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Talk Back Trilogy #1

Talk Back and You're Dead!

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May nakilala na ba kayong (napakagwapo) nakakatakot na nilalalang na may kakayahang maglabas ng laser beam sa mga mata kapag nagagalit?
Eh ang maging boyfriend sya dahil sa (kabaliwan) kakaibang trip ng mga kaibigan mo?

At ang mapaligiran ng mga (hotties) hot-headed na katulad nya? Ang tahimik kong buhay ay biglang naging parang action movie, may mga habulan at fighting scenes.

Ako si Sam, isang perfect student, maganda matalino at mabait). Boyfriend ko si TOP, isang delinquent, gang leader at cussing machine.

Magtagal kaya kami kung pati teddy bear ay pinagseselosan nya rin?

352 pages, Paperback

Published July 19, 2013

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Profile Image for Kaede De Lopez.
7 reviews2 followers
February 27, 2015
Cliche.
Chick-lit.

ok. ratings tayo. and since this is a book review... sa mga obsessed sa librong ito... no offense meant at walang basagan ng trip.owkie???

1. originality:
ok. dito tayo mauna. bakit? kasi-importante to,eh. alam naman natin na kapag nausoor
sumikat ang isang genre...ang dami na ring magsusulat ng story of the same type, hindi ba?
like nung nauso ang dystopian genre- o mas popular sa theme ng caste, faction, or districts. nung nauso ang mga ganun- ang dami na ring naglipana na ganung story. nagkaiba lang sa plot pero yung takbo ng kwento- ganun pa rin. same-same. the same sa online e-book community like that wattpad. nang mauso ang teen fiction na may gangster2x na characters- yun na. naglipana ulit ang mga gangster. kakasawa. kaka-umay. gaya ng story na to. 13 young men na puro imposible sa totoong buhay- dahil puro gwapo,mayayaman at mahilig makipag basag-ulo- plus the cussing machine leader na wala yatang ibang linyang alama kundi," fuck!" "retard" and "you're dead!" in which-sa hinala ko- kaya tinawag na talk back and youre dead ang storyang ito dahil sa walang kamatayang linya nyang yan. rating: 0.1 -_-

2. characters:

ok. so 13 sila na puro mga gwapo,anak-mayaman at de kotse. so,sige. pero-yung nga lang- dalawa lang ang nabibigyan ng point of view,di ba? yung red at top. yung iba-wala. dekorasyon. alalay. me hindi nga natin alam ang mga saloobin nila at pananaw sa kwento kung saan kasali sila. at yung tinawag nyang tatlong baliw. nakakatawa sila pero ang OA na rin katagalan. at yung audrey- grabe. sya na yata ang pinaka-OA dun sa lahat. at ang mataray nyang ugali... it sucks. isa rin sya sa mga dakilang decor sa story na ito. at- yung lead female named samantha. she's the epitome of boring perfection: maganda,matalino,pa-demure...hmm..ano pa? maybe yun lang. at lahat-naka base sa pov nya. so the reader understands the story through her views. at yung author- kailangan pa nyang gwan ng pov lahat para may linya sila. pshh. tengenerz lang. rating: 0.2


3. EMOTICONS.


heto ang malupit. kahit ang libro nito-susmaryusep. may mga mukhang paa na EMOTICONS!
nung nakita ko ang emoticons- kulang na lang ihagis ko ang libro palayo. grabe. it's an
insult to literature. san ka ba makakakita ng libro na may nakakasakit sa mata na EMOTICONS? libro ba yun? my gosh. ang narinig ko- ginawa daw yun dahil request or demand ng readers nung author. naman mga dre. since ginawa nyo na ngang libro ang online story na ito- tanggalin nyo naman ang pambatang EMOTICONS >_< na yan. pano na lang pag may nakabasa ng libro at di mahilig o nagbabasa ng wattpad stories? yung walang account doon? anong mangyayari? tsk. ewan ko lang. at ginawa pang movie. well- bahala sila. basta ako- a true blooded reader- won't waste a hundred peso or more on such book.


rating:0.3

star rating:1


ang talo-pikon. this is a book review-so repect it.


and for the movie.... here are the reviews from the country's well-respected movie critics:

Zig Marasigan of Rappler gave a harsh review of the film, stating "Trying to make sense of Talk Back and You’re Dead is very much like watching a snake eat its own tail. It’s fascinatingly grotesque, watching a serpent devour itself from the outside. It slowly works towards its delicate innards, oblivious to its own demise. The snake eventually dies from its own gastric juices, and all you’re left with is a reptilian corpse that is just too eager but too consumed to tell its tail from its meal. Talk Back and You’re Dead doesn’t have a horrible story, it simply doesn’t have a story. But if a film like Talk Back and You’re Dead can be produced and released without a need for story, who needs writers?"


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"feeding the youth an delusional view of what love is and life in general. The movie only encourages people to be shallow and this is why we have to save Filipino literature."


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here is another review. check this out:
from: (http://barelysanereviews.tumblr.com/p...)

This is the current state of the movie industry in the Philippines, guys. Talk Back and You’re Dead is a 2014 movie adaptation of the Wattpad fan fiction of the same title. It’s about a girl named Miracle Samantha Perez who falls in love with a handsome gangster named TOP. Sigh. How do I even begin to describe the agony that is this movie? This is the worst movie I’ve seen in 2014 but I was able to finish it because it was so bad it was funny.

A lot goes on in this movie. There are a lot of subplots, back stories, minor characters that turn out to be pivotal characters. I don’t have anything against having interweaving narratives in one story, but Talk Back and You’re Deadjust failed on so many levels because: 1) the twists and turns and even the premise itself are not realistic. Come on, a high school student who’s the leader of a gang? Arranged marriage in the Philippines in 2014?? A guy with the name of TOP who isn’t Big Bang’s T.O.P.??? 2) The plot twists aren’t established well, they just pop out of nowhere. Like the part where it is revealed that (SPOILER) Miracle had amnesia?? That part where (SPOILER) TOP apparently goes blind in the end?? What is this, Jane Eyre? 3) There are so many loose ends by the end and everything is so conveniently connected, which doesn’t happen at all in real life. It would’ve been better if most, if not all, of the loose ends are tied, considering that there will be a sequel, a.k.a. the death of Philippine society.

What I hated so much was how the story turned out to be a mere hodgepodge of Asian drama tropes: guys that are like Meteor Garden’s F4, two best friends falling in love with the same girl, main guy kidnapping protagonist to bring her to his house and have her dress up and pretend to be his girlfriend, main characters that are from the richest families in the country… I wouldn’t mind these if the movie had a fresh take on these tropes, or found a way to make the movie more unique and original rather than being a drab derivative of something else. It’s like the writer was so desperate to include every trope out there that she lost track of what she really wanted her story to be like. It’s incoherent at best, a tasteless pacham at worst.

I also found it hard to understand why Miracle would fall in love with TOP. He’s a selfish, misogynistic asshole that has nothing going for him except for his looks and his cool car. I get that he’s supposed to be a boy tsundere or whatever, but the fact that he keeps calling Miracle bitch for no reason at all, forcing her to do stuff against her will, and pulling her around and shoving her about (which is also an Asian drama trope, btw) just overshadows his supposed “kind heart”. I also have to point out that cringe-filled part of them calling each other ‘wifey’ and ‘hubby’, which I know is nothing but fanservice, my proposed title for the movie because all it does is that, tbh. Talk Back and You’re Dead has nothing but cardboard, one-dimensional characters who are all swag but no substance. James Reid (TOP) might have a pretty face but he still has a lot to prove.

I knew I shouldn’t have expected much since the movie is based on overhyped fan fiction, but even the fan fiction that I read when I was fifteen are far better than this. Philippine movie industry, go home. You’re drunk.
8 reviews
March 7, 2014
Feeling ko ang bobo-bobo ko after I read this 'book' emoticons? F***...
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7 reviews14 followers
August 8, 2014
I'm not a fan of Wattpad stories, but I'm sort of a pop culture devotee. When Wattpad creations were becoming more popular and they started to attract readers and publishers, I was impressed. Not everyone can become writers, but this movement has inspired young people to believe that anyone can be creative.

This book was picked up by Star Cinema for a movie, and when I watched the trailer, I decided that it's about time I read a Wattpad story. Didn't finish it. After reading 5 pages, I decided to stop. So, my review might not even count as valid.

I give it an A- for being able to tap into the emotions and interests of its target market. Before writing this review, I read through ones with 4-5 stars, and it is safe to say that fans of this book now want to have a gang leader as a boyfriend. I don't condemn them--I wanted to be a wizard when I first read Harry Potter.

What I dislike about this book is the manner it was written. There were minimal descriptions and no transitions. The writer did not even set the mood for the first sequence. It was written in the POV of the main character, so you will read much about her thoughts. She's dense.

After reading 5 pages, I can say that it mirrors a sad reality in Philippine telanovelas. Soap operas in the Philippines are written by intelligent and talented script writers. However, since they are more concerned with ratings, they tend to give viewers what they want. They satisfy the emotions, and rarely challenge intellect.
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10 reviews1 follower
August 21, 2013
As a teen who loves to read books, reading something like a regular girl being inlove with a bad boy is a cliche but even though it's like that, it never fails to make me feel thrilled. Well, I mean, you know? There is something about those stories who makes the story exciting and not dull. ♥

This is a story of a girl who fell inlove with a delinquent guy. Yes. He is a delinquent guy! He is a gang leader. Well, not just a leader. He's the hottest among the hottest gang leader! Oh-Em! I don't thing I can still continue this review! Why? Because I am speechless! I just love this book! As in S U P E R!! Alesana Marie made something all of us must read! I can't wait for the next book! I am too inlove with the story and not just the story but also with Top. Sorry Sammy! Haay. If I am just a silvertongue I will prolly read Top being inlove with me. I know that it's very selfish but I love Top to the moon and back! I shouldn't make this post any longer. I just recommend this book to you guys. A MUST READ!!! If I can just give 100 stars for this.. I will do it! But for now.. I'll give this 5 stars but I SUPER LOVE IT!
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214 reviews
August 28, 2013

After reading this, I was like...

(O_O) What the Hell happened??

I'm dying to have a gangster leader like my TOP to be my BOY FRIEND >.<
and the Lucky 13 to back me up,, esp. JaRED :)

Samanta is soooo lucky :D
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475 reviews41 followers
March 21, 2018
I am not really a fan of wattpad books/stories or whatevers. pero bibigyan ko ito ng chance. so everyone dont get mad ha, I am not a professional reviewer or whatsoever of some sort, i just have to write what my gut tells me.

cliche much? this reminds me of boys over flowers, meteor garden.. lol. anyway anyhow anywho this review is just my opinion so wag po tayo magagalit okay? its just a matter of preference.. saka ayun ihihinto ko ito dito im around 300+ in pages mejo saka na lang ulet kung sisipagin pa ako balikan tong kopya na nakuha ko which is around 800+ pages, binasa ko ito maybe because nacurious lang talaga ako kay pendleton. haha at gusto ko man tapusin pero naa--ahh!! next time perhaps??

ok! well for a beginner so far okay naman, ang kapal nga eh so talagang binigyan ito ng oras at
panahon at pawis at dugo. kaya kudos sa author dahil nagkaroon sya ng chance na maipublish itong book na ito.

so ayun itong book na ito story is very much relatable lalo na sa mga high school teeny bopper girls and boys.. Hmmm..si Top? i pictured him as this ruggedly handsome chinito looking egotistic hearthrob guy na pagkakaguluhan ng mga high school girls tipong parang gu jun pyo at dao ming su lang talaga ang peg ahahaha... si samantha? isang tipikal na mayamang dalagita na ayun basta hahaha obviously syempre bida so dapat maganda. tama!!

meron lang din talagang mga di ko nagustuhan na mga parts or moments or sa mga actions nila meron din namang sa tingin ko okay or oa??

iisa isahin ko ha halo halo na ito okay at oa:D (sorry!)

1. Do you wanna die? You wanna die bitch? F*ck! Shit! Die! - whatever.. lage ko nababasa. wala na ba ibang
sasabihin si TOP kundi ang mga ito? tapos lage sya galit? to the point na minsan annoying na.

2. Baket lage nagtititili tong si Sam sa umpisa. puro waaahhhhh, kyaaahhh!!!.. OA lang haha. (sorry i just find her kinda OA)at sorry OA talga sya haha.

3. Crazy Trios? hmm wala lang haha crazy nga sila at kakaiba trip nila sa buhay. kulang na lang sila yung maging kontrabida at bully sa istorya pero hindi kasi kasama sila nung bida so hindi at makukulit sila haha minsan nakakatuwa sila minsan hindi.

4. yung puro mura lang yung nababasa ko tuwing nagaaway at nagbabangayan sila at nagtatawagan ng retard at jerk.

5. marunong naman pala magtagalog eh.. haha.. sana tagalog na lang yung buong story, sa tingin ko mas bagay sya kesa sa nageenglish-englishan yung mga bida.. hmm parang hindi kasi bagay eh.. yun ay sa akin lang naman.

6. so the truth is gusto nya talaga ung girl so instead of hitting on her he's being this jerk to her. cliche. gu jun pyo/dao ming su much??

7. eventually they tell each other how they really feel and sila na agad and this happen wifey? hubby? cliche again. tapos isa pa matapos tawag tawaging wifey biglang retard again? hehe oh well di ako kinilig sa tawagan nilang wifey at hubby.

8. at ayun may ex na singer. haaayyy at yung lage na lang sia yung binabalikan nung mga nakakaaway ni hubby, paulit ulit?

9. im getting this close to dnf-ing it, mejo binigyan ko pa ng chance baka nga naman ok ang ending pero umabot lang ako sa 300+ hehehe

10. on page 200someting at nabasa ko na naman ang linyang "you wanna die" lol i really wanna die from reading this hehe

at itong nabasa kong pdf version eh 800+ pages?? really???

i therefore conclude that i dont hate this book but i dont like it either.. so i just have to settle with 2 stars lets give it that para sa madameng effort ng author which is good, masipag sya at sana hindi itong 800 pages ang nakuha kong copy hahaha, before i started reading this it did gave me hope that what would i'll be reading will be much better than this but no. im sorry di ko lang talaga siya natripan pero okay sya. there is hope maybe next book??
Profile Image for Kohi.
198 reviews
September 9, 2013
Sakto lang. Cliche much.
Walang gaanong special.

Gusto ko lang yung Crazy Trios kapag nagrorole play kapag uuwi nang late si Sam. Lol.
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Author 0 books10 followers
August 22, 2014
Book # 102 for 2014

DNF at 1% JK, around 5% I think

OMG, Seriously??!

Please don't read this if you like the book, this is my opinion only.

Again, I read this after my niece said she was going to watch the movie. Yes, someone made a movie out of this book.

I'm glad my niece didn't read this, I would gouge her eyes out if she did. Suffice to say I didn't like this. If I could give negative stars I would.

I rated this and even took the time to review it just to find out if I read the same shitthing others here did. I read (albeit briefly) about a girl, a really pretty, popular, ballsy girl and a guy (supposedly in a "gang" or whatever) that says "bitch", "retard", "fuck" and "you wanna die?" a lot. Is this the same book everyone's read? If yes, then I don't freakin' get it!

There's a certain art in writing hot-but-mean characters that you still love 'em even though they are arrogant and annoying. But I couldn't find the charm in this TOP guy, his derogatory nicknames for Sam was unacceptable, no woman/girl should accept or take that kind of treatment. It's a very, very bad example to teens (I sound like an old lady). I just want to share that there's no way in hell this attitude is "okay". Just... ugh.
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4 reviews1 follower
October 9, 2013
My first reaction about seeing this book on National Bookstore, just some old boring story about a girl and handsome guy who fall in love with one another. I didn't think of buying it but my curiosity sparks when I read the teaser at the back. The guy was a leader of a gangster,a cuss machine to the highest level and an over possessive boyfriend while the girl on the other hand was an ideal girl. :). What an interesting twist and this book didn't failed me. If you want to be entertained and to laugh till you drop this book is highly recommended.


I can't wait for the second part, one of the best story in wattpad. :))
Profile Image for Kevin Arriola.
8 reviews4 followers
September 27, 2013
I really enjoy reading the book because scenes are really exciting and thrilling. It's a different story that I've read before. I said different in a sense that the girl is from a very rich family and studying in a exclusive school and the boy in the book is also coming from a wealthy family, studying also in a exclusive school and a gang leader so meaning, for both of them, money is really not a necessity. They are so popular in their respective schools.

The reason why boy suddenly falls in love with the girl because of she's not same as any other girls is a cliche (Palaban, at siya lang ang babaeng nagawang sampalin at harapin siya knowing na he's too hot and handsome para saktan). I also think that there is a deep reason why boy loves girl and I assume that it will be revealed in the second half. Can't wait! (I feel these things because there is a scene that left me hanging.)

But on how they met? It's really funny and unforgettable. Thanks to the Crazy Trios, friends of girl who make me laugh out loud whenever I encounter them in the story. Totally crazies! Haha.

Overall, the book has a lot of breathtaking scenes. It is a page turner I must say. Questions in my mind have been answered in the end. There are also people involved that add to the complexity and entanglement of the characters' relationships. A lot of kilig moments rin. Imagine, a gang leader who suddenly change himself including his looks and vices into something good just for the girl. I love their chemistry! :)
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274 reviews
July 18, 2014
The start was yuck. The middle part was good. No major turn of events, but entertaining. The end was sort of rushed. Lots of lines were too cheesy - well, what did I expect? - but the story was all right.
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6 reviews17 followers
August 9, 2016
I should be happy that this is a Jaejoong-and-TOP inspired book right? right? But hell no.

[UNPOPULAR OPINION COMING] I had to skip a lot of parts and I definitely tried to digest whatever bad things I noticed because I had to understand its popularity, but I gave up in the end. (sometimes, joining the bandwagon is not worth it)

I felt nothing but frustration for the manner it was written and for the *eye roll* "plot".

The writing style is convincingly bad enough for me to dislike it. It is too informal. It has too many unnecessary punctuation marks, cussing, and emoticons. It has no transitions, so it's confusing at times. The fangirl feels, spazzes, and moments would have been good if toned down five notches.

I was not expecting too much for the plot, but only hoped for a decent one. Surprise. Surprise. This one has an unrealistic, illogical, and cheesy romantic plot. I pulled my hair lots of times because of stupidity of the recurring I'm-trying-to-be-a-heroine-but-I-constantly-need-saving-because-I-can't-fucking-take-care-of-my-shit drama. I'm a big fan of strong and independent women, so you can do the math on how shitty this was for me.

It's also bombarded with syntactical errors, and I don't even know how you guys managed to stomach this. *puking ensues*
Profile Image for Athena Jeunnesse Mae Tria.
11 reviews30 followers
September 29, 2013
very cliche. almost perfect girl fell in love with a gangster. the story and characters were too perfect to the point it was already unrealistic. still, i have to admit that i found myself falling in love with Top. Falling in love to the point im already looking forward for the book 2. This book is not so bad, but not perfect. :) Still worth my time, and I have to be honest, I can't put down the book bec. I really fell for Top. Lol! :) Excited for the book 2! :)
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57 reviews
October 12, 2013
AKIN NA AKIN LANG SI TOP!
Wahaha, I really want to thank my friend who suggested this to me. <3
1 review
April 16, 2014
this book have an amazing story the author is very professional in writing such a wonderful story
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2 reviews
May 27, 2014
Nung nabasa ko to sa wattpad seriously tinamad ako at first hindi pero habang binabasa ko narealize ko it has too much twists as is oa na too much emoticons rin and unrealistic na ang dating
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1 review
July 7, 2014
gusto kong tpusin ung tal back and your dead di pa ao tapos pno ba?
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Author 10 books17 followers
August 19, 2013
I fell in love with TOP so many times and with each time I fell harder than the last <3
1 review
April 17, 2025
THE BEST TALAGA MAGSULAT MGA OG WRITERS SA WATTPAD LIKE ALESANA MARIE. GRABE BINASA KO ULIT 'TONG TALK BACK AND YOU'RE DEAD NA LIBRO KO NA BINILI KO PA NUNG IKA 38TH MIBF, GRABE YUNG PAGBABAKASAKALI KO NA MAKITA KO KAYONG MGA FAV AUTHOR KO THAT TIME KASO WALA EH HINDI KO KAYO NAABUTAN. TAPOS KO NA ULIT BASAHIN TONG LIBRO NA TO AFTER HOW MANY YEAR NA HINDI AKO NAGBASA NG GANITO KLASENG LIBRO, SOBRANG NAKAKASAYA AT SOBRANG NOSTALGIC. NANGHIHINAYANG AKO SOBRANG BATA KO PA KASI NUNG NA NABILI TONG LIBRO NA NAKAKAPANGHINAYANG HINDI KO NABILI YUNG IBANG PART. TAPOS NGAYON SOBRANG HIRAP NA MAKAHANAP NG IBANG PART NUNG LIBRO😭😭 ANYWAYS, ANG MASASABI KO LANG SA LIBRONG ITO. MAGANDA. THE BEST.
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1,582 reviews45 followers
dnf
February 21, 2025
I borrowed the first 3 books of the series from a little library because I have fond memories of teasing my cousin who kept reading this while we were at the beach during a family reunion.
In the beginning, I liked the Sassy Girl/Meteor Garden but with a rich girl vibes.
However, I only lasted for 50 pages. I was totally fine with the liberal use of the F word, but not the R word.
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38 reviews1 follower
May 18, 2024
I don't even know why on earth this got famous, landed a publishing deal and was even made into movie when it was rubbish from start to finish. the dialogs, the freaking emojis what the heck.

a waste of time, brain cells and money, if you bought a published version of this. 🙄
1 review
June 30, 2019
LOVE KO TO SOBRAAAA
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1 review
July 10, 2019
its so good great site
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