This may have been one of the most agonizing reads I've ever attempted. I had nothing but difficulty with this book and I finished feeling like I totally missed something but don't know what.
The story should have been great but I could not get past the hazy characters and the constant repetition. Everything. Was. Repeated. All. The. Time.
These people who seemed stoned right out of their heads would say something, another seemingly stoned character would answer, the original character would repeat the answer and the second character would re-repeat the answer...over and over. It would have been comedic had Abbott & Costello been doing it, but everyone in this book did that and they weren't at a frat party and only one of them was actually stoned all the time. All the damned time. Speaking of repetition, our narrator - a 15-year-old Mexican-American kid in the city and I'll get to him in a second - would repeat a word or an idea or a phrase like some sort of mantra until my head burst because I couldn't take another variation on a theme.
So, we've got this kid, this boy who has been raised by his single mother who has riches stashed somewhere because she is always in a new dress and heels. Always. I'm guessing her stash of riches is what leads our brave Sonny to start stealing money? Because he never really explains why he feels compelled to take money other than because it's there. And that is a good enough explanation because he must be a kleptomaniac and just steals for the hell of it. And to buy hamburgers at the bowling joint.
Alright. Fine. We'll just skim over that part. So, Sonny lives in the city in California with just his mom who isn't much of a mom until she gets married to some redneck slumlord. Sonny doesn't speak much Spanish because he's been pretty much assimilated into American culture. And you'd expect a kid like this to be pretty clever, to be fairly with it, to at least exhibit survival skills and street smarts only I think Sonny suffers from some sort of learning disability because the kid cannot pick up a clue if it were given to him, wrapped in a bow and a shiny neon sign pointing at it that says, "CLUE"; this kid is dumb as rocks. He's not supposed to be - the blurb that goes with this book says he's smart. I think the blurb-writer mistook "smart" for "waxes poetic at inopportune moments over random topics that have nothing to do with what is going on" and I can see how that would be brilliant, and all, because he must be this deep-thinker who sees blue tears on crying girls but COME ON! Really, this kid is just dumb as rocks! Completely unaware of every. single. thing. going on around him. He's in love with a lovely immigrant girl brought here by her mother who can't find her papers and her illegal step-father and she's trapped in her apartment watching her baby brother who does nothing at all but sleep. He only ever sleeps. Sleep, sleep, sleep. And the girl can't leave her apartment. Nor can she talk to anyone, even though she does. And she can't iron, apparently.
Oddly, also trapped in another apartment is Cindy, the complex's whore? She sits in her apartment with the blinds drawn but the door open, smoking weed, getting drunk on cheap wine with ginger ale, and seducing 15-year-olds (Sonny) because her evil, drug-dealing husband who keeps knocking her up but she doesn't have a baby, is always working late.
W. T. F. is going on here?
Sonny is stealing porn rags from a neighbor but not doing anything with them. He gives them to his ADHD BFFs who are twins and love anything having to do with sex. Except sex, itself, because they're apparently too nerdy, or something, to get with a girl. Sonny, who has no idea that anything is happening ever (unless there's money lying around), manages to have crazy sex with Cindy, the whore, and tells the twins but doesn't really seem to notice he had sex with a girl even though the twins are very impressed with his conquest. Sonny actually prefers sneaking into Nika's apartment and mooning over her (quietly, so as not to wake the ever-sleeping baby) all the time.
I guess to give him street cred, he's totally aware of some dude that lurks all predator-like in an ugly car; he calls this guy the Sicky. He is aware that the Sicky follows him around and is pretty sure the dude wants to have sex with him. But he doesn't understand when Cindy wants to have sex with him. I don't understand this.
He goes off on these whirlwinds of semi-violence with his favorite rock, Pierre, and curses up a blue streak. But he calls his genitals "down there". What kid does that? He thinks French is hilarious and so learns it in order to laugh because laughing makes him happy. Amazingly, this new trick makes other people laugh, too. He speaks French, they laugh. Like monkeys or something. He's got his racist father-in-law who has hick friends. I'm not sure why The Cloyd married a Mexican woman, but apparently, he likes tacos. And salsa. But not women who use too much toilet paper. Sonny steals from The Cloyd, wants to kill Cloyd's dumbass best friend, and nothing ever comes of any of that.
The end.
No, really, in my head, that is how the book went. I could not believe in any character. None of them seemed real. Well, ok, maybe the old guy that sat in a chair. He was probably the most real. The rest? Not so much.
I'm guessing - totally based on nothing at all but riots and lack of cell phones - that this takes place in the '90's, maybe during the Rodney King riots? Because there's racial tension going on but, of course, Sonny doesn't notice. Because why would he? He's busy with his pet rock, Pierre, and finding lost money and making eyes at Nika.
Gah. I have to stop. I can't think about this book any further because I missed the one big piece that would have made it all make sense.