The Great Sex Olympics of 221 B

by XistentialAngst

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.

This is fan fiction created for the BBC Sherlock series characters. Free to read on-line.
Words: 58,611

Genres: Fan Fiction, M M Romance, Contemporary, Romance, Erotica, Gay For You, Friends To Lovers

147 pages, ebook

First published August 4, 2012

About the author

Aka: Eli Easton
http://xistentialangst.tumblr.com/

Reviews

[*J* Too Many Books Too Little Time · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5 Stars!



The Great Sex Olympics of 221B

Sherlock vs Watson...in the battle of who is the expert on sex!

One man.
One woman.
They both sleep with the man.
They both sleep with the woman.

....while the other watches!

#naughty



Then they complete a quiz. Highest score at the end wins. Sounds easy enough right?!?



Watson isn't gay. Sherlock is. Sherlock wants Watson. Watson thinks Sherlock doesn't even like sex.

So what happens when these two watch each other go at it with other people?



One would think I might not like this one seeing as Sherlock and Watson are experimenting with other people. And it was rather weird and unconventional. But the sexual tension and chemistry between Sherlock and Watson was off the charts.

These two got so turned on watching each other with other people....wowzers it was HOT! And you just knew it was building up to something BIG between each other.

In the end....



Sherlock, Watson.....and me!

[Julio Genao]

couldn't get through this. the premise squicked me out.

felt gross, the whole let's both fuck the same people to settle a bet thing.

maybe i'm no longer a hip gay.

i've heard Fading Gay Syndrome does come on fast...

[Ingie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Written April 10, 2014

4 1/2 Sexy Stars - Jeez, absolutely deliciously fun and sizzling hot - and crazy...weird

'The Great Sex Olympics of 221B' is a FREE fanfic novel about two old favorites; John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,
by Eli Easton aka XistentialAngst. ~ I've seen mixed reviews, but looked cheerfully forward to meet these two so delightfully British legends in a nowadays London.



I'm so happy I did. ~ This was wildly fun and so amazingly weird and wacky. A sexy chuckling and laughter book.

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John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But no, we all know Sherlock. He is the genius and in what simple skill shouldn't he beat his friend John? ~ Sherlock comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. A contest with practical scientific tests are announced at the flat on 221B Baker Street.

A competition which in theory sounded like a simple scientific test (for Sherlock at least...) in a lab, is a lot tougher now that it becomes a reality. - “Watson is straight and Sherlock is celibate.” - Who is going to win each round?

“I’ll say,” John muttered. “So you’re going to have to find two different woman, both willing to have—“
“No,” Sherlock said. He stared at John like he was being dim.
“What?” John asked.
“Subject A is female. Subject B is male.”

Ah, there it was; the ‘boo’ moment. It wasn’t that bad, really. Compared to, say, being faced with a gun in the face in a dark alley. (...)’

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But emotions run high, new skills will be demonstrated and a hard training for the championship of 221B starts.

# John is in his right (maybe best) elements. He loves women, he loves sex, he loves people and he has a good confidence (rightly) in the area. Have Sherlock met his match?

# Poor Sherlook is completely outside his normal behavior and begins to sweat by fear. He have to create fantasy images to make it...and he imagine John.

My heart melted it was so tender and sweet. Two stubborn, proud cuties is what these two boys are. And then...it takes time.

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~ I really can see and imagine the men from the great BBC Sherlock TV series the whole time. ~

This is of course a fanfic on that series (with the lovely Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman - gif:
They are too sweet together, right?

)
I just imagine Sherlock great facial expressions and quite childish gestures and John's slightly declared glance now and then.

Sherlock is for sure not an easy person to share a flat, live and work with. I highly admire John's nicely patience.

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Yap, I fell head over heels for this charming story.
These two characters are just amazing and their (love) story is a amusing, next to hilarious enjoying, and quite kinky.
Without doubt I would pay for this supremely inventive story.
It steamed more and more on every page, and it was matchless when it finally boiled over.

‘No, John’s mind corrected itself, this was Sherlock Holmes, nude and fully erect. Extraordinary, mercurial, dangerous, amazing, (childish, petulant, irritating), icy, untouchable Sherlock Holmes. You wanted to see this.’

What a beautiful piece of candy - Wow, wow, wow - what a happy read for a smut girl!

Maybe just a four star read, but it is free so The Great Sex Olympics of 221B is worth that last glimmering half star also. ~ Are you a fan of the gentlemen on 221B Baker Street - go and get it!

I LIKE - full of praise and smexy hymns!


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# Download for free here: http://elieaston.com/free-reads/
# BBC Sherlock's guide page: http://www.sherlockology.com
# BR with The Ladies BR Quartette - Thanks, Andrea (aka Irish Smurfette) and Bev!


...The Ladies BR Quartette

[Vivian · Rating 4 out of 5]

Mercy.

This is one of the most erotic stories I've ever read. Watching Watson and Sherlock falling hard while performing for each other is staggeringly sensual and exquisite torture. What I love is the unwavering celebration of devotion to pleasure and the revealed secret intimacies of both characters. Though to see Sherlock come apart is mind blowing on its own, but watching their shells unravel is mesmerizing.

Note: contains both MM and MF configurations and whole slew of delights. And this is the fanfiction nom de plume of Eli Easton

Favorite quote:

Besides, watching John like this was an exquisite torture, like having a dose of cocaine on the table in front of him and resisting.  Like a wound he pressed at and watched bleed.

[Eli Easton · Rating 5 out of 5]

Before I began writing original m/m romance fiction, I wrote some fan fiction for BBC Sherlock. This is my longest and best-known work in fan fiction, being novel length and really quite elaborate. You can download this ebook for free on my website here:

http://elieaston.com/free-reads/

Enjoy! Eli Easton aka XistenialAngst

[Karla · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 Gold Medal Fun Stars!! It’s a winner!!

Scorching hot, witty, sensual, passionate, and downright hysterical at times. The training regiment, participant interviews, scorecards…what a hoot. Watching the confident, logical Sherlock come undone, and the delightful, charming John try so hard to fight his ever growing attraction to him was...wow...just wow! It was utterly delicious observing Sherlock and John put their sexual and avoidance skills to the test as they challenge each other to see who better lover is.

Let the sex games begin and set the Sea World Misting Fan on HIGH!!

This is a FREE read!! Yes, zero $$, it was originally a fan fic, and is one of the best freebies I’ve ever read, let alone one of the most entertaining GFY, M/M books! I would have paid twice over for this one, it was that good!

Thanks to talented Xistential Angst aka Eli Easton for a front row seat to the Olympics!

[Sun · Rating 4 out of 5]

GOOD LAWDDDDDD...that was HOT!  *fans self*

Ok, so...couple things to start. XistentialAngst is the fanfic pen name for author Eli Easton and this story is based on the BBC series Sherlock staring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.  I only recently watched this series and DIED over how FANTASTIC it is and LOVED the relationship between the two characters. It's a natural progression to ship the two and I wanted to find a QUALITY fanifc story about them. Hallelujah...not only did I find one, but it's written by one of my favorite authors! Woot!

The author SO PERFECTLY captures Sherlock and John from the series, you'd think she was actually one of the screenwriters. The way she describes their mannerisms, their conversations, their reactions, everything...I could picture it perfectly as an episode of the series. And it was such a treat.

The story goes that John and Sherlock get into an argument over who is better at sex. Sherlock, as he does, comes up an assinine but brilliant competition for them to figure out the answer. In this story we find out that John is straight, but ahoy, Sherlock admits to being gay. So, they choose one woman and one man that they both each have sex with. And to add a twist, the other needs to watch each time. Throw in some actual scorecards and we're off to the races.

This story has such a perfect blend of erotic, sexual scenes (really gloriously written, by the way) AND palpable sexual tension between John and Sherlock. I felt, buzzing, the entire time. It was intense! Yet even in that intensity, just like in the show, there was a sharp humor to it as well. It is, I repeat, really really impressive how well Easton writes these characters.

If you are of the group of people averse to have any female sexual content in your stories, this one is not for you. There are a couple scenes that include a woman partner. And plenty of scenes with scorching male on male sex. And every single one, no matter what gender, or who the players, was HOT.

But, the pay off at the end? *sigh* SO SO SO SO SO GOOD! :)

I really enjoyed this so much.

Note: I will say, if you haven't watched the show, you might not appreciate all the details and how well the author captures these exact characters. But, I think it would be a fun, smutty read nonetheless

[aksana · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 Stars

Since this little story is a fan-fic of the BBC TV show “Sherlock" my review will be based on it too.





So we have Sherlock who is gay but actually his sexuality is a mystery..at least to Dr. John Watson.

John Watson on the other hand is quite the ladies man.

So Sherlock and John are flatmates and one day they get in a fight about who is better at sex. There is only one way to find out and Sherlock has an amazing idea.



Each of them will be having sex with the same female subject and later with the same male subjet. Both subjects will fill out a quiz form at the end of each performance.




Nope it only gets better. Sherlock and John will observe  each  others performances and also fill out quiz forms in the end.



Sherlock you genius.

So thats my review, be prepared to read about MF, MM, voyeurism, weird but funny moments and of course romance. And its a free read.

[LauraSt · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 FAN-TASTIC STARS!

This is a fan fiction about Sherlock 'sexy' Holmes and his forever loyal John Watson... The 'what if' of them actually being attracted to each other.



“Sherlock turned to look at him sharply, remembering. A small, confused frown creased his forehad. “You never stop surprising me, John.”
“Yeah? Well, I hope I never do.”

It all starts when Watson tells Sherlock he should admit John is more of an expert in sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock will not concede, so what does he do? He comes with a plan of doing an experiment to determine who is a better sex partner, and wins the prize, of course. But he wasn't expecting waking up his libido and the unexpected consequences of his little plan.

“I suppose I can live with dark hair on the male,” Sherlock said. “I wouldn’t want to ruin your fantasies.”
“Prat.” said John. “And I’ve changed my mind. Put double-D down for the lady.”
“Now you’re just being cruel,” Sherlock said.”



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Jesus F'ing CHRIST!

Hottest thing ever, i devoured this story, loved it loved it loved it! It was amazing and great and funny and entertaining and sexy as hell, as so different from the norm it was impossible not loving it.



So here he was nearing 40, starting from zero and having to perform gay sex like a champ.

Since im a Sherlock Holmes fan, this was just perfect -though ill admit my guilty pleasure is the actual movies, not the series- Because, whats greater than making you favorite movie/series characters turn gay and hot for one another?

“John swore under his breath. “You bastard,” he said shakily. Sherlock smiled.
John stepped closer and ran his tongue up Sherlock’s neck. “God, the things I’m going to do to you.”



This story was not only funny and extremely hot but also deep and with emotion enough to get me hooked and fall in love with these amazing characters, amazing, simply amazing, cant say more really...

Best scenes ever...

Good fellatio video link here. -SH
John blushed and put the phone back in his pocket. He swallowed a nervous giggle. Honestly - his life!
The phone buzzed again. John resisted for ten seconds, then looked.
Note technique involving light suction and frenulum at 3:20. Particularly effective in my experience. -SH



“You must be on some interesting case!” Molly laughed nervously. She grabbed a handful of paper towels and sopped up the mess.
“Must I?” Sherlock leaned in closer with the magnifier. The clitoris was really quite small, wasn’t it? One might be tempted to use the word ‘inadequate’. Did it shrink post-mortem? He made a mental note to look it up. Or perhaps size varied and this woman was just an unlucky specimen. More data was required.

[Smith Barney · Rating 5 out of 5]

(FREE) Erotically-charged and historically trimmed-fanfic starring the incomparable detective 'Sherlock Holmes' & his bestest-bud..the professionally esteemed 'Dr. John Watson.'

A seductively-witty tale spun by the creative Eli Easton with sensually-clever characters and amusingly-spicy dialogue..I was easily entertained. We have Holmes & Watson sharing a flat, best friendship, and an ambitious rivalry of always one-upping the other..including their current bone of contention..'sexual prowess'..headlining a stiff and heady competition.

Historically-shy readers..need not fear..the only historic content are the timeless personas of Holmes & Watson, as their story is brilliantly set in a modern day era of technological warfare. Between texting-online hookups-porn-surfing..and humorous back and forth banter..this was a guaranteed good-to-the-last-drop and a cleverly-penetrative love story. lol.

Best Hallmark Moments & Lines:

“But you’re not gay,” came Sher­lock’s muf­fled reply.

“Just be­cause I’ve eaten fish and chips my whole life doesn’t mean I wouldn’t switch over to steak if given the op­por­tu­nity.”

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John was out and Sher­lock had brought up some male-male porn on the in­ter­net. He tried a dozen videos. They did noth­ing for him. He could not shut off his brain, couldn’t stop see­ing the tech­ni­cal­i­ties of it, the blank­ness of the ac­tors and think­ing things like..

“Who would make a video in a room with that wall­pa­per?”
“How much do they pay these ac­tors?
"They’re ter­ri­ble!"
“Look at that glu­teus max­imus, he’s ob­vi­ously a postal worker.”
and “Come on! I've heard pigs make more con­vinc­ing moans than that!”

[Alvin · Rating 4 out of 5]

SEXY, KINKY and WONDERFUL!

4.5 HOT JOHNLOCK STARS!!!
This was very very very GOOD!

It was really hard for me to put this down. I loved most of it! I loved Sherlock and John. I loved their very silly bet. All of their encounters including the one with the girl (which I surprisingly liked!) And especially when Sherlock and John came together.
I loved John! What a sweet and passionate lover he is!
And poor Ryan! Just read it to find out who he is and why I pity him.

A HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FREE FANFIC!

[Fangtasia · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just when I think I've found and read all the good M/M Fanfic out there, I find another gem. This one is blinding in its brilliance.

You look at the title and blurb and think: "Meh. Another erotica fic. Probably just like the thousand just like it out there, half of which I've read and found wanting. Do I really need to read this one?"

Yes. Yes, you do. Few times have I found such a poignant romance, such a precisely told story of love between two apparently mis-matched men. The perfect blend of romance and erotica, wrapped up in an unassuming little package and given away for free.

I've never watched the show, but there's no need to be a Sherlock fan to enjoy this immensely. It does help, however, and I suggest you google the show's name or Benedict Cumberbatch, so you can get some visuals (*sigh*) when you're reading. Nomnomnom.

A feast for the heart AND the senses. Highly recommended.

[♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ · Rating 3 out of 5]

First, I'll say that you don't have to have seen the BBC/PBS series "Sherlock" with Cumberbatch and Freeman in order to enjoy this. Yes, it would augment your experience, especially in relation to Sherlock, but it's not mandatory. I've seen the series and yet I didn't reference it necessarily while reading, except for physical description.

Following that, Sherlock's personality comes through 100% all on its own. Bonus: if you've seen the show, then some of his mannerisms and delivery of dialogue will make you smile a bit more.

I have to say, there isn't much of a story here, but more of a series of encounters strung together due to this competition Sherlock and John decide to enter into between themselves. I could mention another reason as to why I feel this way but it feels spoiler-ish and I don't want to do that.

To Sherlock specifically, it does feel like this author was channeling him as far as how the character is portrayed in the series. Those parts were simply delish.

John's voice was a bit more... vague or maybe uncertain? At least when he was on his own/not with Sherlock. I didn't quite feel the same pull.

Essentially, Sherlock and John are at their very best when together, whether sharing a silly joke, drinking tea, arguing or figuring out if this getting together thing should happen. Otherwise, things feel a bit thin. A lot of assumptions, "does he?" and "no way, he doesn't feel the same" and "wait... could he?" happen as they try to find their way towards each other.

The last quarter of this book is fantastic. The realizations, the bravery in being a friend and yes, the hotness that is Sherlock and John together.

There were some technical issues and a few times where the incorrect name was used - at least that's how it read to me.

If you lerrrrrrrrrrrrrrve Sherlock the series and Cumberbatch and/or Freeman, definitely read this story.
If you haven't seen it or don't really care for it, you will probably still enjoy this read, especially that last 25%, for a bit of fun. :)

[Margaret Foxe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ugh. Unh. Gahhhh... When I finished this at three in the morning (on Christmas Day, mind you) I was drooling out of the corner of my mouth and my eyeballs felt like sandpaper was being rubbed against them every time I blinked. I stayed up way too late and have been moving through the rest of my day at a zombie like pace. But I have to say ...

It was worth it. This bit of smutty fanfic tapped into all of my most secret and dirty fantasies revolving around what I consider to be The Best TV Show Ever Made Not Featuring David Tennant. I am a Cumberbitch, (and I don't care about all the stupid controversy over that label. It is a clever pun on His name, and yes, I can sometimes be a bitch.)

And unlike most fanfic out there (I have browsed through a fair bit in my quest for a Sherlock fix) this one is well written and clever and reads like it could have been done by the screenwriters of this show, had the screenwriters decided to have Sherlock and Watson consummate their bromance with a lot of hot sex. The scene with Molly was so freaking perfect, by the way.

Of course this was written by Eli Easton. I love everything this author does.

[Sofia · Rating 3 out of 5]

First I have to be upfront and admit that I'm not a fan of the Cumberbatch Sherlock series, I only saw part of the pilot which was bloody long and I ended up sleeping through it. This being said, I do not think it effected my enjoyment of this book as I'm a Holmes fan.

I liked the idea of the experiment, typical Sherlock. I liked being in their heads and their banter. However I found the writing a bit too overlong and slow in some parts considering that the plot consisted of the experiment only. Probably I would have enjoyed a bit more character development in exchange to some of the sex of which there is much of.

[Karen Wellsbury · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was such an unexpected and delicious thing to read.

My default fanfic is Sterek, and I have never seen a single episode, I really enjoyed the Batch/ Freeman version of Sherlock..so I was concerned on how this would pan out. But it was fine - the only voices I heard for the characters were Basil Rathbone and Bibo Baggins, which honestly lead to some interesting visuals !

The premise is simple, who is best at sex ?
And while it is undoubtedly one of the sexiest books I have read for a while, its the UST between John and Shirley that comes across, and the way Shirley things of John...bloody gorgeous.

Wonderful

[BevS · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 rounded up to 4 stars. I quite enjoyed this free Sherlock fanfic from Eli Easton. There were lots of laughs, the competition to discover who knew the most about sex out of the two of them was absolutely something I could see happening...my only problem was I couldn't picture the two guys from the TV series portraying these two in this fanfic...just didn't work for me, and the typos got to me in the end too. It's a freebie from Eli's website, take a chance guys!!

Thanks to my lovely Ladies Ingela and Andrea for the buddy read. Mwah!!

[Rayne · Rating 5 out of 5]

What an awesome book! Typical guys each betting he is better and knows more about sex than the other. Of course, with these two, it gets better. Sherlock is just too logical and comes up with the wackiest way of all to put it to the test. The only problem...John is straight. and Sherlock is not sexual. It turns out he is demisexual. What results is a crazy, intense, sexy and very hot "experiment" to determine who is better.

This was so much fun, I couldn't put it down! And I was sorry to see it end.

[Holly · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love Eli Easton's writing and I love 'Sherlock' so this was a match made in heaven - rather like Sherlock and John :)

The situation was perfectly set up, and hilariously executed. The resolution required Sherlock to be rather less sociopathic than the TV version, but that's a necessary suspension of disbelief for a romance between these characters to work at all.

My only quibble was as a Brit, it is obvious this was written by an American. Certain terms jarred me out of the narrative - cheerleaders, high school, fire department would not be part of John and Sherlock's experience. And the inescapable 'pants' instead of trousers.

Americanisms notwithstanding, it's not often you get such a lengthy high-quality fic (for free no less), so I still give it 5 stars and save it in the 'reread sooner than later' folder!

[Joan · Rating 4 out of 5]

Plot? What plot? but dammit this was fun: a lovely blend of serious and silly and sexy and with a whole lot of empathy and soul-searching in between. (Absolutely loathe the pic on the cover though - loses one star for that.)

[Bree Cheese · Rating 5 out of 5]

Woah! That was super-super-super-sexy. I think Vivian's Review says it all. This was my first Johnlock fanfic and now I must. Go. Find. More.

[Meep]

It's okay, but I stopped reading before the 'experiment' began and not had any interest in going back to it. Probably says enough about my engagement. Not to say never, but for now, no thanks.

It's been over a year and the thought of reading really doesn't appeal so DNF. It ain't one for me.

[Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈ · Rating 4 out of 5]

I've never actually watched Sherlock, but I think I might start. The sexual tension was off the charts. Very nice afternoon read.

[BWT · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wow. I mean...Holy...damn!

I don't even watch this show - but I will see if I can Netflix this now. Jesus.

[Pixie · Rating 3 out of 5]

So we all know we’ve watched Sherlock and suspected he and Watson get it on. Shit if I could figure out how to get it on with Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock I would, because that’s the thing really the weirdness makes him ridiculously sexy for someone who isn’t supposed to be sexual at all.

I’m not a huge fan of fan fic, but this worked for me. The whole scenario is really the only way it could play out. I quite prefer Sherlock to not be asexual, but rather someone who needs to form a connection. The lead up and the whole are these two going to get down to business or not was awesome. Made us all wait for it on the ends of our seats. I could feel the tension, by the end I was all for sudden death.

I also thought it concluded sweetly.

[Ellie · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 stars

My first Sherlock/Watson fanfic. Quite sexy and enjoyed it overall.

[Calila · Rating 2 out of 5]

I really thought I would enjoy this more than I ended up doing. Maybe it's because I don't really read Johnlock? Whatever the reason, this was just a let down. The premise is fun. The sex scenes are great. But the characters didn't feel like Sherlock & Watson to me. There was something just off about them. Also, Sherlock does something so disgusting and so far over the line, and the person who catches him doesn't even comment. Sherlock molests a corpse. Full digital penetration. Molly catches him and doesn't even care enough to say WTF you can't do that. That's a person and you are raping their dead body. Back off. But nope, she's too turned on and concerned with fantasizing about Sherlock going down on her. Anyway, I couldn't move past that in my head.

[LOLA · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved it. Witty, fun and sensual.
Plus it is free.😍

[Albablume · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fan fiction (I know right, but so what!) at its best. Don't read this in public because it's really laugh out loud funny along with very sexy scenes and sooo much fluff. The lengths some people would go to admit their feelings to themselves and the love of their life. Really!

[Elizabetta · Rating 4 out of 5]

What could be more GFY/OFY/FFY (GayForYou/ OutForYou/ FluidForYou) than slash fiction? After all, the genre is all about stereotypically hetero characters like Stiles and Derek, Sam and Dean, Harry and Draco, Arthur and Lancelot, Kirk and Spock, Holmes and Watson, to name a few, getting their thaaaang on. It’s all about how these characters can be reinvented, made flexible— taken for a test-ride around a new sexuality. It’s about fantasy, pure and simple.

This one’s about those super-sleuthing besties, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. They get all analytical and competitive. Who is better at sex? Well, it calls for an actual physical experiment, doesn’t it? Sherlock cooks up the test and Watson goes along for the ride. They each have to sleep with 2 vetted strangers— a man (because Sherlock prefers men), and a woman (because Watson prefers women).

Lust and sex and voyeurism (they have to watch each other in action as part of the test) and lots of knuckle biting. And there will be a quiz on Monday… Their partners have to rate them on their performances, and they have to rate each other. In the end, it would seem to be all about… Can Sherlock do it with a woman; can Watson get all bendy with a man? But, in the end, it’s really about how this affects their friendship and partnership.

This was fun. And I didn’t (shock!) mind the ladybits that much (gasp) either. The author is great at making a case for the sexual experiment. This turns out to be really entertaining and tender and sweet and funny, and smolderingly hot.

Who wins?!! You’ll have to read it to find out.