Bacon

by Creep Creepersin

Bacon is a tale about an orphan named Malcolm. Malcolm has just became an adult and is on his own for the first time. Malcolm has also been aware of wrong-doings going on in his neighborhood. When these things happen, Malcolm finds himself wrapped in raw bacon! Is this a blessing or a curse? The only way to find out is to crack this puppy open like and egg and find out!

Only Creep Creepersin can bring you a world full of hookers, gang bangs, crooked cops, naked men, exploding heads, penislegs, pretend robots, Samoans, urine, Indians from India, ribbons in space, giants, gunshots, motorhomes and dirty sex all wrapped in raw bacon and have it seem somewhat normal. Slap on your pork belly and enjoy!

Genres: Bizarro Fiction

53 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 8, 2013

About the author

Creep Creepersin has been the underground king of horror for many years, spanning all mediums from film, to song, to podcasting, to literature. As his fan base grows to those outside of the indie horror scene, the public is beginning to realize how unique and cutting edge his dark, irresistible humor is. Creepersin makes storytelling an art that is a pleasure to ingest as well as a mind-jolting experience.

Reviews

[Melki · Rating 3 out of 5]

He turned and looked right through our souls. There was one thing a little different about Gary right now. He had a giant power mustache made out of a strip of raw, thick cut, bacon!

Here's a truly twisted little tale about crack whores, naked men and raw meat that could turn even the most rabid carnivore into a vegan.

[a_reader · Rating 3 out of 5]

Everything tastes better with bacon, eh?

Well, I guess not in this instance. This is NOT the type of bacon you salivate over when you smell the aroma from the frying pan.

Welcome to this bizarro tale of a loser foster child named Malcolm who experiences these odd situations in which he sleep walks naked about town and occasionally finds himself wrapped in raw, thick cut bacon. Add in some crack whores, johns, and a dirty cop along with troubling dreams featuring a penis leg and you got yourself quite the story here.

Creep Creepersin (real name?) left a lot of questions unanswered and I wonder with the abrupt ending if there will be a part 2 down the road? If there is certainly count me in.

[Michael · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is definitely one for bizarro fans. You have a bacon monster, dirty cops, crack whores, and a story about an orphan that walks around naked and ends up covered in bacon. Quite an interesting book and hopefully there's a sequel because the ending certainly hints that there will be one.

Bacon is a short book that packs in a great deal of detail. As a fan of Bizarro it fit right into the style that I liked but for some it may be to far out there to truly understand or even enjoy. Creep left a lot of questions to be answered and who knows maybe they'll never get answered but in the end it doesn't matter because by the time you finish Bacon you'll end up a fan.