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234 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 13, 2013


Stuck in the dead grass by the front steps leading up to the entrance of the apartment building was another sign. This one was handwritten on a slab of cardboard and stapled to the wooden stake pounded into the ground. The lettering on this sign was rendered in pink Magic Marker. It read "VACANCY." And under that, this time scrawled in magenta Magic Marker and sprinkled liberally with glitter, were the words "TO APPLY PLEASE BE CUTE.”

“You’ve been imagining how I would taste?”
Stanley could feel his heart bouncing around inside his chest like a basketball. It wasn’t a scary bounce. It was an excited bounce. And his hard-on was back. That was a little exciting too. Thank God he had the table to cover it.
“Maybe,” he said, once again poking his tongue from the corner of his mouth to test any lingering residue of Roger’s kiss. “Does that make me weird?”
“No, Stanley. It doesn’t make you weird at all. At least I hope it doesn’t. Because I’ve been imagining the same thing.”
“You mean wondering how you would taste?”
Roger laughed. “No, dipshit. Wondering how you would taste.”
Stanley’s eyes opened wide. Dilated as they were, Roger thought they looked like two eight balls. “Really?” Stanley asked. “You wondered how I would taste?”
“Really.”
“But why would you be thinking about me? You’re beautiful. I’m just… me.”
