On average, I’d say this was more like 4.5 stars, but I’m rounding up. I reviewed each individual story in the Traveling the Vortex Goodreads Book Club and once I’m on a regular computer rather than my phone, I’ll copy those reviews here. Suffice it to say that I enjoyed this greatly and I’m glad we read it with the book club this month.
EDIT: Here are my comments from the TtV Book Club about each story individually -
All I Want For Christmas - I loved that this ultimately wasn't some nefarious plot by evil alien monsters. This was simply Vicki trying to give Barbara a Christmas like Barbara remembered back on Earth. But because Vicki is from a vastly different time period than Ian and Barbara (which is something that can be easy to forget when dealing with this particular Team TARDIS), she doesn't get it quite right.
I love how this story plays with the relationship between Vicki and Barbara, both in terms of the different periods in history the characters are from, as well as their ages. Of course, Vicki would have different holiday traditions than Barbara would, which is why she misinterprets things like snapdragon and gets Frankenstein mixed up with frankincense. While there is a sense of peril in the story, it ends with a healthy dose of heart and good humor - which is one of my favorite hallmarks of Doctor Who. And Doctor Who that takes place at Christmas certainly should have an extra helping of heart and good humor.
A Comedy of Terrors - “The lady farts like a redcoat.” I think I could leave my review of this at that line from Jamie McCrimmon and you’d probably get what this is about. I’d have to check on release dates to see which came first, this or Big Finish’s Classic Doctors, New Monsters - but I’d like to guess this is the first time a Classic Who Doctor met the aliens of Raxocoricofallapatorius. Almost fitting that is was the Second Doctor, where he was somewhat clownish. Also, I’m willing to bet Jamie was having a good laugh about farting aliens.I’ll be honest - I thought this was hilarious in a pants-on-head sort of way. Definitely not a story to be taken seriously, but it’s not meant to. That makes it so much fun as a short story.
The Christmas Inversion - We’ve had multi-Doctor stories, but it’s rare that we have Doctors showing up within other Doctors’ eras and interacting with companions and relatives of companions. But here, the Third Doctor, Jo Grant, and Mike Yates end up meeting Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler’s mum. Hilarity ensues. Because, Jackie. But that is the charm of this story - Jackie puts all the pieces together, which is great since this takes place during “The Christmas Invasion” and the Tenth Doctor is convalescing after regeneration.
It’s nice to see Doctors show up in other Doctors’ stories. And clever too.
Three Wise Men - The crew of Apollo 8 meet the Fourth Doctor. It's so funny going from the serious point-of-view of three astronauts orbiting the moon for the first time, to their utter bewilderment at seeing a blue box floating out in space with a curly-haired mad man with a stripey scarf. Again, this story can be summed up as "fun." It's reality meeting the impossible and I enjoyed every minute of it.
Sontar's Little Helpers - Why am I not surprised that Turlough doesn't like Christmas? Don't get me wrong, I like Turlough as a character. He's more of a lovable sourpuss than anything.
Anyway, the Doctor, Tegan, and Turlough have to help get supplies to a colony and the Sontarans are trying to steal it, led by a brash young Sontaran (only a few hours old!) trying to make a name for himself in the Sontaran military. Also, there's a robot named P011Y (I admit, I imagined this robot being voiced by Anneke Wills - the actress who played the Doctor's companion Polly in the '60s). The Doctor saves the day in the nick of time and the Loen colony gets their delivery just in time for Christmas. Happy endings and clever writing all around!
Fairy Tale of New New York - The title's a little cumbersome, but other than that we have yet another enjoyable story in this anthology!
With all the references to a past adventure, I feel like there was another story or book with the Sixth Doctor going to New Earth. If there is one, I'd like to look it up and read it (or listen to it, if it's Big Finish). Abbess Ayesha is a great character and her rapport with Sixie was a treat to read. I loved the concept of the Catkind trying to find a cure for humanity's cat allergies so they could live in harmony together - not to mention the twist that the Catkind's children could be allergic to humans!
Also - the Sixth Doctor being mistaken for Santa Claus because these human children don't really know about Santa Claus was absolutely adorable. Now I need a story with Colin Baker playing Santa Claus in some capacity. :)
The Grotto - The Seventh Doctor and Ace have to deal with an alien threat in Macy's at Christmas time. Because Doctor Who hasn't made everything terrifying yet.
I'm being facetious. This was a fun story too. Even had a sweet ending. Though I was expecting Ace to be making explosives at the perfume counter (because, Ace). While there weren't fiery explosions by the end of this, she did use bottles of perfume as grenades of a sort (an overabundance of perfume can be almost as devastating as traditional grenades). High marks for this one as well.
Ghost of Christmas Past - There have been several silly Christmas stories in this anthology (all fun and enjoyable) - but I think it's fitting the Eighth Doctor gets something heartfelt.
The Eighth Doctor really has a hard time of it. Tragedy striking his companions, traveling alone more often than not, the onset of the Time War, trying not to get involved but getting dragged into the conflict anyway - and he’s the most kind and sensitive of the Doctor’s incarnations. I feel sorry for him more than anything. And this story starts out with that theme, particularly the line about how the Time War’s rewritten time so much that many of the people the Doctor’s rescued never were born in the first place.
But Christmas is not a time of sadness and regret. And the Doctor gets a sweet reminder of what he's trying to save in the midst of all these terrible things he's facing. I love the message from Susan - as well as the fact this story acknowledges character details added in through Big Finish audios. A sweet story for a character deserving of more good things than he sometimes seems to get.
“Christmas forces you to remember the good times as well as bad.” Preach it.
The Red Bicycle - Leave it to Doctor Who to take one seemingly-throwaway line in an episode and make a great story out of it. And, of course, Christmas gift-giving could never be straightforward when you're dealing with the Doctor.
It's not just that the Doctor's gift to 13-year-old Rose gets stolen. It gets stolen twice. Once by some neighborhood kid, then by a giant alien robot with a score to settle. I did love the Doctor feeling like he's tougher now that he has a leather jacket and a short haircut, rather than the Byron-esque persona of his previous incarnation (well, the incarnation he claims at least).
Great story, heartfelt, and still action-adventure-y.
Loose Wire - This story is very Tenth Doctor, in that it deals with things that are very modern and of-their-time. In a few years, I expect this might be kind of dated, with its references to Bluetooth, Justin Bieber, 3G (well... that’s kind of on the way out now, isn’t it?) Still, it’s an interesting update for a villain that was introduced in a story set in the 1950s. It’s not too far-fetched to think that the Wire would have a field day with today’s technology. This one wasn’t quite as interesting as some of the others in this collection, but that’s hardly a criticism. It’s still enjoyable enough.
The Gift - Another story of presents being stolen, though this time the creatures doing the stealing don’t realize that they’ve hurt somebody through their actions. They apologize and return the presents and things are okay - more than okay, as it later turns out. They end up with a brand new tradition thanks to the Doctor and his young companion. Okay - mostly the young companion. Who then grows up and later gets to take her family back to that alien planet and see the good things her small gesture of kindness brought about.
Also (again) - the writing for the Eleventh Doctor was top-notch. All of the writing for the Doctors has been great in this collection, but I felt like this story really captured the tone and mannerisms of Matt Smith’s version of the Doctor. I needed to mention that specifically for this one.
The Persistence of Memory - Ah - so the famous Clive from the very first episode of New Who gets an origin story. Cute. (Though it was weird having to read his name as “CJ” when he was a kid - that’s been my nickname in the past, though not so much anymore). This story wasn’t quite so Christmas-y, which is kind of jarring after reading all of these other great Christmas-themed stories. It was a good story on its own and a fitting place to explain where Clive got his start. Just not sure if it fit so well in this story collection.
Overall, this was a fun and enjoyable set of short stories to read. Perfect for Christmas, great for Doctor Who fans, and... yeah. I liked it a lot! Also, the illustrations accompanying each story were very well done. Hard to pick a favorite - I loved all of them!