The Alpha-Bet

Christy Cross #1

by Scott Hildreth

Christy Cross is gorgeous, athletic, a college student, a black belt in Taekwondo, and works at a coffee shop. Christy is sexually frustrated. Christy had one sexual encounter in her life - as a senior in high school. The experience went so wrong that she has abstained from sex for years - until now.
One of Christy's problems is her drinking - she drinks a lot. In a drunken stupor with a friend in a bar, she made a bet. Christy takes making bets seriously, and will go to any length to win one. Any length.

She made a bet that she could screw her way through the alphabet - and she has the summer to complete it. From A-Z. As if this weren't difficult enough, she has to do it in alphabetical order. She is able to use first or last names to check a letter off the list, but she must have sex to do so.

What happens is not what she or anyone else expects. Armed with her back pack of necessities, she works her way from one letter to the next, trying to make her way to "Z". Christy quickly finds that she is an alpha-female, she has an insatiable desire to have sex, and she doesn't take any sh*t from anyone, male or female. Her alpha-female escapades get her into a lot of situations that other females can only dream about, sexually speaking. Along the way, she encounters the police, hipsters, druggies, other college students, Asian gangsters, asshats, assh*les, bikers, and some new friends.

This romp, after the seventh chapter, is one sex scene in almost every other chapter. It, again, is not for the meek.. This is a very funny, somewhat graphic, and always entertaining novel. It is laugh-out-loud funny, not in parts - in whole. It is erotica, fiction, and humorous. it is funny (to some) The sex is descriptive, raw, and unreal. If you enjoyed Beats Hard Rock Harlets, and Strings you'll love this read. If you liked Unattainable, Aching to Exhale, or Viper's run, you may not like this. If you are easily offended, do not read this book. If you are not easily offended, read it at your own risk.

It is entertaining. Very. If you have a sense of humor, and aren't sexually offended.

WARNING**CAUTION**WARNING**CAUTION**WARNING**CAUTION

This book is NOT a conventional romance novel. It is a humorous erotica. It is laugh out loud funny from beginning to end and It is HOT. It depicts a woman that is an Alpha female, and she is attempting to resolve her inner issues sexually...in ways you can only imagine.

This book has dirty, raunchy, descriptive sex. It has one night stands, hook-ups, FWB situations, DP, FFM, MMF, internet dating, etc. If you are not prepared for these types of scenes, DO NOT read this book. This book is not for everyone. It is HOT and it is FUNNY. You will laugh out loud in almost every scene.

Have fun, Christy is....

Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Chick Lit, M F F, Adult Fiction, Contemporary

248 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 25, 2013

About the author

Scott Hildreth in an international bestselling author. He has written more than fifty novels.

His preferred careers of being a hit man, serial killer, biker, military hero, mafia boss, boxer, vigilante, and tattoo artist will always be favorites, but as writing has become a full-time gig, he must live vicariously through the characters in his books who share his admiration for these professions.

He resides in Naples, Florida with his wife and children.

You can keep up with Scott’s self-published and traditionally published work here:

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Reviews

[Heather · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 Kinda funky Thumbs up!!!!

WARNING…..CAUTION…..BEWARE


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This book is by NO means romantic, hearts and flowers, lovey-dovey, or sweet. If that is what you are looking for, turn back now, because you are soooooo S.O.L. If you do not like vulgar….do not read this. If you do not like drunks and drunken shenanigans….do not read this. If you do not like raunchy….do not read this. If you do not like filthy humor....DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! Or do....but you have been warned.


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This is a COMIC EROTICA . It is meant to be dirty, hilarious, and pee your pants fun! No glittery unicorns, no happy singing and dancing elves, and no “you complete me” Prince Charming.

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THERE IS NO HEA…... well, unless you count multiple orgasms as a happily ever after. Hell….what girl wouldn’t?!
Every rule is MEANT to be broken, and Christy plans to do just that.
”Twentywhogivesafuck”


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Let’s meet Christy Cross…..

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”Fuck, if you can’t have fun, why live. Uptight people need to get a fucking life.”

God definitely broke the mold with Christy. To say the least, Christy is a no-bullshit kinda gal. She shoots straight….and she does it duuuhhh-runk. She is crazy….and she is boss.

Christy Cross is Boss.


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Christy is TIRED of watching porn and using her hand as her only means of release. She wants to let loose and she wants to give sex another go after her near blinding and traumatizing experience with a boy and his veggie.

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The Bet
During a drunken night, Christy makes a bet with Heather, her trusty sidekick. Christy is going to screw fuck her way through the alphabet. But, she must do it IN ORDER....A all the way to Z.

Anything goes. Men, women, threesomes, twosomes, hand-somes, strap-ons, coffee, Asian gangs, fingers, tongues, butt pirates, skateboards, girls named Cloe…..A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

”Remember, it’s only kinky the first time.”


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When Christy drinks……watch out!! You never know what she is going to do, or who. She keeps you on your toes and keeps you wondering “What fucking monkeyshines is this crazy bitch going to get herself into next?”

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Christy is cumming to terms with the fact that she LOVES bossing people around. She gets off on it….multiple times. Her and her magic fingers are going to break ALL OF THE RULES…..

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This book is neither here, nor there……it’s fucking EVERYWHERE! No...really.....there is fucking....everywhere! I haven’t laughed this hard with a book in a long while.

CHRISTY CROSS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOSS!


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Scott…..I said it before, and I am saying it again……. BRAV-FUCKING-O!!!


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You sir sure know how to make a girl wet her pants and giggle about it….and then wet her pants again. Jesus fucking Christmas!

6’3, covered in tattoos, holy mothered perfection....mmmmmhhhmmmmmm

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Psssshhhh….like Christy needs ANOTHER reason………..

[Scott Hildreth · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is hilarious.

If you have a sense of humor, don't mind being exposed to the raunchy side of life, and can stand a little sex as it seems to happen to "the other people", this book just may work for you.

It depicts a girl that is a drunk. As in DRUNK. She is her comfortable self when she is drinking. When she is not, she can barely think.

She had an 'encounter' her senior year in high school - a sexual encounter. It went bad to say the least. She has, since then, refrained from sex....until her summer of junior year in high school.

She's competitive, physical, and loves to bet. She, in a drunken night with her best friend, made a bet. The bet consisted of her fucking her way through the alphabet (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER) by the end of the summer.

It's kind of a Pulp Fiction-esque format book. It has a ridiculously funny plot, a twisting turning "oh shit, I never saw that coming" plot.

It's never what you'd guess, and not what you're expecting. It is always funny, as long as you're okay with:

MFF, MM, MMF, A2M, Strap-ons, money shots, cum flying, dildo's, light drug use, screwing your co-worker, driving drunk, unprotected sex, fucking cops, drunken sex, having sex without loving someone, and using the internet to find a quick 'hook-up'.

I read it this morning, front to back. A person read it over my shoulder. He laughed so hard he had to go to the bathroom.

I laughed so hard I cried. I literally cried.

It's every bit of funny. It's got a considerable amount of sex. It has reasonable amount of raunch. Well, maybe a lot.

It also breaks every rule of life that we've been taught. Every one. EVERY ONE. The rules we were taught as kids. It doesn't even come close to following them.

They're not followed. Not even close.

If you want to toss your respective hands of responsibility in the air for a six hour stretch, read this book.

It's as funny of an erotica as you'll probably ever even be able to find.

And the sex is, well.....

Unprotected.


For what it is, I must give it five well deserved stars.

[Chris · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ok, to start off. If you are offended by crude language, unprotected sex with complete strangers, sex with co-workers and 24/7 drinking, then do not pass go and do not collect two hundred dollars, this is not the book for you!!! But if you're not offended by any of the above then this is a definite must read!!!!

This is not your grandma's romance novel, there's no "You had me at hello" and there isn't a guy standing outside your bedroom window with a boom box playing "In your eyes". This is a crazy, raunchy, piss your pants kind of story..

And I promise you, you will definitely not look at the ABC's the same way again!! And remember when reading this, don't take yourself too seriously.. It's meant to be FUNNY!!!!

[Angela Wallace · Rating 5 out of 5]

"Dude, I need a drink."

No seriously, I NEED a drink! My head is spinning with the whirlwind that is Christy fucking Cross... She has seeped into my subconscious, dug her claws in and ...

Will. Not. Let. Go!

Seriously, someone needs to get the hell over here and pry her & her strap-on off of me! She scrambles my brain... I'm not sure whether to be like Heather and be the voice of reason, or to lick my finger and count to twenty!

"Who is Christy Cross to you ma'am? Who is she to you?"

Good bloody question! Simple answer, in her own words.... She is BOSS!
She even wants tee shirts made up to advertise the fact that she is in fact BOSS with a capital "B"

B~O~S~S~!!!

She isn't the quintessential softly spoken, trips over her own feet (that would be Heather in her "borrowed" size 14 flip-flops *snort*), into the arms of a millionaire Alpha male...

Not. Even. Close!

Christy Cross is a short, curvy, beer drinking, taekwondo kick ass, stubborn, crazy as shit Alpha woman. She is a force to be reckoned with, and is most definitely not softly spoken...

"Godamsonofafuckingbitchshit"

Yep, you might want to think twice about inviting her round to meet your family, although... she would probably make for some interesting dinner conversation!

Anyway, digressing digressing... Using the words of Angus and Julia Stone's "Draw Your Swords" lyrics ~

"So come on love, draw your swords
Shoot me to the ground.
You are mine, I am yours.
Let's not fuck around"

Well, in Christy's case, she does decide to fuck around, all the way from A~Z... That's right, an Alpha-bet... inspiration drawn from an innocent bowl of wholesome alphabet soup. In fact, as soon as she hears the words...

"I. Bet You. Won't"

Well, let's just say Heather might have well of flapped a big ol' red flag in front of her face, taunting her like a matador... well, maybe a big cock, definitely not a green bean *smirks*!
This is the catalyst to a series of situations, events and characters that have your jaw dropping, a finger chewing and dipping, cringing and laughing mess... Sometimes all at the same time!

~MOREGASMS~

Yep. Says. It. All!

"Excuse me ma'am? It sounded like you said Christy Cross is Boss. What did you mean by that?"

Simply that.

SHE IS BOSS!

Yes, she is an acquired taste, check Author Scott Hildreth's disclaimers. But, if you're willing to take her hand....well, erm maybe not that one... she will lead you through a crazy, hot, hilarious adventure, that leaves you thinking...

"Mental note, thank author again."

[Scott Hildreth · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is hilarious.

If you have a sense of humor, don't mind being exposed to the raunchy side of life, and can stand a little sex as it seems to happen to "the other people", this book just may work for you.

It depicts a girl that is a drunk. As in DRUNK. She is her comfortable self when she is drinking. When she is not, she can barely think.

She had an 'encounter' her senior year in high school - a sexual encounter. It went bad to say the least. She has, since then, refrained from sex....until her summer of junior year in high school.

She's competitive, physical, and loves to bet. She, in a drunken night with her best friend, made a bet. The bet consisted of her fucking her way through the alphabet (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER) by the end of the summer.

It's kind of a Pulp Fiction-esque format book. It has a ridiculously funny plot, a twisting turning "oh shit, I never saw that coming" plot.

It's never what you'd guess, and not what you're expecting. It is always funny, as long as you're okay with:

MFF, MM, MMF, A2M, Strap-ons, money shots, cum flying, dildo's, light drug use, screwing your co-worker, driving drunk, unprotected sex, fucking cops, drunken sex, having sex without loving someone, and using the internet to find a quick 'hook-up'.

I read it this morning, front to back. A person read it over my shoulder. He laughed so hard he had to go to the bathroom.

I laughed so hard I cried. I literally cried.

It's every bit of funny. It's got a considerable amount of sex. It has reasonable amount of raunch. Well, maybe a lot.

It also breaks every rule of life that we've been taught. Every one. EVERY ONE. The rules we were taught as kids. It doesn't even come close to following them.

They're not followed. Not even close.

If you want to toss your respective hands of responsibility in the air for a six hour stretch, read this book.

It's as funny of an erotica as you'll probably ever even be able to find.

And the sex is, well.....

Unprotected.


For what it is, I must give it five well deserved stars.

[Debb · Rating 5 out of 5]

Be warned this is not a romance with a cuddly HEA, this is a down and dirty raunchy tale of Christy Cross,her best friend Heather and the bet!

I started this book late last night and read thru the wee hours of the morning,I was not able to put it down! Some of the situations that Christy puts herself pretty much had me laughing so hard I started to cry. There's not truly one thing that stands out as the funniest moment for me,it just one thing after another,after another....but I will say I'll never look at mayonnaise the same and I have a new unit of measurement for a certain part of the male anatomy.

But above all,what I really loved about this book was that I didn't know what to expect from moment to moment with Christy and her friend Heather. Scott Hildreth kept me guessing, that to me is a rare find. Not to many books surprise me anymore, there's a standard formula especially in the romance/erotica genre which is fine and I'm not knocking it but it's nice to still surprised.

So thank you Scott Hildreth for keeping me guessing and making me laugh!!!

[Ermani · Rating 1 out of 5]

I was looking forward to this book. I was not in mood for anything heavy and thought a fun erotica that pushed the limits would be great. I was also excited to see this written by a man. It was a new element of fun. I really think this book should have been named "What a Horny Man Who Watches a Lot of Porn Would Do if He Had a Vagina". This character was not likeable. She wasn't a bossy alpha, she was a bitch. Women do not orgasm 20 plus times unless she's a phenom. Women in porn do that because they are faking. If a real woman exists who can orgasm that many times in succession, my hats off to her. I realize this is fun comic erotica, but still, too many times. The different scenarios could have been very hot if the dialog was better. Kudos to the author for a creative idea and putting himself out there. That earned it the point. Other than that, it didn't work for me.

[~ Stephanie Lynn ~ · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is one Hilarious book!!

There is no romance here. But it is a must read!!!

Never quite read anything like this and I ABSOULTLEY LOVED IT!!

Christy Cross is one Alpha female with a lot of attitude! And one Nymphomaniac..... OMFG is she ever!!!!

This book will make you excited, happy, sad, and laughing all at the same time and on so many occasions you will be saying OH MY GOD!

This book in one word to me INSANE!!!!!!!

I absolutely loved very minute of this book. Christy Cross had me laughing so hard at all her antics.(Note do not read in public. I did and ppl would look at me like I was crazy for laughing at my tablet lol)

I have never laughed so hard at a book. I mean laughing to the point I am crying..

If you looking for a book that will have you squirming in your seat and is Raunchy, Kinky and so damn funny this book is for you.

Christy Cross really is BOSS!!!!

Thanks Scott Hildreth

[Rhonda Hardy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Christy Cross is boss! This book is hot and funny all at the same time. It is hard to believe that this book is written by a male, but Scott has done it again this book will get you laughing and suck you in from the minute you open it, the sex is hot and Christy cross is the boss! It is a great sexual journey that we the reader get to travel, thanks to SD Hildreth. Her new found view on her sexuality and the need to take control of it, is an amazing tale. This is a must read...Thank Youn Scott. ...

[Susan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Christy Cross is Boss. Holy bejesus this was pee your pants funny. The drunken shenanigans Christy gets herself into was laugh out loud funny. Comic erotica. Once again Scott shows his diversity with this one. "Being drunk and ordering people around turns me on like a motherf*#^er." Five hysterical stars.

[Kathi White · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is Hilariously funny. This chick loves to be in charge. Oh you will not be disappointed with Chrissy. Her best friend and this girl have been through it. She knows Chrissy can't turn down a bet. Love it

[Rebecka · Rating 4 out of 5]

Aww hell this was some crazy raunchy shit, but I liked it!

[Jen Cothran · Rating 5 out of 5]

CLICK IT, CLICK IT NOW!!!! If you EVER wanted a book that would knock your socks off....well....CHRISTY CROSS IS BOSS!!! Holy mother of all....DO NOT MISS THIS ‪‪#‎BESTEROTICABOOKEVER‬ SERIOUSLY!!! ‪#‎CLICKITNOW‬ TRUST ME you dont want to miss this!! Author SD Hildreth writes amazing freaking books....but this one....THIS ONE IS AMAZEBALLS!!!! Yes, I sound like a total fan girl....but you have to understand...there is no right way to review this book!! You will be stunded and astounded at Christy and the antics she gets herself into...LOVE HER!! TOTALLY and COMPLETELY....(yes I know I am using alot of caps and hashtags) but SERIOUSLY GET THIS BOOK...no words do it justice...She is strong, sexy and totally an alpha-female that I would envy as a BFF...she is my BGF (book-girl-friend)!! HOLY YEAH.....in the words of Christy herself...."Christy Cross is Boss!" and YES, yes she is!

(ok, i might breathe now, but seriously here.....best erotica book i have EVER EVER EVER read!! even after months since my first read thru, yeah, best there is!)



favorite quotes:
'Rules. I freaking hate rules, regulations, requirements and expectations. Freaking people.'

"Life isn't about gold dust farting unicorns, sugar coated mountains, and fairies. It's about fun. Romance and romance novels are for pussies and dreamers."

"I assumed he had a normal dick. Secretly, I hoped he had a large one. We all hope for the big ones."

"Holy shit, a motorcycle club of fucking midgets. I hate midgets. I fucking hate 'em. They freak me the fuck out. Midgets and Clowns."

[Debbie · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is a hilariously warped story about Christy Cross, who after a horrible first sexual experience her senior year of high school, has sworn off sex. Well no more. She and her best friend Heather are drinking one night when Christy decides she's going to break her dry spell. She's going to have sex over the course of the summer with someone whose name begins with every letter of the alphabet. To make it more interesting, she's going to do it in alphabetical order.

I laughed so hard at parts of this story. Yeah, it's crazy what's Christy's doing. Some things are seriously hard to comprehend that they actually happen. But, in addition to being a somewhat erotic story, to me it's also a comedy. If you've read SH's "Un" series (Undefeated, Unstoppable or Unleashed), you've met Ripp. Christy reminds me of a female version of Ripp. She loves beer, loves drinking all the time and can tell the funniest stories. She and Heather together remind me of Ripp with Shane and A-Train. [By the way, if you haven't read that series, you should. It's one of my favorites.]

You never know what Christy is going to do next, and you can't help but wonder just how far she's going to get through the alphabet. The scene with the high skateboarder was pretty good, but my favorite is actually Heather's scene in the liquor store. Of course it happened as a result of Christy. You'll have to read to understand that.

Turn off your prude button and kick back and get ready to read about the entertaining and truly priceless antics of Christy as she accepts Heather's bet for sex from a-z.

[Lauri · Rating 4 out of 5]

I enjoyed this book. It was crazy, fun and sexy. I think CRAZY sums up the personality of Miss Christy Cross, if you've read the book you know "she's boss". This is a pretty quick read The dialogue is quick and smooth. Christy loves to have sex and she loves to be the one in charge , thus the name Christy Cross is Boss. She has been challenged to have sex with men but she has to go in succession through the Alphabet, no skipping letters. She of course, has fun with this rule and changes things up a bit, but pretty much does what she should. The people she meets throughout this book are the story, I think. Each person is crazy in their own way. My favorite being Dough the Asian kid who is funny as hell. He pos up a few times in the book, but you'll understand why I love him when you meet him., if your looking for a sex filled book, that is crazy and so funny you'll find yourself laughing out loud then read this book. I gave it 3 stars because the storyline us not something I would normally read. I find when an author requests you tread a book for certain reasons then you should honor his request. Especially after the build up I got about it.
I did enjoy this book very much. Scott's books all are really quite good and they all hit me differently. Thanks for the fun ride Scott. The story was Definitely up and down and all over the place. It'll be interesting to see how she Keri's up her games in future books. I'm looking forward to finding out :)

[Lindsey Melia · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh sweet devine Jesus! This book is hilarious! The stuff that happens in this book is unreal. The book starts off with our girl Christy Cross making a bet with her friend to sleep her way threw the alphabet (yes she was very drunk!) From A to Z and every letter in between. Man or women she's gonna do it. On her summer holidays from school this is gonna be her summer project ;) But she is mental! Like bat shit crazy. You will laugh out loud reading this book. The stuff our Christy does is outrageous! Going from never having sex since her first time because it was god awful to saying 'f**k it! She literally just starts walking up to people and telling them about her bet and asks if they wanna help! PMSL Yes see I told you BAT SHIT CRAZY! she makes profiles on dating websites. She even tells then she has weird fetish's so there names have to begin with the letter she's looking for as these people don't know about the bet. I LOVED this book. I LOVED Christy Cross. As will everyone who reads her story. She is a very loveable character even if I did wanna slap her a couple of times for the mental shit she got up to. But can I just tell you one thing you will know when this book is over?????? CHRISTY CROSS IS BOSS!!!!! You'll get that when you've read it don't worry ;)

[Jen Cothran · Rating 5 out of 5]

CLICK IT, CLICK IT NOW!!!! If you EVER wanted a book that would knock your socks off....well....CHRISTY CROSS IS BOSS!!! Holy mother of all....DO NOT MISS THIS #BESTEROTICABOOKEVER SERIOUSLY!!! #CLICKITNOW TRUST ME you don't want to miss this!! Author SD Hildreth writes amazing freaking books....but this one....THIS ONE IS AMAZEBALLS!!!! Yes, I sound like a total fan girl....but you have to understand...there is no right way to review this book!! You will be stunned and astounded at Christy and the antics she gets herself into...LOVE HER!! TOTALLY and COMPLETELY....(yes I know I am using a lot of caps and hashtags) but SERIOUSLY GET THIS BOOK...no words do it justice...She is strong, sexy and totally an alpha-female that I would envy as a BFF...she is my BGF (book-girl-friend)!! HOLY YEAH.....in the words of Christy herself...."Christy Cross is Boss!" and YES, yes she is!

(ok, I might breathe now, but seriously here.....best erotica book i have EVER EVER EVER read!! even after months since my first read thru, yeah, best there is!)

[Sandra · Rating 5 out of 5]

OK SO this is going to be a little naughty but if you cant handle my review you probably cant handle Christy Cross. Just sayin....
So you know Whisper-sync right?? Yeah well she is a dirty cunt liar because Christy Cross doesn't whisper ANYTHING she comes screaming, screeching and rip roaring drunk into your Kindle and then the fun really starts. You will pee your pants laughing, throw up in your mouth and have to change your soaking wet panties multiple times through out this book. I think Christy is the epitome of most women alter ego. She does everything we joke about doing, but would never actually do or say. I for one can't wait for the next part of the story. The ONLY disappointing part of this book comes very early on, and that is the fact that according to the disclaimer the author does not condone sex with multiple partners or sex with employees :)

[Sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ok i have read most of Scott's books and i've loved them all, this one is no different! This is something completely different to what i've read before, an alpha female!! I do love my alpha males, don't get me wrong, but was great to see an alpha female for a change! lol It started with Christy Cross making a bet with her friend Heather to f**k her way through the alphabet during the summer. After this pure madness takes place!! Its hilarious, some of the things she gets into or gets Heather into are so funny it had me laughing out loud! Its a great read, so much crazy with so many laughs and a cameo from Erik Ead! Loved this surprise!! I highly recommend this book, it will have you laughing so much and by the end you will be agreeing that Christy Cross is Boss!! Another great book Scott!

[Jacob Daniel · Rating 5 out of 5]

Christy Cross is a sexual deviant whose only sexual experience ruined sex for her. For the last two years she has relied solely on porn and her index finger to quench her carnal desires. Now Christy is ready to awaken her inner sex goddess and after making a drunken bet with her best friend Heather she has decided to sleep her way through the Alphabet A-Z.

Yet again Scott empowers woman and with Christy proves that there is no shame in a woman who enjoys her sexuality to its fullest. I can honestly say I have never read a book like this before and until the next Christy Cross book is released I don't think I'll read another of its kind. Outrageously funny, insanely sexy there are really only four words to describe what I just experienced. Christy. Cross. Is. Boss.

[Debi Price · Rating 5 out of 5]

Christy Cross is "BOSS" most definitely!


OMG!!! This book was insane!! I couldn't put it down from beginning to end! Christy Cross is a crazy chick that Screws her way though the Alphabet and Letter by letter it just gets more insane. Hilarious is an understatement especially my favorite scene in the liquor store. I almost peed my pants....Really! It is an absolute must read! You will love it for the crazy thatThe Alpha-Bet it is!! I cannot wait for more of her antics in the books to follow in this series by Scott Hildreth :-)

[Dimaris rossy · Rating 5 out of 5]

My idol! I had so much fun with this book! Christy Cross really is the Boss! She is unbelievable. I wouldn't mind to go through the alphabet with her...and this girl is SOOOOOOOO lucky! I wouldn't get away with half the things she did!

I got to say I would love to be inside this book and take her place most of the time but I don't envy her friend. Christy sucks as a friend! But whatever, what is really important is that anything can happen on our journey so, enjoy life! Go wild! This is just a fun read that will surprise you at every corner.

[Deb Lovin'books · Rating 5 out of 5]

Absolutely hilarious! Completely enjoyed this book. Who wouldn't with writing like this:
“Men are like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love 'em, a diamond to marry 'em, a club to smash their fucking head in with, and a spade to bury them. Christy Cross is Boss. God damned right she is.“
That is just spectacular! Funniest thing I've seen, laughed out loud.

[Cloe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great book. A laugh out loud read for sure... it's dirty, foul, and lots of sex. Some very odd scenes for sure, but it makes the book what it is... can't say much more other than Christy Cross is the fucking boss and GO READ THE FUCKING BOOK AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!

[Mia · Rating 5 out of 5]

A hilariously raunchy read. The authors review sums it up to a tee. If you are easily offended this book is not for you. If you like vulgarity, lots of fucking, and a bad ass bitch then read on. Comedic erotica at its best.. can't wait til we are blessed with book 2....

[Bonnie Hardman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Where do I begin? Oh yes, I know... CHRISTY CROSS IS BOSS!!! And so is this book! It's down right dirty and freaking hilarious! 10/5 Stars! Ohhhh I can't wait for the next book! I am hooked! Scott Hildreth just went straight into my top 5 authors list!

[Samantha Knight · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was great. I love Christy and her I don't give a damn attitude. She quite literally took whatever she wanted. There are quite a few wtf moments and I laughed quiet a bit. Overall great read. Oh as for Beth send her my way anytime! You say Christy Cross is Boss... Nah SD Hildreth is Boss!

[Leah · Rating 4 out of 5]

This story cracked me up from when i first read it. Good job Scott on this story! Never had i read a book like this. Loved it.
Spoiler: how can you not be interested in a book that has a character that wants to fuck the whole alphabet ;)

[Kathryn Parry · Rating 4 out of 5]

You got to have a sick sence of humour to enjoy this which sadly I do. Pissing my self laughing while reading this.

[Nikki · Rating 5 out of 5]

Full review to come