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Private Eye.
He’s back. Back in trouble.
Someone from his past wants him dead.
Someone from his past wants him in the frame for murder. And then dead.
Death doesn’t want him because it means more paperwork.
His business partner wants him to wear a chastity belt
And everyone hides when he asks for a light.
Add onto that a case that doesn’t actually have a client. Another case is being
run by the Office Receptionist. A Gaggle of pneumatically enhanced Nuns who want him dead.
A guy in a Rubber Chicken Suit who wants him dead. A collective of Marxism Daemons want him more than dead.
Plus a new dog that is definitely going to the pound as soon as he gets around to it.
Oh... and the guy writing the chapter headings is having a breakdown.
Still... He’s got coffee, smokes, Hot Women, Casual Violence and Massive Property Destruction.
Just another day in the Office.
Private Eye.
He’s back. Back in trouble.
Someone from his past wants him dead.
Someone from his past wants him in the frame for murder. And then dead.
Death doesn’t want him because it means more paperwork.
His business partner wants him to wear a chastity belt
And everyone hides when he asks for a light.
Add onto that a case that doesn’t actually have a client. Another case is being
run by the Office Receptionist. A Gaggle of pneumatically enhanced Nuns who want him dead.
A guy in a Rubber Chicken Suit who wants him dead. A collective of Marxism Daemons want him more than dead.
Plus a new dog that is definitely going to the pound as soon as he gets around to it.
Oh... and the guy writing the chapter headings is having a breakdown.
Still... He’s got coffee, smokes, Hot Women, Casual Violence and Massive Property Destruction.
Just another day in the Office.
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First published June 10, 2013
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June 12, 2013
OK.
You are not supposed to review your own books.
Fare enough.
But.... For the record. As Authors never say this.
If you buy it and reads it... Thank you.
That's all. Thank you for laughing. You'd be surprised how much that means
You are not supposed to review your own books.
Fare enough.
But.... For the record. As Authors never say this.
If you buy it and reads it... Thank you.
That's all. Thank you for laughing. You'd be surprised how much that means
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