The first thing I notice is that Night Shade Books has recycled some of its back cover copy word for word from last year's volume -- right down to the story count. Seventeen scaaaarry stories, the cover promises, but that contrary Table of Contents lists 21. And I thought we cleared up this "legendary editor Ellen Datlow" business last year. "Legendary" is an adjective best reserved for chupacabras. A legendary editor would've paid more attention to the galleys. But I'm griping about cosmetic, surface-level stuff. The stories are what's important.
The first few are competent but not particularly remarkable. Priapic stagmen, Mephistophelean midgets, werewolves: Standard horror presented in standard ways. Then we get to "Just Outside Our Windows, Deep Inside Our Walls." Here is something special. Brian Hodge writes of a boy locked away by adults who fear his power to reshape reality. A new neighbor moves in next door, bringing the potential for friendship and a renewed link to the outside world. Hodge wrote "Prototype," one of the bleakest horror novels ever published, so it's no surprise that he expertly maps out the darker places his story goes, but he also embraces its more sentimental aspects with a deft and subtle touch that's never cloying or weepy. It's a beautifully done story. Brian Hodge and Norman Partridge should have permanent slots reserved in every "best horror" annual. Any editor who can't find something extraordinary by these authors in the course of a year isn't trying very hard.
And hey, there's Norman Partridge following Hodge's story with "Lesser Demons" (or "Lessser," according to the typo on the title page). "Down in the cemetery, the children were laughing. They had another box open." Now that's the way to start a story. Consider the hook buried. Partridge is an author grounded in the pulp tradition, and he does his forebears proud in this bullet-riddled, gory, non-stop monster mash. There are enough creepy crawlies in this firmly packed story to fill a full-sized novel, and brother, I'd love to read an expanded version. At this length, the reader barely gets a moment to catch his breath.
Laird Barron, a repeat offender in Datlow's annuals, has a hard-boiled voice that's sometimes reminiscent of Partridge. Although he's a relatively new writer, he's already that good. In "--30--" two researchers work at a remote outpost in an unforgiving wilderness when nature stops acting natural. The horror story is a form versatile enough to accomplish many things, but at its core, the basic root purpose is to scare the reader. And Barron writes some scary stories. Some of the dialog is a tad stiff, but "--30--" brings the creepy in both claws. If bugs are your phobia, this story will crawl straight into your nightmare closet. Barron can even make a sunset unsettling: "He limped across a plain that stretched beneath a wide, carnivorous sky." "--30--" starts slowly, softly with disembodied whispers, strange sounds, midnight knocks at the door, then gradually, steadily cranks up the paranoia to a climactic pitch of gibbering, mindless terror.
Richard Harland's haunted movie story, "The Fear," is a bit too thematically similar to Gemma Files' "each thing i show you is a piece of my death" from the previous "Best Horror" volume. Except that it's clunky and obvious and, despite the title, not frightening at all. "I wish I'd never seen that accursed film." Yea, well, I've seen this story many many times. I suspect Datlow has, too, which might account for the editorial snoozing during a scene in which one character's apple juice transmutes to orange a page or two later.
Glen Hirshberg's "Shomer" is set around a funeral, so this time perhaps his typical sad sack style of writing is appropriate. "Somewhere in the Rosenberg House, someone was wailing." No doubt. This is a Glen Hirshberg story. It's what his characters like to do best. The sobbing starts in the third paragraph and recurs at regular intervals like those fountains in Las Vegas. Everybody cries. The narrator cries. He dries his tears long enough to see something slightly strange for a couple of paragraphs. Then he resumes crying, tears of joy this time. The end. Hirshberg should flip back a hundred pages and read Hodge's story. He could learn something about adding emotional heft to a story without being mawkish.
Christopher Fowler's "Oh I Do Like to be Beside the Seaside" follows in the British tradition of the Angry Young Men of the 1950s and '60s. It's a nice bit of descriptive writing on a seaside resort's blight and decay, but it's not really a horror story until it's forced to be by a handful of paragraphs rather arbitrarily nailed to the end.
In "The Folding Man," a trio (not a pair, as the book's back cover says) of teenage boys cruising for Halloween hijinx hassle the wrong sinister black car full of butt-ugly mutant nuns. Only in Texas. Only from Joe Lansdale. The fact that Lansdale has not been officially certified as a Texas monument shows just how intellectually bankrupt the lawmakers of my home state are, but this is not one of his better stories. It feels like a rush job, right down to the sloppy punctuation. It starts with the potential to be another Halloween perennial -- like Lansdale's "By Bizarre Hands" ("Woooo, goats") -- but ends as haphazard and ramshackle as its title monster.
In "Just Another Desert Night With Blood," Joseph Pulver tries to disguise the banality of his psycho-on-the-loose tale with a lot of fragmentary, impressionistic writing, but he succeeds only in making a generic story annoying as well. "shadow foam corner to corner, what is real buried beneath ... The itch. (language wrought of loneliness and sunder in his fists.)" Yes, that kind of gibberish makes my fists want to sunder, too.
Tanith Lee's "Black and White Sky" brings to mind a response to the supernatural from Toni Morrison's "Beloved": "It's not evil, just sad." "Black and White Sky" isn't particularly horrific, but it is very very sad. Lee's apocalypse comes not in the form of zombie hordes, a nuclear conflagration or a super plague, but in a mass defection of magpies, perhaps no longer willing to share a wounded planet with the likes of us (though the phenomena is limited to Britain, so maybe it's all THEIR fault. Personally, I'd be more inclined to blame the French.). Without resorting to Hirshberg-type histrionics, Lee crafts a moving and mournful elegy.
The apocalypse must have spread beyond Albion because Ray Cluley is writing about it also in the next story, "At Night, When the Demons Come." Cluley's end of the world is much more cinematic, violent and action-oriented. It's got monsters, boobies, gunplay, gore and tornadoes, and it rivals Partridge's entry as the most propulsive, thrilling story in the anthology. So we can overlook Cluley's occasional British anachronisms. (No one has ever used the word "whilst" in the entire history of Oklahoma.)
Datlow still hasn't found the right ratio of Best-to-Blah for her annuals, but this year's roundup is an encouraging improvement over Vols. 1 and 2. "Just Outside Our Windows, Deep Inside Our Walls" and "--30--" are absolute must-reads for the fright-inclined, and there's plenty more good, if not exceptional, work in the rest of the book. There's only one full-on dud, and Pulver writes short, so it's over quickly. Let's hope those Internet rumors are false and that Night Shade Books is still a viable, healthy small publisher, so Datlow can continue working to better the "Best Horror."