"Have you ever read an Oxford article? I've been doing my research, and I can see why a woman who picked up the magazine would write a scathing letter to the editor. Their male columnists seem to think all women have a secret desire to make sandwiches and give blow jobs."
"Wait. We're supposed to aspire to more than that?"
Okay, so I'm going to start out with the good things about LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH. It's kinda a hate-to-love. Or rather a battle to one up the other while battling their attraction. So, like, hating that they love each other? Or like. Like a lot. Lust for sure. This review is going downhill..
She'd been counting on her Oxford counterpart being a slightly uncouth tits-and-ass-obsessed kind of guy. Instead, it sounded like she'd be dealing with Prince Charming.
Anyway. Recently dumped Grace is having a bit of a crisis. Known for her expertise in the love and relationships section of Stiletto magazine, she's at a bit of a loss when her longterm relationship is suddenly over after her boyfriend is caught cheating on her. Worse? She'd just written an article about how to catch on when a partner is being unfaithful. So not only is she single for the first time in almost a decade but she is wobbling on unsteady legs, in a manner of speaking, when it comes to her career. So when the editors of Stiletto magazine, catered to women, and it's male counterpart, Oxford, decide to team up in a sort of he-said-she-said style dating competition, to see which side knows the other better, Grace volunteers.
"I was born and raised in Green Bay, Wisconsin, the only boy among four sisters, and you know what that means--"
"Gay?"
"Packers fan. And I suppose I was one of those pretentious, driven kids who knew what he wanted, even from a young age--"
"Herpes?"
The problem is she's struggling to remain unaffected by the handsome journalist she's been partnered with. Equal parts endearing, charming, honest, yet also an unabashed smooth operating scoundrel, with a reputation for bed-hopping and with a string of a million exgirlfriends, she can't let herself trust Jake or the feelings he inspires. Especially not when the interest seems to be returned.
Compliments from men were about as reliable as the relationships on The Bachelor.
The arrangement is five dates and five articles but when each side engages in dirty, scheming, clever, tactics to one-up the other, it spirals into an online viral showdown, with nothing sacred : text exchanges, emails, video recordings.. eventually even random encounters are being manufactured. But while all of that is fun, sexy and hilarious, it's the moments away from the prying eyes of others, the moments when they can almost convince each other it's all real, despite the votes and feedback, that I loved the most. Though the pseudo-hate battle was excellent, too, obviously.
"People are invested in you and Jake. We picked this as two love experts going toe-to-toe. They want to see the final showdown."
"That sounds really lovely. Why not just put us in a boxing ring?"
"Too dark. The lighting would be awful."
The problem I had with book two in Layne's Sex, Love & Stiletto series was Grace. Unfortunately she had these competing voices in her head and the constant "this is what Grace 1.0/the romantic" vs "this is what Grace 2.0/the distrustful man-hater" would do.. kinda got annoying. I mean, I could appreciate the sentiment but it was just repetitive and definitely had me looking forward to Jake's POV to get a break from it all.
"You know, I don't know who planted the seed in your head that this whole cocky routine was charming, but they did you a disservice."
Also, I can't help but struggle with two things. We never did find out why Jake didn't want to go to the Yankee stadium (did we? at least we never had him confess it to Grace) and for him to demand exclusivity right after that certain scene with Greg.. only to peace out and be annoyed that she wasn't sending any hints? Arg. I mean, seriously annoying.
The Oxford office had a very distinct vibe. One might call it.. testosterone.
But. The banter, of course, was topnotch from Layne. The supporting cast just gets better and better, especially with the addition of the Oxford crew, which definitely explains the existence of the spin-off I'm also planning to read. I really did love the chemistry between the two leads. I loved Jake's family. And I am so so excited about Riley's story and the introduction of Emma and her own backstory with another new character..? Can't wait.
3.75 "are you asking if I want to be with you until I'm old, gray, and saggy in interesting places?" stars