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336 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2000
"My dear Serena," I said, "you sound as if you thought that once the builders arrive your troubles will be over. This is not the universal experience."
"Well, there'll obviously be a certain amount of noise and mess while they're actually there. But they've promised to finish by the Long Vacation, so it shouldn't be too disruptive."
She leant back and drank her wine, with the serene contentment of a young woman who has agreed a satisfactory estimate and a convenient timetable, and has never had builders in before.
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[During the Long Vacation] My first impression was that a small civil war had broken out, the result, possibly, of some unhappy disagreement between the Bar and the Law Society, and that 62 New Square had been chosen a particular object of hostile bombardment. The air was heavy with the dust of shattered plaster; the walls and timbers shuddered at the pounding of hammers and the pitiless reverberation of electric drills; muscular men in string vests were attacking the building with hammers. In short, the builders were in.
And now the plumber's rung up to say that his van's broken down and he can't be here before midday. and the electrician's rung up to say that he has an emergency in High Barnet and can't be here until the afternoon. and the carpenter's rung up to say that he has a family bereavement and can't be here at all. Hilary, do you think men in the building trade always behave like this?"To which Hilary replies:
"I'm sure it's most unusual." What was unusual, from all I had ever heard of such matters, was not their failure to arrive but their telephoning to give notice of it...