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REJECTED: Fortune Cookie Fortunes
"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!"
Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!
Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Visit thejasonjack.com for more information!
Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!
Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Visit thejasonjack.com for more information!
151 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 16, 2013
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Jason Jack
69 books1 followerThe Jason Jack is the author of over a dozen books. He inhabits a small bit of space somewhere on planet Earth, living primarily in his fantasies.
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