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352 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1993
...i am then a maker of rash generalisations, a taster and sampler of adulterated space, to me forgetfulness and dementia and the twittering of children are the start of potential discoveries, through playfulness and play i convert the vale of tears into laughter, i invoke reality and it does not always give me a sign, i am a shy roebuck in a glade of impertinent expectation, i'm a solid bell of imbecility cracked by a thunderflash of cognition, in me objectivity takes on a measure of extreme subjectivity, which i consider an increment of nature and the social sciences, i'm an anti-genius, a poacher in the game enclosures of language, i'm a keeper of the game of humorous inspiration, a sworn guardian of fields of anonymous anecdotes, an assassin of good ideas, a water-bailiff overseeing dubious hatcheries of spontaneity, an eternal amateur and dilettante of moronity and pornography, a hero of thoughtful imprudence, an impulsive augustinian of premature parallels who would fain eat a slice of bread buttered with infinity, who would drink from a pint pot of the cream of eternity, now, now and at no other time, so never...*translated from the czech by david short
(from the "an apprentice's guide to the gift of gab")