1.5 stars.
Spoiler alert!
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I don't really know where to begin with this book; I'm at a loss for words in the worst possible way. Seriously, what did I just read? I bought this book because of all of the rave reviews; it seemed legit... Finally! Another vampire novel to "sink my teeth into." NO. No no no no no. I had to force myself to finish this book... It's plagued with pages upon pages of internal and external dialogue between characters that lacked any true depth... I had to skip sentences, paragraphs, pages because of the characters talking/thinking in circles, but still I finished. Halfway through the book I started hoping for the worst possible outcome for Mia as a sort of redemption for having to read her babbling ridiculousness over and over. She has a hot boyfriend/fiancé (she can't decide which he is to her apparently) that she is supposedly madly in love with; yet, the only glimpse of that love that we get is how she thinks he's just as hot now as he was when they met. There was nothing "real" about her love. She also has the hots for "Ollie's" employer of sorts, Mr. Breckt, whom she had a chance encounter with and he is suddenly madly obsessed with her... For reasons unknown, other than her beauty. Really she's annoying and indecisive, and I'm not sure what else she has going for her... Other than her long black hair and sparkling blue eyes. *eye roll*
Then there's the vampire(s). Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! I appreciate the fact that they don't sparkle, but I swear, Robert Breckt is the most whiny vampire in the history of vampire novels. He is psychotic and violent, which is pretty cool, but at the same time: MAN UP! I felt like I was reading: "Oh Mia, why don't you want me? I know you want me. Please want me. Will you ever want me? Love me. Just love me. You love me right? Why don't you love me? Will you ever love me? You'll never love me will you?" Holy. Crap. So he shows his love, like any other psycho, by abducting her man, supposedly killing him, turning her into a vampire, beating her, setting her on fire... You know, just another day in cuckoo land. But don't worry! Mia is a vampire now, no pain no gain... All that matters is poor Ollie, who she just can't live without after she comes to her senses and despises Mr. Breckt...
Then there's the fiancé, "Ollie," who is beyond lame... And all the sudden is a vampire! Yay! Turned somehow someway and magically appears to roll around in the sack with Mia. *yawn*
Oh... But here comes the psycho Mr. B: "oh Mia, you mean you love your fiancé and not me?! How could you?! Why don't you love me?! Isn't it obvious by now how much I love you?! That should be enough!" *puke*
I thought, for a brief few pages, that the author would do something amazing and kill them all off. Much to my dismay, that didn't happen. However, it almost did, and that may have been the best part of the entire story.
Oh poor, beautiful Mia, destined for a life of servitude to the Queen because Mr. Breckt was a naughty boy. That's cool though, because she's beautiful... And she can be whoever she wants to be because she has an eternity to figure it out. *UGHHHH!*
You know it's bad when the character is trying to set up a scene by describing a scene that could happen in a movie. I'm not sure what the point of the epilogue was, but that's pretty much in line with much of the story.
I don't know, maybe it's me. There's all these great reviews & here I am... Wondering what book they got to read and why it was a different version than the one I bought. Nothing about this book connects for me. Nothing at all.