friends. I have not written this book to become as popular as other authors. I have written this book to share my experiences with other like minded people only. If I wanted everyone to be able to own my book, I would have written a kids jokes book.
So for the last time, I'm going to say it again, this book is full of hardcore erotica filth, if you can't handle it please don't read it and then you can't complain about it because you won't have read it.
Right to you the important people that are as like minded as me that will buy this book today. Thanks in advance for purchasing my book, it really will be good to see how many like minded people are out there. I hope it turns you on tremendously and you have fun with my story and do some of your own experimenting. Or you could possibly create yourself some bedroom fantasies based upon my own experiences. Everything you read in the book is real even if it sounds surreal, believe me it happened. I really hope you have fun and enjoy reading about my experiences and hopefully in return for giving you great pleasure, you could return the pleasure by leaving a review.
Warning, this book contains extreme hardcore sexual and graphic content. This book is not for the faint hearted or children.
The story inside is a true account of a sexual experience that I had in April 2013. This is probably the most graphic erotic story ever written which is why I am warning you again in advance if you can't handle things that may on occasion be grotesque or rough, please don't buy my book. I only want good reviews and if you read certain parts that might be too graphic for you, then I would expect to see a poor review. I only want to see reviews from people with an open mind. If you read 50 Shades or Bared to you etc and thought they were too graphic for you, let me warn you again, neither of those series are half as dangerous as my story. If the two series I just mentioned were too much for you then this is the last book you would ever want to read.
I know this might sound a little bit daft as this is where I am meant to be promoting my book and saying it is the best thing since sliced bread. And to me right now, it is. But I don't want you to only get half way through or three quarters of the way through, I want people that will be able to read my book start to finish and tell their like minded friends. I have not written this book to become as popular as other authors. I have written this book to share my experiences with other like minded people only. If I wanted everyone to be able to own my book, I would have written a kids jokes book.
So for the last time, I'm going to say it again, this book is full of hardcore erotica filth, if you can't handle it please don't read it and then you can't complain about it because you won't have read it.
Right to you the important people that are as like minded as me that will buy this book today. Thanks in advance for purchasing my book, it really will be good to see how many like minded people are out there. I hope it turns you on tremendously and you have fun with my story and do some of your own experimenting. Or you could possibly create yourself some bedroom fantasies based upon my own experiences. Everything you read in the book is real even if it sounds surreal, believe me it happened. I really hope you have fun and enjoy reading about my experiences and hopefully in return for giving you great pleasure, you could return the pleasure by leaving a review.
Warning, this book contains extreme hardcore sexual and graphic content. This book is not for the faint hearted or children.
32 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 5, 2013
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June 14, 2013
OK, that was disgusting and the most unerotic story I have ever read. If piss, shit, vomit and rape is your thing then go ahead and read it, otherwise don't bother.
June 13, 2013
It did warn me but I was curious. wasn't expecting this. not sure how anyone can get turned on by this.
June 15, 2013
WTF!!!!!!!! What the hell have I just read that was all kinds of wrong!!!
June 14, 2013
No.... No. No. No. I won't be getting book 2! X
June 16, 2013
Jenny Jensen describes this as an “erotic novel” so lets be very clear about what this book is about.
Erotic it is not
Dirty - well this depends on the interpretation of this word. It is certainly obscene!
I think this person (cannot call her an author) is having a laugh and let me tell you before you read this - do it whilst it is free. It is not worth spending money on.
I wouldn’t mind so much if there was something to her experience - there wasn’t and I would really like to know what she REALLY want from this story apart from wanting good reviews!
Her writing is erratic, meaningless and certainly wont give you what a good erotic novel will do.
So if you want to read this self promoted drivel - please do. Maybe she should take her own advice and stick to writing kids jokes.
Erotic it is not
Dirty - well this depends on the interpretation of this word. It is certainly obscene!
I think this person (cannot call her an author) is having a laugh and let me tell you before you read this - do it whilst it is free. It is not worth spending money on.
I wouldn’t mind so much if there was something to her experience - there wasn’t and I would really like to know what she REALLY want from this story apart from wanting good reviews!
Her writing is erratic, meaningless and certainly wont give you what a good erotic novel will do.
So if you want to read this self promoted drivel - please do. Maybe she should take her own advice and stick to writing kids jokes.
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June 13, 20130 stars..cor its dark in here!
If it had been done "Inbetweeners stylie", it might, just might have been funny. I don't know why the author decided it would be a good idea to impart this story, or what market it was aimed at.
Read it because I was assured it was short, and therefore didn't waste too much reading time, and also because a forum discussed it & I wanted to URRRGH too!
If it had been done "Inbetweeners stylie", it might, just might have been funny. I don't know why the author decided it would be a good idea to impart this story, or what market it was aimed at.
Read it because I was assured it was short, and therefore didn't waste too much reading time, and also because a forum discussed it & I wanted to URRRGH too!
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June 11, 2013Dear Lord! I read the long warning that came with this book but it really was pure filth, no two ways about it. It took about 10 minutes to read, the writing/spelling/punctuation/grammar was awful, and I don't believe for one second it actually happened. If you've got this far you're definitely going to read it because of the hype in the introduction. Yes it is certainly filthy and would undoubtedly turn some weirdo on, but it's not something I'd read again or recommend to anyone else, it's not even written well from a literary point of view!
June 13, 2013
I. HAVE. NO. WORDS!!!!
I. WANT. TO. BLEACH. MY. EYES.
writing- TERRIBLE.
spelling- PATHETIC.
punctuation-MY 6 YEAR OLD CAN DO BETTER.
grammar-UM, WHAT IS THAT???
Do I believe this is a 'true story', NOT FOR ONE SECOND!!
Please for the love of god, don't ever read this!
Glad this was free, although I will be checking my recommendations a little more carefully from now on!!
I. WANT. TO. BLEACH. MY. EYES.
writing- TERRIBLE.
spelling- PATHETIC.
punctuation-MY 6 YEAR OLD CAN DO BETTER.
grammar-UM, WHAT IS THAT???
Do I believe this is a 'true story', NOT FOR ONE SECOND!!
Please for the love of god, don't ever read this!
Glad this was free, although I will be checking my recommendations a little more carefully from now on!!
June 12, 2013
Call me weak but bodily fluids do not turn me on!!!#
May 6, 2015
I loved this and I need book 2!!!!!
October 10, 2017
Best story yet!!!
I love your warnings in the front of the book, believe it or not it made me want to read on. It's like telling a fat kid don't eat that candy bar you know all good and well they will. Great scenes and omg I was in tears. I can't wait to read your next book. You are refreshing.
I love your warnings in the front of the book, believe it or not it made me want to read on. It's like telling a fat kid don't eat that candy bar you know all good and well they will. Great scenes and omg I was in tears. I can't wait to read your next book. You are refreshing.
June 13, 2013
I did not even get through the first chapter before I wanted to stop reading. Not because I was offended but I was grossed out!!! I texted my girlfriend who had read Dirty earlier in the day to tell her I can’t finish it and she said “you can do it”. Well I did and I laughed my butt off! Not sure I was supposed to be laughing, after all this really did happen…or did it? I really don't know what else to say other than, DIRTY defiantly describes this book!!!
DirtyJenny Jensen
DirtyJenny Jensen
June 20, 2013
WTF seems to be the best way to describe this book. The writing is mediocre at best, told in first person. This is supposed to be a true story but one reviewer discovered this is actually written by a man. Somehow this doesn't surprise me. Not that a man can't write good erotica just that nothing about this book rang true so what would the authors name and gender.
Really don't waste your time.
Really don't waste your time.
June 24, 2013
HATED IT!!!!!!
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May 13, 2014Ummmmm just no I can't even think of anything. Just NOOOOOOOOO
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