A Post-Apocalyptic Spaghetti Western
23 June 2018 – Sydney
The first thought that came to my mind as I started this book was ‘I hope this isn’t a post-apocalyptic version of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly’. Well, not quite because it has been ages since I have watched one of those spaghetti westerns that I really can’t compare them, but the trope of the mysterious stranger approaching a town run by thugs really hits me in the face like a bowl of spaghetti western. Actually, I even went as far as ringing a friend and asking him if this was a spaghetti western, right down to the percussion pistols (not that I actually know what a percussion pistol actually is). Well, it pretty quickly changed its tune, though honestly it really did seem as if Gemmel decided he didn’t want to go down the way of the spaghetti western and basically had all of the bad dudes in Rivervale killed off within a couple of pages.
So, it ends up being some sort of a quest. Okay, Jon Shannow is on a quest already – he is looking for Jerusalem. I’m not sure what he intends on doing once he finds it, but then again neither is he. Hey, it isn’t as if many people in the past have had this desire to travel to Jerusalem. Well, I’m not really all that keen, though I would be interested in checking out of the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem (which happens to be a small town just outside of Jerusalem). Then again, getting into Israel isn’t the easiest of things to do.
Hey, this guy even carries a Bible around with him, and reads it regularly. Once again, I’m not sure what benefit it offers him because it seems as if he continually skips over the verses such as ‘blessed are the peacemakers’ and ‘vengeance is mine says the Lord’. Yeah, it isn’t as if nobody in the past have picked and chosen what they wish to read in the Bible and what they wish to ignore. Hey, he even goes as far as condemning people for misusing the Bible, but seems to be perfectly fine going around killing people because, well, they happen to be bad. Okay, Gemmel doesn’t actually claim that he is a good guy – he is more of an anti-hero, but hey, it all goes together to make an interesting story.
Or does it? I’m not really all that sure. I read this quite a while back, and a part of me wanted to read it again because, well, I remember enjoying it the first time and sort of wanted to do it justice, something that I didn’t bother doing when it came to the Forgotten Realms books. Then again, they do happen to be Forgotten Realms books, so I guess I had a point there. However, I’m still wondering whether that was a really wise move on my part, particularly since I found it very difficult to suspend my disbelief in parts. Okay, it is a post-apocalytic world where the ice caps became exceptionally cold, and when the planets aligned it caused the axis of the Earth to tip because, well, you know – Gravity. Woah, another astrological phenomena that people are making up things for.
Yet what got me was that all of the parts of the oceans that were underwater rose, and everything else sank. Yeah, I find it very hard to accept that because, well, tectonic plates and all that. There is a reason why the oceans are where they are, and that is because all of the land is below sea level. Okay, maybe, just maybe, some plates were pushed up, while others sank, but good luck surviving all of that. In fact I’m not all that sure if it is possible, but then again I’m hardly a geologist, so I might have to ask somebody else if that is at all possible, though they might just laugh at me and tell me that I happen to be living in fantasy land.
So, what did I think of this book? Well, not much. I’m not going to be too harsh on it, but the whole mysterious stranger trope, and the fact that all of the bad guys are Satanists, and then at the end all of the bad guys ended up being pawns in a much bigger game, a game that I wasn’t all that sure how it was being played. I’m not even sure why on Earth the big bad guy simply had to reinact the sinking on the Titanic. It just felt to be some sort of plot device to have the entire Atlantic flood into the real world for some not so obvious reason.
Oh, and these blood stones. Yeah, in the Arthur series that wasn’t all that bad, but it really started to wear down on me in this one, and there are another two books in the series. I did really want to read this one after reading the stories of Uther because they were actually pretty good, but honestly, I’m not really all that sure how much more I can put up with Jon Shannow, and also since this story was such a world shattering event, where is Gemmel actually going to go from here. I guess I’ll end up seeing what happens sometime in the future.