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256 pages, Paperback
First published August 28, 2013
"So give me your thesis statement on yourself," he said.
She looked off to the side for a few moments, trying to decide how to play it. Obviously with some humor, but perhaps laced with a bit of truth for good measure.
"Emily is a warm soul who is passionate about protecting the environment, and she acts on that passion. Essentially, she is close to perfection without going over."
He laughed. "OK, now give me your thesis statement on me."
She barely paused before answering.
"Although Robert has a sharp intelligence and very strict work ethic, his ideas and intentions are oftentimes misguided."
"Now I'll give you my thesis statement about you.
"What about your thesis on yourself?
"No, I want to give one about you. But I'll definitely include myself in it, how's that?"
"All right."
"Even though my blood pressure tells me not to, even though every tree-hugging, granola-eating, bleeding-heart liberal I've ever met reminds me why I shouldn't, I can't help but like Emily Crossley."
"So do you still want to get a movie?" she said.
"Hmm."
"Maybe a short one?"
He smiled. "A short one is good."
"The video store is halfway across town."
"Well, drive fast then."
She laughed, but did drive fast. They were back at her house, movie in hadn, in less than fifteen minutes. They had practiacally grabbed the first one they saw.
The take-out menus were in her desk in the other room, but they only got as far as the couch.
"I told you to drive faster," he said into her neck.
"I tried."
"I told you that I dealt with how everything turned out with us just fine. I accepted it as just one of those things."
"So give me your thesis statement on yourself," he said.
She looked off to the side for a few moments, trying to decide how to play it. Obviously with some humor, but perhaps laced with a bit of truth for good measure.
"Emily is a warm soul who is passionate about protecting the environment, and she acts on that passion. Essentially, she is close to perfection without going over."
He laughed. "OK, now give me your thesis statement on me."
She barely paused before answering.
"Although Robert has a sharp intelligence and very strict work ethic, his ideas and intentions are oftentimes misguided."
"Now I'll give you my thesis statement about you.
"What about your thesis on yourself?
"No, I want to give one about you. But I'll definitely include myself in it, how's that?"
"All right."
"Even though my blood pressure tells me not to, even though every tree-hugging, granola-eating, bleeding-heart liberal I've ever met reminds me why I shouldn't, I can't help but like Emily Crossley."
"So do you still want to get a movie?" she said.
"Hmm."
"Maybe a short one?"
He smiled. "A short one is good."
"The video store is halfway across town."
"Well, drive fast then."
She laughed, but did drive fast. They were back at her house, movie in hadn, in less than fifteen minutes. They had practiacally grabbed the first one they saw.
The take-out menus were in her desk in the other room, but they only got as far as the couch.
"I told you to drive faster," he said into her neck.
"I tried."
"I told you that I dealt with how everything turned out with us just fine. I accepted it as just one of those things."