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I hate to be the one to break it to you, but there are probably like three good-looking billionaires on the planet. Generally speaking billionaires look a lot more like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet than Channing Tatum. Don't get me wrong, Bill and Warren are great guys, but no one is breaking out into a sweat thinking about either one of them. Now there aren't all that many Navy SEALs floating around either and the ones that are available are generally so busy being, well, Navy SEALs, that you'd be hard pressed to find one with some free time to date.

If you chuckled at the above and enjoy a little sex related humor, this short parody of all the billionaire and Navy SEAL romance novels may just be for you. If you didn't at least giggle and don't enjoy that type of humor, you probably should keep looking for your next read.

With that out of the way now on to the real book description...

Heir to a chocolate empire, Brock Fullman joins the elite Navy SEAL team in order to avenge the death of his high school sweetheart. With his billionaire family one bad day in the stock market away from the dreaded "Mm Mm Mm..." word (Yes Millionaire... he's the only family member who can actually say it), he's torn between the woman he must marry to guarantee his family's future and the new woman he secretly loves. Out for revenge, will he destroy the company, his family, himself and all those around him in the process?

Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL is a short story (approximately 18,000 words) and falls somewhere in genre between a romantic comedy and contemporary romance parody.
The "SEALionaire" is sometimes off-the-wall absurd, sometimes steamy, but always funny. It contains explicit language, sexual content, features a hot, rich, let's call him unique, military man, a bitch we love to hate, lots of chocolate (some might argue too much) and a handful of not so bright terrorists. It's intended for mature audiences and a complete work with none of those pesky cliffhangers!

101 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 12, 2013

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Luke Young

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Luke Young is a #1 Amazon Comic Fiction best-selling author and writer of five iBookstore top 300 and Amazon Rom Com best-sellers. He’s a husband, father, dog dad and dark chocolate lover. He writes hilarious and sexy romances with characters his readers fall in love with—from his reverse age-gap Friends with Benefits series to standalone romantic comedies—he loves making his readers laugh out loud.

Luke's Friends With Benefits series has garnered more than 6000 5-Star reviews (between Amazon, Goodreads and the iBookstore). Friends with Partial Benefits, is the sexy and hilarious first book in the series, and it’s been downloaded over 2 million times.

His latest work, Blame it on Emerald, is a contemporary romance stand alone filled with laughter, a full range of emotions, tons of sexual tension and heat.

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Profile Image for Desiree Mosley - A Love Affair With Books.
573 reviews44 followers
July 22, 2013
Luke Young has done it again! He has given us a super sexy read mixed with some seriously humorous scenes! The Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL is a short but entertaining read that you wont want to miss. I mean, where can you get a story with a man who makes chocolate for a living, flies 12000 miles in 24 hours for his latest SEAL mission and doesn't have a 6 pack or even an 8 pack! We are talking a 10 pack with skin that smells and tastes like chocolate!

You really want to check out this hilariously crafted novella and find out the secret special sauce that Brock is hiding too!

On a side note, Luke is donating 20% of all the profits to charities that help military families. Seriously!!! Its a win-win! You gotta check it out!
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200 reviews25 followers
August 3, 2013
Firstly, this is a PARODY! Tongue-in-cheek humour poking fun. It’s unrealistic but that’s the point. It’s a great escape from reality for a while, to a place where cum tastes like white chocolate and a billionaire part time navy seal who is also Willy Wonka comes moulded with a 10 pack set of abs… I mean who wouldn’t want to experience that?

It’s quick paced, fun, lighthearted and entertaining and worth every one of these 4 white chocolate patriotic stars!
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865 reviews59 followers
July 22, 2013
A quick, fun read. The hero is a billionaire and a part-time Navy SEAL who has ten-pack abs (and other parts of his anatomy are equally impressive). He is supposed to marry a woman he doesn't really like for the sake of his family, yet there is another woman he is interested in. The romance genre is so easy to make fun of and this short story does a wonderful job of it. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Very entertaining. Don't forget to read the author's note. It explains how the story came together.
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24 reviews1 follower
July 27, 2013
This has to be one of the worst books I've ever read!! A part time Navy seal? A man that's never had an orgasm? When he finally has an orgasm it tastes like white chocolate? A Navy seal that only eats tuna & chocolate yet manages to have a 10 count them TEN pack abs?? yeah I don't think so!! Throw in a bitch of a fiancee and your dead girlfriend's best friend and it makes a train wreck!! This book makes no sense, and has some of the dumbest characters ever wrote. I am left wondering if I've read the same book as everyone else!
If I could rate this any lower I would!
Profile Image for Cassie Hess-dean.
669 reviews10 followers
July 28, 2013
Brock is engaged to Marci. She is a total b*tch but he feels like he has to marry her to save his family business. Stephanie was best friends with Brock's soulmate who was killed during a terrorist attack. Since her death the two can feel something between them but have remained just friends. Now after a visit to the grave, a rain storm & a trip to his home the two finally get together. Is Brock strong enough to tell Marci it's over? Will Stephanie and him work out? Will the terrorists strike again?
Read it, it was an enjoyable quick read.
Profile Image for Amy Barber.
894 reviews12 followers
September 5, 2015
This story is meant to be funny and it is! Many of these reviewers just didn't get it. The author is poking fun at the sudden explosion of books that have to do with billionaires and military men - read the introduction. I really love all those contemporary romance books, but this one equally caught my attention and I really liked it. If you are looking for something a little different and want to have a silly smile plastered on your face and maybe even lol, then this is a great book to pick up.
1,579 reviews10 followers
July 28, 2013
This was a short book but I did love the characters in it. The terrorists were funny being so incompetent and I loved their name for Brock, 'cocoa-death' cause he smells like white chocolate! Marci improved at the very end but she was more then just a bit of a bitch! I did like Stephanie and Carol. Brock's father not as much, he seems to care too much about money. A good, sexy and at times funny read. If you're looking for a fun quick read, I'd recommend it.
Profile Image for Heidi 1820.
261 reviews13 followers
July 21, 2013
With so many drop dead gorgeous billionaire stories out there, Author Luke Young puts a fun spin on our favorite indulgences and creates a short story about a character that is an heir to a chocolate empire and works as a Navy Seal. He tries to keep his family happy but he's still looking for the perfect girl while he keeps the world safe and shares some laughs along the way. A fun summer read.
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198 reviews7 followers
July 23, 2013
A very funny and too short story of a delicious billionaire. Luke Young was able to mix some military with billionaire and make a funny quick read! I man that smells and tastes like white chocolate and sports a 10pack WOW let me fan myself!
Profile Image for Tee Loves Books.
950 reviews
November 10, 2013
To all of the romance lovers and readers of smut out there who are okay with laughing at themselves from time to time, this book is for you! The name alone leaves me snorting to myself while I think of all the slightly...unrealistic, but highly addicting "dreamy romance" storylines I've read over the years! Luke Young's sarcastic and ironic humor takes the most ludicrous elements of those books we love--god-like, disturbingly wealthy men (sometimes in uniform!) who leave women weeping from their expertise between the sheets, drama brought on by overly emotional jealous females, and crazy twists that leave our beloved characters in peril--and shows us just how ridiculous they can be! Sure, we still have the sexy billionaire (who smells and tastes like chocolate, no less), but where we go from there in this highly enjoyable novella is nothing short of entertaining!

If a reader were to pick up this book and think it was just your typical smut-filled romance story, there would be a lot of eye rolling. But going into it knowing this was a parody, I was really anxious to see how crazy things were going to get! This isn't one of those books that's going to make your stomach hurt from laughing so hard, but you will find yourself giggling, and you will care for the delicious yet orgasm-lacking Brock Fullman as he navigates an unwanted marriage, keeping the family company running smoothly, and his vengeance over the death of his first love. Yep, his laughable part-time job as a Navy SEAL is helping him out on that last one, but even that suffers from the rest of the drama in his life. He's miserable over the idea of marrying the wickedly selfish and rather clueless Marci, but with his father pushing him to take one for the team to secure the family's wealth, he's pretty much stuck. Except, maybe there's a certain old friend who can convince him that there's something worth turning his head for.

Stephanie and Brock together were both insta-hot and insta-hillarious, as was the barely noticeable fight he put up to resist indulging in her! Playing teacher to his very willing student, she was quite content to show the chocolate-scented morsel some of her many talents. Brock's reactions to her had me fanning myself and laughing simultaneously, and it's tough to say which was my predominant response throughout their interactions! There was a hint at something deeper, I mean we're told from the start who Stephanie is to Brock, and it was just enough to make you hope for their happily ever after even as the insanity of their situation becomes clear.

Then there's the terrorists...oh, how they cracked me up!! This group of heartless criminals, who Brock has after his blood thanks to his actions as a Navy SEAL, fumble just about every task and know how to look like morons doing it! The kidnapping scenes in particular had me laughing out loud, and I still chuckle every time I think of the nickname 'Cocoa Death'!!

This is a quick read that is sure to please any fun-loving romance fan, and with 20% of proceeds going to help military families through the end of 2013, it's a must-buy. But I warn you- there will be bulges of unnatural size, chocolate-flavored orgasms, and rescues of epic proportions...and you'll be grinning through all of it!

Quotes:

"I saw him kill my brother...your cousin. He's with the military."
"What did you call him?"
"Cocoa Death!" Nasir looked him in the eye. "I'm sure that's him. Now I can finally avenge Ali's death."
"That can't be. He's an executive. He's not in the military."
"Tell me...does he smell like chocolate?" ~Loc 371

"Using your logic, aren't the people at Apple Computer to blame then?"
"Steve jobs is dead." Turning to her, he narrowed his eyes. "How do you know I didn't make him that way?"~ Loc 416

Nasir's eyes went to Brock's unbelievably colossal package. "Everything with you Americans is big--big cars, big houses, big meals and your big penis. You make me sick with that thing." ~Loc 1212

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Profile Image for Dianne.
1,856 reviews158 followers
December 10, 2013
You MUST understand something before you buy this book------ > Just in case you missed the synopsis and before you buy this book, you must understand that this is a parody of every steamy romance known to mankind. This book wasn't written as a great piece of literature, it wasn't even supposed to be a great and believable romance. It is what it is -- a JOKE!

I want to thank a pal of mine who pointed this book out to me and thought I would enjoy it after I had surgery. I'm sure she never figured I would actually read it, but darn it contained stuff that I just couldn't resist and I'm glad she found this for me.

Dear God I hate to think of the research that Luke Young had to put up with. Every trite stereotype of the romance genre was in here and every mistake a certain type of author could make was in here, all in glorious white chocolate!

I have never seen so many cliches of the genre all rolled into one novella like this. I was simultaneously cringing as I was laughing my butt off while reading this.

In one package we have a billionaire Chocolate mogul who is also a part time navy SEAL out for revenge,he has a HUGE man part and ten-pack abs. He is also handsome and a stuttering sort of simple man who is sort of a virgin and all these traits are rolled up into our 'hero'. We also have a *itch of a fiance,a father forcing his son into marriage, a chocolate company that is going down the tubes, the best friend of the hero's deceased girlfriend who has been known to get it on with almost an entire football team...at one time, and some fabulous but unbelievable sex scenes.

This made me laugh until I almost popped out the new lens I had put during cataract surgery!
Posted by Dianne on Monday, December 09, 2013 No comments:
Profile Image for Dalila (Dee).
87 reviews1 follower
January 31, 2014
In case the absurd title didn't clue you in, this is not a book you're meant to take too seriously. But if you have a sense of humor and don't need your romance to be all dark and broody, you might enjoy this book.

It's silly, a little crude but funny at times. Everything is exaggerated to the extreme, from the guy's smell to the size of his penis, but that's the point. If a guy starts joking around about what he thinks women want in a man, this is more or less the conclusion he may come to - a big muscular guy who smells - and even tastes - like chocolate (because what woman doesn't like chocolate) and can kill any enemy with his bare hands. It's not accurate, in my opinion, but I get where he's coming from.

The billionaire part of the title is the most irrelevant bit of the equation and only in there because that's what people seem to want in romance books this days.

I can't say I felt deeply for the characters but I was certainly amused. Plus, it's a quick read since the author just gets on with the story and doesn't waste time describing detail unless it's absolutely relevant to the scene. I may look into the author's other books whenever I need a break from all the angst going around most romance.
618 reviews16 followers
December 14, 2013
Suspend all belief on a guy’s many attributes, the fact that every woman he speaks to wants to fall on their knees in front of him, that he’s a part time Navy Seal and people’s attitudes and personality can do a 180, and you end up with a light and funny few hours of escape in a book.

I knew this was a parody; a character seemingly created as a compilation of heroes from many romance books, so wasn’t too surprised that physical attributes and situations were greatly exaggerated, and it was easy to just enjoy the farce. I give it 4 stars for that aspect of the book.

But while I’m not a great lover of what some would consider a great work of literature, it is kind of obvious that while funny, many things are just too pat and a lot of short cuts have been taken.

Enjoy it for what it is and find escape from life’s troubles for a few hours. It’s worth it and the character is easy to like.

3.5 stars
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Author 2 books10 followers
August 7, 2013
This book is a light, fun parody that's a quick, easy read. Look at the title. Luke Young takes ALL of the most popular aspects from the genre & has some fun with it. (Why no zombies, vampires or werewolves?) He's not going for realism or changing the readers views on life.

I'm a hardcore fan and although this isn't my favorite book of Mr Young's (AKA Ian Dalton), he did not disappoint. I enjoyed the heck out of this fun book. Frankly, my life has been sad and stressful lately and I wanted (needed) an escape from reality.

Thank you so much, Mr Young, you helped me with my need for levity in our harsh world of reality. I laughed, panted, sighed & fully enjoyed this book!

I recommend this book to people who are looking for a sexy, fun, light parody to escape from reality. Please don't expect a realistic, life changing book.
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362 reviews4 followers
July 25, 2013
Well, I haven't read anything by the author before but the book summary caught my attention. I mean two out of the three are my obsession, chocolate and SEALs, not so much the billionaire. While it was a humorous parody at times, I actually thought the author's prologue in the beginning was probably the funniest thing in the book. I did love all the cliches and all too obvious plotline, but it was more of an internal "Yeah, that really is an overdone plot device" rather than, "Ha, that was funny." I don't know, it was just too stupid at times; and I know that's the point, but it was just OK for me.
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Author 6 books90 followers
May 1, 2015
Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL is a fantasy because Navy SEAL's are never part-time, second no man tastes like chocolate just from eating it and third Brock's character was inconsistent with being a strong Navy SEAL but not able to eject. It is advertised as a parody and it does deliver the laughs.

The action and wiping out the terrorists was great and the humor was a kick. The two girls were so funny; what rational woman would keep talking back and hurling insults with guns pointed at them. For entertainment Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL offers an enjoyable reading experience with a few great laughs from the title to the ending.
Profile Image for Melissa at My Chaotic Ramblings.
353 reviews26 followers
August 19, 2013
I tell myself time and again, to really read the reviews on the Amazon freebies. The writing was good, and i had no trouble following the plot; what little of one there was.
The sex is minimal, though it is often spoken of. The characters all seem superficial and very transparent. I wanted to scream most of the time reading the book.

This is a quick read and if you are looking for a decent book written by a man then check this one out.
Profile Image for Cecily Bonney.
1,048 reviews5 followers
December 27, 2014
Funny! Funny! Funny!

This book was hilarious and I am so glad I read it!

I mean I think I gained like 5 pounds from eating too much chocolate. I have to blame Brock.....just the thought of him smelling like chocolate made me want chocolate.

Luke Young scored again......in my book! I dig the *hit out of his sense of humor.

if you want a good funny hilarious read with a hot guy.....then read this book!
Profile Image for Jordan.
821 reviews10 followers
November 7, 2015
This book was very entertaining. As you'll see with a lot of the reviews, this book is meant to be taken lightly. If you can do that, then this is for you. It's a short, quick read that's funny and sometimes crosses over the line into completely absurd (and hilarious). I found myself literally laughing out loud while I read this. Any book that can make me do that is a great book in my mind! I always love to laugh. If you do too (and can take a joke), jump on into this read and enjoy!
Profile Image for Alison.
749 reviews
July 16, 2013
a fun, tongue in cheek short story. When you read the authors reasons for this title you will agree it's pretty funny.

A proportion of profits are going to help Military Families which is a good enough reason to buy this book...
Profile Image for Julianna.
1,977 reviews13 followers
July 29, 2013
I wasn't a huge fan. Didn't like that he was having 'intimate relations' with both girls during the same period of time and just didn't really connect with any of the characters. Didn't hate it but probably wouldn't read it again.
Profile Image for Suzanne.
159 reviews
August 2, 2013
Silly parody of all the romance novels we women like to read that involve sex & hot Seals or billionaires. I did enjoy reading it though and it makes you think about what men think about the books that we so enjoy reading.
Profile Image for Stevie Seber.
55 reviews
August 17, 2013
Luke Young made me laugh so much with Chocolate Covered Billionaire Navy SEAL, I loved it; definitely will revisit Brock and Stephanie again, though I desperately wish the terrorists would have been stuck with Marci to make them insane. All in all, a good, funny light-hearted read.
Profile Image for Penny.
100 reviews
March 21, 2014
I knew this book was a parody, spoof, a joke about the absurdity of some of the trends with romance novels lately.

I got exactly what I expected. A giggle, laughter. Laughter is good, right? Who doesn't love to laugh. I recommend this short read for anyone in need of a little laughter.
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2,397 reviews3 followers
July 24, 2019
Sweet...pun intended! I do love a Navy SEAL story but this was very different. Largely a humorous story of sexual relationships and the lack of poor Brock's orgasms (as if!), there was also a story of terrorism.

Funny!
Profile Image for Lisa.
236 reviews8 followers
December 20, 2013
Sexy book but stupid, stupid story and typos galore. Quick fun read but dumb book
Profile Image for Betty.
219 reviews
August 4, 2013

Cute story. No much into parodies but this on was good
Profile Image for Sandra.
184 reviews5 followers
July 31, 2013
Was super cheesy but proceeds going to military families. Read for a good laugh.
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