How do you find love when all the hot alien chicks try to kill you at every turn?
Join Ecks as he battles psychotic alien babes, killer furbies, big ass pussy cats and the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex. He’s not alone though. With a supporting cast of stripper nuns with guns, airship pirates, a sexy time travelling warrior and the Blood, it’s sure to be an action-packed adventure.
Can Ecks and his crew find a place to call home before his luck runs out?
A story about an ordinary bloke making the best of what life gives him, finding his own place in the universe.
Spaceships, experimental weapons, a host of ladies with no end of unusual qualities...yeah, Ecks doesn't really have it so bad, unless you count his prison time and the comrades he loses along the way.
He's no pure hero, as he's more in the mould of Han Solo than Luke Skywalker, but it's the realism of his character that makes him so easy to relate to. Even as he's lighting a cigarette and picking his preference from Xax Girls TV, dodgy though it might be.
It's like Stargate with strippers, Star Wars with steampunk and yet...it's in a class all its own. If only Ecks didn't smoke so much.