I read this because after reading The Pleasure Slave by Gena Showalter, everyone told me that her book was a pale imitation of this one.
Not so.
While I found Showalter's novel to be silly, funny, and sweet, this one seemed dark, sad, and clichéd. (All romance novels are clichéd...but this one was worse than normal, IMO).
I expect one or two problems in the novels - personal problems that the characters have - that will be solved by love and good sex. However, instead of presenting me with a manageable problem or two, Kenyon stuffs this novel full of every single problem she can think of.
Julian's problems:
- Even before being a love-slave, Julian is cursed so that every woman who looks at him lusts for him and any man who sees him will have his "heart swell with envy."
- Julian is cursed to be a love-slave. Trapped in a book, he serves whatever woman calls him for one month. (No word on what happens if a man summons him.) He's cursed with a permanent erection and he's physically unable to orgasm. This seems beyond cruel to me. And what's more? Trapped in the book he's starving and dehydrated, but cannot eat or drink. Or die. I just feel like Kenyon is being too mean to the character. I mean, come on!
- Julian's mom (Aphrodite) abandoned him and he's never seen her.
- Julian's dad was a heartless Spartan who hated Julian, beat him, tortured him, and tried to break him.
- Julian was homeless for a while in Ancient Greece, and slept with women in exchange for food and shelter. This starts at age 14.
- Julian's wife really loves Julian's backstabbing "friend" Iason. Julian knows that even though she's "chosen" him and sleeps with him, she doesn't really love him. He doesn't love her either.
- Julian and Iason get in a swordfight, Iason dies. Penelope, in a psychotic rage, kills her two children that she had with Julian and then herself.
Grace's problems:
- She's a sex therapist who hasn't had sex in four years.
- She hasn't had sex in 4 years because her first time was with some dirtbag who not only was sleeping with her as part of a bet, but also seemed to sadistically enjoy hurting her physically.
- She might be a bit chubby? Honestly I have no idea, because this is mentioned exactly twice and never in any kind of serious manner. I feel like Kenyon is just trying to be like "Oh, my heroine isn't physically perfect" but then doesn't put in any work to show us this or even tell us this. It's an epic fail if she WAS trying to make Grace chubby, because I didn't get a sense of that AT ALL. Gena Showalter does it MUCH better in Heart of the Dragon. It's such a non-issue in this book I'd much rather Kenyon just didn't mention it at all.
- She's being stalked by a patient who's obsessed with her...seemingly out of the blue. Of course Julian saves her! But this whole plotline and resolution seems forced, faked, and stupid to me.
And I don't really LIKE Julian. Feel sorry for him? Sure. Like him? Nah. He came off as whiny, pouty, and sullen to me.
Every other cliché is in here. Julian is a great dancer. Julian kicks the ass of not only Grace's stalker, but the creep she lost her virginity to. Etc. etc. etc. Bullshit.
I don't think Kenyon writes sex well. I didn't think the sex scenes were sexy. Once again, Gena Showalter does it better. Also, I don't think shoving your tongue into someone's ear and swirling it around is sexy. I associate this kind of behavior with what your Golden Retriever does to you, not your lover. And Julian does it to Grace ALL THE TIME. Gross. (I'm not talking about nibbling on earlobes here, I'm talking about making out with someone's ear canal.) In addition, it was just very sad to me that up until the very, very end of the book, Julian is unable to orgasm. That is just sad and unfair. I can't enjoy these sex scenes when he's suffering like this. Not sexy.
The only thing I DID like: Grace teaching Julian how to read English and the cute little scenes of her reading to him at night. She reads him Peter Pan, the Illiad, and the Odyssey. That was sweet and cute.
Overall, no characters I liked or could have feelings for. The side characters are one-dimensional. The main characters are poorly constructed. The plot is ridiculous - tons of potential, great concept - badly executed. Kenyon just shoves in every single cliché and plot device she can think of, to ill effect.
P.S. Oh. And Julian's a PERSON. No one in the novel except Grace treats him like a human being with feelings and rights. Not even Grace's best friend and so-called "good guy" Selena. This offended me A LOT.
ONE REAL STAR, ONE ROMANCE STAR