Alternative title: Ronnie Biggs: Delusional fuckboy.
Also apparently this is his... fifth?? autobiography. Jeez. Talking about beating a dead horse.
Thoughts:
lol when a career criminal says not to judge him because we all make mistakes. Sure, Ronnie, but my mistakes are working too much or not enough, eating too many snacks, and sometimes forgetting things if I didn't write them down. That's not exactly the same as robbing people and stealing their stuff whenever I get the chance.
He generally seems extremely pleased with himself, as does his buddy who wrote the book. A lot of eye rolling at that straight from the beginning.
After a general bunch of evading the law, he leaves his wife in Australia and goes on a whoring tour of Brazil where he, it seems, sticking his dick in anything that moves. After impregnating a local stripper, he considered turning himself in so he could go back to the UK and see his wife and children, but then he (with no explanation?) decided that no, it would be better to stick around in Brazil.
He has a pretty horrifying relationship to money. Every page is either "so then I got this awesome payout" or "I had no money". Insanely, he at some point owes a bunch of money to his local grocery store, and at least one of his side pieces, but still has a maid??
The book does an impressive job of twisting the truth to make him look like a good fella by certain standards. Sometimes, though, he oversteps the mark. For instance he follows the story of how he "chose" not to lead some samba group doing a dance inspired by him because he didn't want to "offend" the country that had taken such good care of him by bringing more attention to it housing a British fugitive, by the story of how he was making a movie (number x of many) about himself. Or maybe it was the global ad campaign for something. Or maybe it was one of the many books about his life. I don't quite remember, but it's clear that his motivations weren't what he says they were.
I did feel a degree of pity for him, when it comes to the part where he goes back to the UK. Multiple strokes is not something I want for anyone. Honestly, death sounds much preferable. Why the UK decided to take him back is beyond me. A nuisance of a man in need of that much healthcare is not something I would want in my country.
I spent a lot of time wondering how famous he really was, because by his own account he was somewhere between Jesus and Allah and Mao. Also I find it morally reprehensible to let someone coast along on a crime they did. And I'm team Whatshisface who wouldn't let him out of jail cause he had no regrets. Sorry not sorry.