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157 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 12, 2013
‘Never, ever let a toppy git know just how much they turn you on, or you'll spend your whole bloody life in a state of perpetual turned-on-ness.’
‘The one who'd teased me for being a wimp, but who always got the great big spiders out of the flat for me. The one who made me breakfast on a Sunday.
The one who kissed me like I was the most important thing in the world.’



Good things can get snatched away from you without a moment’s notice, and the sooner you learn that, the better. And now here I was, on the wrong side of thirty, freezing my bachelor arse off on a balcony of a one-bedroom flat, yelling at a stupid seagull. How had my life ended up so far from where it was meant to be?
Yeah, all right. I was a master of excuses. Came with having the gift of the gab. I didn’t just kiss the blarney stone, I snogged it senseless and gave it a handjob.
“What can I say? I have a gift for pissing people off. Seagulls too.”
“You used to be so charming.”
“I still can be. You’ve just caught me on a bad day.”
I suppose we always end up wanting the things we don’t have. Part of the human condition.
What the hell was I feeling now? Was this nerves? Fear? Fury? Whatever it was, it could fuck off. I had a job to do.
“That was incredible,” he said, sounding every bit as bowled over as I felt. “Riley? You felt that too?”
I nodded. That must have been what he needed, because his face softened into something like the Stan I remembered. The one who’d teased me for being a wimp, but who always got the great big spiders out of the flat for me. The one who made me breakfast in bed on a Sunday.
The one who kissed me like I was the most important thing in the world.

). They used to be a couple, and a really great match reading between the lines, but unfortunately Riley's career ambitions and Stan's wish to get back to nature and work with wood got in the way and they split. Stan moved away from Bath, started a business with money from his father's estate and is happy (but lonely methinks) working with wood and looking after his land. Riley has stayed in Bath, and has been appointed Manager of the Bath Christmas market which is extremely popular
. They've both had other guys since the split 5 years ago, but neither can forget the other, Riley in particular still thinks about Stan all the time and unfavourably compares every other bloke he dates to him. He's having a particularly bad day one day...he feels he's being 'stalked' by one seagull in particular
, and as I commented in my status updates, to me this was very reminiscent of Miss Amy Hardwood (of Blackadder fame) and her unreasonable hatred of squirrels....however, I digress....being splattered with seagull droppings is obviously not very pleasant, but Riley has further surprises awaiting him when he takes a walk around the market and meets the stall holders. I loved Janine's character, the token girl best friend, and there were some really funny lines and incidences in the story....imagining Riley dressed as Santa
doing 70's disco numbers to distract a crowd of shoppers was hilarious!!
? Read the book for yourself and find out, it's well worth it.
