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160 pages, Paperback
Published April 2, 2024
"An alter moid, who needs but cannot find a husband, agrees to meet the most undesirable man in Mezritsh and a date is arranged. The night of the date, there's a knock on the door. When she opens the door, the old spinster sees a man with no arms or legs sitting in an invalid's chair on wheels.
"How can I marry you?" she asks, "you have no legs."
"Which means I can't run out on you."
"You have no arms."
"I can't beat you."
"But are you still good in bed?" she enquires at last.
"I knocked on the door, didn't I?"
'What does a Russian bride get from her husband on her wedding day that's long and hard?' a restored Elya asks his friends.
'A new last name!'
'What do you call a beautiful girl in a Russian town?'
Elya is going for two in a row.
'A tourist.'
'A rabbi wanted to try pork,' says Elya. 'He drives his carriage one night to a distant Polish inn and order this forbidden food. And plenty of it. Just as the waiter sets down a whole roast pig with an apple in its mouth, the doors opens and a group of men from his synagogue enter. They stare at the rabbi in disbelief.
"What kind of farkakta is this?" the rabbi greets them, throwing up his hands. "You order an apple and this is how they serve it?"
