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First published November 19, 2013
Buckle scrambled to his feet and charged.
"Captain! Wait, sir!" Darcy howled as Buckle sprinted past him.
A mistake to wait, Mister Darcy, Buckle thought. A mistake to charge as well. Buckle chose the better mistake.
"I swear by the ass hairs of the devil himself," Ivan howled, backing up as Buckle and Windermere advanced upon him, "I shall geld the first blaggart who dares touch my topper!"
"All ahead flank!" Buckle screamed. "Helm, bring us across the Russian's stern as tight as you dare! Bring me on that second Founder's arse as quick as the devil, Mister DeQuincey, you blackjacket hound!"
One thing about Buckle - he was quite the romancer, but blind and dumb as an earthworm when it came to the accelerated heartthrobs of the female species.
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