Okay, I was impressed. (This is more of a 3/5 than 4/5, but I'm giving one extra star for his age.)
First of all, I was seriously disillusioned already by the mediocre books by kid/teen writers currently on the market. I had expected something of Nancy Yi Fan's Swordbird calibre, which is a 2/5 without the extra age star.
But this...this is pretty good. Extraordinary for a twelve-year-old. The voice is refreshing and funny. The writing style is stunning.
The plot, of course, is super-cliche. No surprise there. Popular kid moves to new town where he's not so popular anymore. But that's not my major problem with this book.
The main character is seriously unlikeable. He's a self-absorbed narcissist. Here are some brilliant quotes:
"Because, unlike my dear sister, I was born with an extraordinary talent that's superior to brute strength: AWESOMENESS!"
"Add to the equation my incredible intuition--sometimes it feels like I can predict the future--and a pit bull-like work ethic, and you have yourself AWESOMENESS in a nutshell."
"I can only please one person per day...and that person is me."
"I didn't get much time to prepare my school for the big good-bye. I knew there would be lots of tears. Who wouldn't be upset over losing their school's most prized pupil? I was like a national treasure."
Okay, in The Diary of a Wimpy Kid this self-centered thing actually works. But even Greg Heffley looks like Mother Teresa next to this Jake kid.
Also, Jake doesn't do anything redeemable. First chapter, what do we get? Him wrapping his sleeping sister's teddy bear in toilet paper and dunking it in water. She hasn't done anything to prove to readers that she deserves that kind of treatment.
Funny thing is, Jake-protagonist is clearly based off of Jake-author, as Jake-author has stated in several interviews. I suspect Jake-author doesn't realize how unlikeable Jake-protagonist is, because as Jake-author states in his TODAY show interview, Jake-author "always knew his book was going to become a New York Times bestseller." Ooooh-kay. That's a totally modest thing for anyone--let alone a middle school student--to say on national television.
There are also several instances where it's obvious the author is young. At one point, Jake stumbles into a second-grade classroom and doesn't notice. He just thinks, "Wow, the kids in Maryland sure are small!" This is completely unbelievable, especially since Jake is supposed to be AWESOME.
However, I'm hoping these problems will be fixed in the rest of the series as the author gets more mature. I'll probably check out the sequel.