Mrs. Maaargh is back in a new Goosebumps adventure for the first time since 1998's Creature Teacher, and her appetite for human kids is no less voracious because Paul Perez escaped becoming her lunch in that book. When Creature Teacher: The Final Exam starts with twelve-year-old Tommy Farrelly being sent by his parents to Winner Island Camp for two weeks to fine-tune his competitive instincts, he's not thrilled, but he doesn't think his life is in jeopardy. That changes when he meets The Teacher: a slimy, odiferous monster who's taken over Winner Island so she can eat the kid ranked last in the camp's games at the end of the session. Similar to her food chain chart in Creature Teacher, Mrs. Maaargh keeps a comprehensive student ranking in Creature Teacher: The Final Exam, and the kid who finishes with the poorest record will never leave Winner Island.
Unfortunately, Tommy is two days late for camp. That puts him behind everyone else, perhaps too far to make up the difference. The employees at Camp Winner Island are too scared of Mrs. Maaargh to do anything but cater to her demands, and The Teacher herself has it in for Tommy, singling him out as the boy she expects to make a meal of soon. Tommy meets a pair of new friends at camp, Sophie and Ricardo, but learns he can't trust them very far. They're as terrified as Tommy is of being eaten, so it's in their best interests to sabotage him so he becomes the sacrifice for Mrs. Maaargh. Yet whenever Tommy elects not to follow their advice, it turns out they earnestly meant to help him avoid The Teacher's wrath, and he watches helplessly as he settles to the bottom of the camp ranking. Only a miracle could bail Tommy out now. Does he have a brilliant idea to evade Mrs. Maaargh's jaws when they prepare to close around him?
Creature Teacher: The Final Exam raises a question or two for readers of the first book starring Mrs. Maaargh. Where is her son, Marv? Does his absence from Creature Teacher: The Final Exam indicate that his mother ate him for telling Paul Perez the secret to her undoing? We can't be sure the events of Creature Teacher predate those of this book, so it's possible Marv hasn't been born, but technology in the two novels suggests timeline progression. Mrs. Maaargh's weakness in the earlier book won't be her downfall this time, however; Tommy must come up with an original plan, and escaping with his life will make him the biggest winner on Camp Winner Island.
This is one of the more thematically interesting books in the Goosebumps Most Wanted series. Tommy is conflicted by the necessity of depending on his fellow campers for help against Mrs. Maaargh even though they often double-cross him. When faced with a monster, is it best to band together against the beast or go every man for himself, hoping it isn't you who ends up eaten? "But...what if we all worked together?" Tommy asks Sophie and Ricardo. "What if we all stood up to...Mrs. Maaargh and refused to play their game?" Tommy's "friends" appear to have made their choice, but there's sufficient ambiguity in what happens to leave us wondering. Was Ricardo on Tommy's side or not? I'd give Creature Teacher: The Final Exam one and a half stars, and I guess I'll round up to two. This is one of the better Goosebumps Most Wanted books, and I appreciate that R.L. Stine brought back a villain from the Series 2000. Goosebumps fans will like the story structure and its surprises.