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390 pages, Paperback
First published July 4, 2012
“Well, you know. Short. Could have been longer. Longer time-wise, I mean, not willy-wise – though, of course, that would be lovely too. I didn’t have an orgasm, but what else is new, hey?”
“ I told her that even if I was stranded stark bollock naked in deepest Alaska with only a perverted old Eskimo with skin disease to keep me warm through intimate cuddling, I would still refuse to wear it.”
"But you can cook? You know about food?"
"Yes. I suppose I can cook and I do know about food. I love food. I eat a lot of it."