After Steve is an…enhanced biography of Jony Ive and Tim Cook. It’s an entertaining, if not quite so revealing read. The afterword opens with ‘this is a book of non-fiction’ – nevertheless, unless the author lives inside the heads of Cook and Ive and can therefore inscribe their thoughts and emotions, it borders on roman-a-clef with the names intact.
It is, as I mentioned, entertaining, especially for an Apple fan like myself. I felt disappointed by omissions and sliding over certain topics, especially Project Titan that seemed to simply disappear from the pages after 2019. It was interesting to find out that (maybe) Jony Ive was not personally responsible for Apple’s thinness obsession that nearly ran the Mac business into the ground between 2016-2019, as he has become a guest at the company’s headquarters, rarely showing up even for monthly meetings with the design team. Macs also do a disappearing act once the first flat-screen iMac gets its final mention. Even iPhones slowly slide off-page.
There were some hilarious quotes, however. Ive in particular comes out as an absolutely unbearable, eternally dissatisfied, self-important git:
His opinions about cars were so strong that he had once bristled at the notion of getting into a Mercedes S-Class Sedan that was sent to pick him up at his hotel because he disliked the way the automaker bubbled the car’s frame around its rear wheels. In his opinion, the line didn’t follow the form.
As Ive sipped on a cappuccino, he stared down the stainless-steel bar and quietly said, “I can see every seam in this bar.”
Forlenza followed Ive’s gaze down the bar. He saw nothing but thirty feet of smooth silver metal. He decided that Ive, who had a glum look on his face, must have X-ray vision.
“Your life must be fucking miserable,” he said.
When it comes to the Tim Cook chapters, I get a vision of a sickeningly slick, robotic (Mickle’s word), penny-pinching CEO that only cares about the shareholders and fitness. Perhaps this is a correct description and this is what Cook is really like. I don’t have any particularly good quotes, because they aren’t there. Aloof, private, robotic, great with inventory, raising his voice on rare occasions (I’ve watched countless keynotes and I can’t say I noticed much voice-raising, but then, Cook normally semi-mumbles, so I suppose speaking in a normal voice is it). If this is the best that can be done, Cook must really be an immensely boring person, which is always a possibility.
The subtitle – ‘How Apple became a trillion dollar company and lost its soul’ – feels like an agenda laid out for the book. Ive’s obsession with the best glass on Earth that people would then walk into and sustain injuries because it was so transparent it needed stickers indicating its existence (‘Jony’s tears’ – I had to smile at this) isn’t as much mocked as self-mocking. Cook’s chapters are, excuse the pun, undercooked and their presence isn’t really justified by anything else than his position as CEO. Every topic or product touched upon, from Macs to Apple Music, feels present only as long as it’s important to show unflattering portraits of two very different people who are not Steve Jobs.
The final part (the cutoff is around 2021) makes it feel like Apple is doomed, which is a very typical Macrumors forum statement made on 300+ pages (the final 20% consists of other recommended books and index). Apple Watch makes it to generation two before disappearing. Apple no longer innovates. Apple is squeezing every penny out of customers and throwing billions at vanity projects. The glass in the company spaceship-like HQ is the most transparent glass in the world, but covered in silicone because Ive didn’t like the green hue from the foliage outside. This sort of thing.
I’m not sure what the point of this book is or who to recommend it to. I’ve been in a reading slump and After Steve somewhat rescued me. So, I guess, it’s a book for Apple fans who are in reading slumps? I don’t regret the time I spent with After Steve, but I can’t see myself longing to re-read it. I would, however, welcome an actual biography of Tim Cook that would tell me things I don’t know about him – one that doesn’t feel ever-so-slightly made up and incomplete the way this book does.
My ratings:
5* = this book changed my life
4* = very good
3* = good
2* = I should have DNFed
1* = actively hostile towards the reader*