Epic Fail: Three Short Novels

by Tom Lichtenberg, Johnny Lichtenberg

Epic Fail: The anti-hero, anti-fantasy anti-quest adventure! Accidental ordinary everyday immortals, shut away in an infinite forest prison maze, must find a way to fulfill their mission: to find some unknown thing, take it somewhere, and do something with it. Failure might be the only option, and the only way out could turn out to be no way out. This book contains the first three books in the Epic Fail series: Entropic Quest, Prisoners of Perfection, and The End of the Line

330 pages, Paperback

First published September 21, 2013

About the author

I've written a lot of stories, and one thing I've learned is that stories have a life. They want to be read, and they're brought to life by readers. Readers give them meaning, give them substance and fulfill their destinies. Stories aren't picky about who reads them. They welcome everyone. Money means nothing to them - they don't care how much the reader paid and they equally don't care how much the author made. Stories want to live and they want to be a part of your life. I often think of them as like paper boats you place upon a stream. You never know where they'll end up!

I tend to go for speculative fiction, sci-fi, satire, magical realism, post-modernism, eclectic lit, and generally stay away from horror, romance and paranormal unless there's some good humor in it. I like a light touch, with real ideas.

While a few of my stories are on Wattpad, lots more can be found (and all for free) at Smashwords.com, Feedbooks.com, Barnes and Noble, and the Apple iBookstore. If you really want to, you can also buy them cheaply on Amazon Kindle.

Reviews

[Sue Potter · Rating 4 out of 5]

Unlike any book I have read before, this story leaves you curious if it is a cautionary tale; or simply a fun story.

A quick read, very enjoyable.

[Pam · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'm so happy that I won this book! I'm excited to read it, and I'll update this review when I'm finished with it :)

[Jason Luu · Rating 1 out of 5]

I couldn't finish this book after the first few chapters. Generic prose and way too much info dumping.