More Hyborian Adventures
7 April 2018
Is it just me, or do other people get annoyed with random people forever recommending books to them. Sometimes it seems that they recommend every single book that they have read. Honestly, I’m getting a little annoyed opening my app to discover five book recommendations, and generally books that I am never going to read. Maybe they are just farming for likes for their reviews – I really don’t know. Honestly, I generally read the reviews on my feed, or books that I have read, and engage with people that way. Hey, at least I don’t get a heap of messages from would-be authors asking them to read their books anymore (though I bet I wake up tomorrow and find at least one in my messages).
Anyway, enough of my rants because you are probably wanting to hear about Conan and not my annoyances with spam requests. So, we have another collection of Conan short stories, three by Howard and two by Sprague de Camp. Interestingly not many people seem to think that much of de Camp’s attempts at resurrecting Conan, and I tend to agree. Normally, when I come to one of his stories my eyes tend to glaze over. However, you do need to give him credit for bringing Conan back into the mainstream consciousness, particularly since his work ended up spawning three movies (of which the first is by far the best).
The whole concept of Conan is the struggle between barbarism and civilisation, though a couple of the stories are sent in remote locations where Conan is fighting either a beast, or some pirates. The last story does involve an evil witch taking over a city by pretending to be her twin sister and then locking her sister away in a dungeon. These stories seem to be the adventures of Conan as he made his way to ultimately become a king, though it does make me wonder at times about him being a king, since when one becomes a king the life of a hardened adventurer is over. The other thing is that I suspect it makes one soft, something is Conan isn’t.
The great thing about these stories is that are are basically individual adventures, some of them being connected with the greater plot arch, while others simply being standalone. In a way it is fresh to encounter stories that do not have some series spanning adventure slowing being drawn together into an ultimate conclusion. While at first the mystery is intriguing, once things become evident the whole mystery vanishes and the stories end up becoming quite boring.
The world of Conan comes across as being a wild and untamed land punctured by the occasional city and kingdom, though I get the impression that outside of the city walls there is little in the way of law and order. It is interesting that Conan seems to prefer the life of the wanderer as opposed to being stuck in a single place. I’ve noticed that whenever there is an adventure Conan never hangs around, even if prior to the adventure he had a position in the said place (such as the last one where he was captain of the guards). In a way the wilds are always nipping at the edges of civilisation, trying to topple it and letting chaos reign. As with Conan, it seems as if the life of adventure is always pulling at his heart.
Yet civilisation is soft, and its people are soft. Some have suggested that if our peaceful countries were invaded we would be powerless to stop it since our armies are small and we are simply not conditioned to fight. In a way we have moved to a point where people are offended at even the smallest statements, even if no offence was ever meant. This makes me wonder whether we would really be able to deal with a full blown invasion. However, let us also consider crime, which is also an element of barbarism that is attempting to tear apart our peaceful society. In many cases all we simply want to do is lock these criminals away and forget about them, yet many innocent people end up being caught in this dragnet, and end up being branded for life. The other problem is that once somebody is branded a criminal, they are branded one for life, and this only serves to create a long term criminal since all of the sudden honest work is denied to them. Sure, employers need to be careful that they don’t hire people that will steal from them, but the reality is that many thieves in the corporate world come across as very honest people, or are so high up the ladder that they effectively get away with it.