F**ked-Up Fables Volume I

by Aesop Not

Stop what you're doing. That's it. Put down that cup of coffee. Take one more sip if you have to, but put it down. If you're not drinking coffee, or some other beverage, simply stop whatever you're doing and read attentively for a minute, as the writer of this less than stellar book description is about to bare his soul— Hold on. I forgot which book I'm supposed to be describing. Oh, that's right: F**ked-Up Fables Volume I. And why should you purchase F**ked-Up Fables Volume I? Well, according to my notes here, which are very difficult to read on account of the author's atrocious penmanship, it says:

"Fashioned after Aesop's Fables, F**ked-Up Fables Volume I is a collection of raunchy tales, each about a page long, some more tasteless than others."

I'm pretty sure he used the word "raunchy," but, again, his handwriting is a mess. All I know is that he said he'd buy me lunch if I wrote him a good book description. So, I tried—ta-daaahhh!

F**ked-Up Fables Volume I includes:

The Joint, the Pinner, and the Blunt
The Teddy Bear and the Tits
The Alien and His Probe
The Artist Who Had to Shit
The Scrotum and the Anus
The Hippie
The Knight and His Squire
The Modern Vampire
The Robot Maid
The Koala at the Zoo
The Hippie Redux
The Costume Party
The Seagulls at the Beach
The Director and the Actress
The Confessional
The Trolls
The Kittens
The Bum and the Teenager
The Zombies
The Clouds
The Police Chief and the Superhero
The Tough Guy at the Bar
The Atheist and the Ghost
The Running of the Bulls
The Squirrels
The Yoga Class and the Bar
The Samurai and the Hairdresser
The Pundit and His Assistant
The Frog and the Princess
The Tossed Salad

43 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 10, 2012