Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids

by Bathroom Readers' Institute

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is top secret and it's for kids only! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it's just the kids, we'll let the cat out of the this book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It's also packed with weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What's that? It's the practice of eating worms.) But there's more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You'll be briefed in how to make your own secret code, where the Jolly Roger pirate flag came from, mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings, the original alchemist and the search for the philosopher's stone, the Captain Underpants story, a secret recipe for edible glass, sneakers of the future, and much, much more!

Lexile 1000L

Genres: Reference, Childrens, Nonfiction, Humor

288 pages, Hardcover

First published June 22, 2004

About the author

The Bathroom Reader's Institute UJBR boasts more than 12 million books in print and a membership base topping 40,000 loyal readers . . .

Reviews

[Abraham Ray · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a great children's uncle john's bathroom reader! It's built the same way as the adults version but the topics are appropriate for children.

[Nora Trapp · Rating 5 out of 5]

The top secret bathroom reader for kids only, is a hit! It gives us information that you could need in your every day life, either if it's in school (studying Rome), or thinking of familiar names that come to your mind. Any ideas htat pop in your mind, you will find in this book! It talks about Cesar Ritz, a swiss businessman who owned facy hotels, later in 1934 Nabisco introduced a cracker that they named after the fanciest thing they could think of: Ritz. It also talks about Roman Gladiators, farting jokes, riddles that keep your mind alive and active, amazing coincidences and etc. My favortie one is when Willard Lovell had locked herself out of her house, and was struggling trying to get in, but then the post man arrived and gave her a letter. Her brother had been staying with her for a few weeks and had forgotten to return the spare key! How do you think she got in now?

[Ezekiel · Rating 4 out of 5]

The book, "Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!", by Bathroom Readers' Institute, is a book about many random things like goofy wars and dumb crook. This was book is really useful on getting a lot of information. I would recommend this book to anyone who loves to get a lot of info and all in all this was a really good book.

[Eagle Girl2000 · Rating 5 out of 5]

It is really funny!

[Andres · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book talk about all kind of random stuff like dogs and stuff.

[Jacob Gnacinski · Rating 3 out of 5]

col facts

[Timo · Rating 3 out of 5]

I like this book because it has interesting facts. All though I didn't like the layout of the text. The font was too fancy for me and it looked kind of messy.
The rest of the book was okay.

[Thomas Uhl]

good