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Doctor Who 50th Anniversary E-Shorts #10

The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage

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When the TARDIS lands on a planet that looks identical to Earth, the Tenth Doctor and Martha are amazed to find it packed with fictional characters from her childhood. But who has the power to create an entire world out of books and why? The Doctor and Martha must solve the mystery before their story ends!

Eleven Doctors, eleven months, eleven stories: a year-long celebration of Doctor Who! The most exciting names in children's fiction each create their own unique adventure about the time-travelling Time Lord.

54 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 23, 2013

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Derek Landy

252 books5,282 followers
Derek Landy is an Irish writer and screenwriter. In addition to the bestselling children's/YA series of Skulduggery Pleasant books, a supernatural mystery series starring Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeleton detective, and Valkyrie Cain, a young female magician, he has written two screenplays that have been made into films: the IFTA award winning "Dead Bodies" and the IFTA nominated "Boy Eats Girl". Landy himself was nominated for an IFTA for Best Script.

He doesn’t like to brag about all the awards he’s won, such as the Irish Book of the Decade, or the Red House in the UK, or all the other awards that he humbly displays on his mantelpiece. He is also far too modest to mention things like the first book being a Publisher’s Weekly Best Book of the Year, but would like to extend an invitation to Oprah to pop around one day for tea, in thanks for selecting his book for the Oprah’s Book Club Kids Reading List.

Derek plays too many video games, reads too many comics, and watches too many movies. He lives in Ireland with too many cats. Occasionally he talks to real people, but only when he absolutely has to.

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Profile Image for Jim C.
1,779 reviews35 followers
October 2, 2022
This is a short story that is based on the television series. This one has The Tenth Doctor along with Martha as his companion. In this one, The Doctor and Martha visit a planet that is ripped right from a childhood book that Martha read. All is not right on this planet.

This was so much fun. I recently read a Doctor Who book that dealt with the Land of Fiction. This short story is really reminiscent of that aspect. In fact the Land of Fiction was mentioned several times. This one takes on what is reality and what is fiction. Although this is primarily set in the setting of Martha's childhood read we touch upon several famous books and I loved this. We have everything from famous fantasy series to an infamous haunted setting from what is probably one of the most famous contemporary authors. I am trying to not spoil it for you. I loved this little mentions and each one put a smile on my face. With a media tie-in story we need the characters to be true to themselves. For the most part I thought they were. Martha was fine. I did think at times the author nailed the portrayal of The Tenth Doctor but at other times he seemed to be more The Eleventh Doctor. As for the story it works within this universe.

I enjoyed this short story as it put a smile on my face throughout. The only flaw was that is was too quick. I am being selfish here. I want this to be a full featured novel or even better. An episode of the show. This would be so much fun and have provided laughs if this was an episode. This was a fantastic short read for fans of this universe.
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1,304 reviews3,777 followers
January 6, 2016
This is the tenth book in the 50th Anniversary event of eleven short stories featuring the eleven doctors along with eleven different companions. Now, it's the turn of the Tenth Doctor and his companion is Martha Jones.

The Good

Everything!!! If you can't read all the eleven stories and you just can read one single short story of this event, this is the one! If you like the Tenth Doctor and/or Doctor Who franchise in general, you will love to read this book. And also, even if you aren't particularly very "into" Doctor Who stuff but you love to read books (and I'm sure you do), you will love to read this fantastic short story.

The Tenth Doctor is brilliant here and Derek Landy, the author, masterfully brings back a concept of the "classic" era but with a totally new and fresh twist. Even the Tenth Doctor obviously comments that he faced something similar in The Mind Robber storyline however this is a totally different threat and when the things will get more complicated you will even love more this wonderful tale.

Martha Jones is a great companion for the Tenth Doctor here and the interaction between the two are priceless.

While not totally clear, it's very likely that this short story is set after the TV episode 42 but before of Human Nature.

Again, this is easily the best adventure of the entire collection of this short story event. And it's not because the rest are bad, no, there are two stories that I didn't like but in general, I loved to read the rest of the short stories, however, this one is the crown jewel of the collection.

The Bad

Nothing! I told you! This short story rocks!!!

The Odd

Many things but in this particular case is a compliment to the wonderful plot and its development.

Profile Image for Lori.
386 reviews545 followers
July 27, 2022
This is just bad. The eleventh Doctor got a terrific five-star story by Neil Gaiman that I think anyone would enjoy. And Ten (also soon to be 14 la la la yay) -- Ten, the most popular of modern doctors, got a twee, rambling, nonsensical story based on fairytales that wouldn't appeal to those who aren't familiar with the show and didn't appeal to at least one who is. Perhaps kids might enjoy it but my inner child is an outie, I didn't and I think most kids are too clever for this drivel.
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Author 37 books221 followers
October 29, 2013
In 1969 the classic Patrick Troughton story ‘The Mind Robber’s was broadcast. For those of you who haven’t pored over DVDs of old black & white episodes, it sees The Doctor, Jamie and Zoe trapped in The Land of Fiction, where they meet Gulliver, Rapunzel, D’Artagnan, Blackbeard and Cyrano D’Bergerac. It’s a classic adventure, a welcome change from the many base under siege stories of the Troughton era. And it clearly made a great impression on Derek Landy as here we are not quite revisiting to the land of fiction to itself, but instead visiting the concept – cleaning it up and taking it around the park to stretch its legs.

The Doctor and Martha end up in a set of Blyton-eque children’s books called The Troubleseekers. It’s a famous five/secret seven knock-off and The Doctor’s view is that they’re rubbish, but they were big favourites with Martha as a child. (I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and say that copyright issues probably stopped this being a visit to the actual secret seven/famous five). The jolly hockey-sticks nature of that kind of English children’s fiction is well captured, with The Doctor and Martha making their way through the world and solving the skulduggerish mystery at the heart of it. However resolution in this made-up world force the walls of the reality start collapsing and suddenly Hogwarts, Dracula, Miss Haversham and Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang (with a reference to Stephen King’s ‘Christine’ to boot) are breaking through into this reality

As you may have guessed it’s a romp, but it fun while it lasts and amusing in an utterly inconsequential way. And okay, the bad guy may turn out to be the kind of entity that 1960’s Star Trek is sometimes mocked for using again and again, but that’s almost a link to the Troughton’s times too.
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1,042 reviews78 followers
June 27, 2016
I've read the 1st, 3rd, 6th and 10th now from this series so far, though this was a re read - I enjoyed it every bit as much as the first. Ten was written so canon, though Martha not so much. But nonetheless, a fabulous short that made me laugh and smile throughout :)
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1,957 reviews124 followers
August 13, 2016
This was surprisingly enjoyable, considering I am not a huge Martha Jones fan. I guess it is because I was so attached to Rose.



I just always found Martha to be so desperate. However, Martha was at her best in this story.

Another thing going against this story is its length, I think it is difficult to write a good DW story in such a short space because you usually have to create and present entire new worlds and characters. However, this story managed to create a very interesting world by using familiar settings and characters in a strange and interesting way. Martha and the Doctor find themselves in a 1950's children's book that is part of a series Martha enjoyed as a children, the Troubleseekers. The Troubleseekers are much like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew and even a little like Scooby Doo.

It is a fun set up and I absolutely loved how the Doctor figured out the fictional mystery immediately.



Of course we are also chased through various other books from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone to The Shining and we even meet up with Rapunzel.

Overall, this was a very well done short story, and definitely the best Martha story I have read so far. Book worms with love all of the literary references. Very fun!
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605 reviews98 followers
January 27, 2020
I am a bookworm and Doctor Who fan so this was a good choice for me to read. The Tenth Doctor and Martha visit a world where everyone they meet is a character from books that Martha has read. In short, this seems like a book lover's dream. But as always with the Doctor, it's not that simple. This was a good, quick, humourous read and the characters of Martha and the Doctor were portrayed similarly to their televised counterparts. I particularly liked the Doctor's sarcastic manner and the links to other Doctor Who episodes. When I read the Enid Blyton reference, I immediately thought of Donna Noble asking if Noddy was real. The only criticism I have is that it was a bit short and so there was not much chance of development. Definitely worth a read though.
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2,303 reviews675 followers
January 10, 2024
It may be shocking to some, but Ten was not my favorite NuWho Doctor at the time -- I was actually quite ready for him to go by the end (unlike him). (And yes, there is an irony to my now being overjoyed that Tennant has basically become the Forever Doctor -- but isn't it a rare relief to come to like something more with time, and not less? Fuck yes.) However, Martha was always my favorite Ten-era companion, so I love that this is not only a Tenth Doctor story, but also a Martha Jones story.

And it's pretty much everything I want a Doctor Who story to be: a fun adventure with some interesting ideas, with a few juicy hints of backstory/character development thrown in. Landy seizes every good opportunity to have something interesting or weird happen; Martha even gets a badass action sequence!

Are the Skulduggery Pleasant books, like, good? Should I have been reading them??
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513 reviews54 followers
October 23, 2013
I'm a little hesitant about the "it was amazing!" description of a five star rating on Goodreads - if I had to use words, I'd go with "I really liked it!" - but I did enjoy this story more than any of the others in this set of Doctor Who anniversary short stories, so, well, relative to the others, five stars it is.

I expected to like it, of course - it's Derek Landy, who is, after all, my current absolute top favourite author, and I'd read the phone book if he wrote it. (I would, too. It would probably be full of hilarious little notes and comments, or the names and phone numbers would somehow manage to be funny all by themselves.)

On the other hand, Ten is my least favourite incarnation of the Doctor (sorry, Derek!) - but on the third hand, I've always enjoyed Ten in written works more than Ten on screen. And on the fourth hand (paw?), I liked Martha very much, so there's that. And on the fifth hand (okay, this is getting ridiculous, but I'm just going with it now), the moment I first saw the blurb, I happily cried out "this makes me think of The Mind Robber!" and The Mind Robber is my favourite Second Doctor story, so there's that, too.

Anyway - all that said, I ended up enjoying it thoroughly. It was funny (some bits had me guffaw - and with stuff going on in my life recently, I really needed that). I felt Ten was very much in character (even if I felt tempted, especially towards the beginning, to replace him with Skulduggery Pleasant in my head - they do share some similar traits, except that Skul is hot and awesome and Ten is, well, Ten) and Martha struck me as just right, too.

And most importantly, the one thing I've been complaining about with almost every other short story in this series, the pacing felt right. There was no drawn-out introduction; the Doctor and Martha jumped right into the story. The ending was, perhaps, a little hurried; the resolution a little too simple - but not by much, if at all, truly.

All in all, as I said, my favourite of the lot. Whoever writes Eleven's story will have to work really hard to change that.
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684 reviews24 followers
October 28, 2013
This is the e-short for the Tenth Doctor and sees him travelling with Martha Jones. From what I could gather from the references it is set somewhere towards the end of Series 3. In it the Doctor and Martha arrive in a place that looks strangely familiar to Martha, and she soon realises that is because it looks like the setting for a book she read as a child. It seems the Doctor and Martha are in a land of fiction- although not the Land of Fiction that the Second Doctor visited!

This is not the strongest of the e-shorts, largely as the plot feels a bit rushed, but it does everything these e-shorts should do- good characterisation of the Doctor and companion and a few cheeky references to the Doctor's era (here we get a quote from "Blink" and a nod to "The Shakespeare Code").

A good effort from Derek Landy for this e-short with a Famous Five-style start and a modern version of "The Mind Robber" to finish but one of the weaker ones of the series.
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129 reviews7 followers
January 25, 2016
This addition to the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Collection was, at least by me, highly expected: it stars none other than the fan favorite Tenth Doctor and my personal best companion ever - Martha Jones (thank you so much, Mr. Landy, for picking her up).

This time, Landy has provided us with an enticing, and genuinely lighthearted at that, episode to the Tenth Doctor adventures that comes up as entirely compatible to the stories produced and written by previous showrunner Russel T. Davies. The reader can easily imagine the situations and dialogues happening in front of her as if she were watching the show, which I always find quite amusing.

So, this is a simple piece of work, fairly successful in what it proposes and, what's best, easily lovable for the non-pretentiousness Landy transpires on his writing.
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3,507 reviews2,383 followers
October 24, 2013
After reading: Well, that was . . . what's the word I'm looking for? Bad. Yes, that's it. Everything felt forced. The characters, the dialogue, the plot . . . everything. And worse, it was boring. And for the worst of these stories yet to be with Ten, that's just cruel, Universe. What did I ever do to you.

Before reading: Seriously side-eyeing this whole project now. Been looking forward to seeing who would get Ten since December and it's . . . this guy? I have no idea who he is. (Not that he's not lovely, I'm sure.)

(That makes me sound like an asshole, I do realize.)

Heh, they got Ten's hair right on the cover, though. Makes my heart happy.
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Author 5 books89 followers
June 25, 2016
". . . Tell me, Doctor, what does every story require of its reader?"

"The willing suspension of disbelief."

"Exactly. You have no idea the power generated each time somebody is told a story. When a conscious, sentient mind willingly ignores what is real, what is facr, and instead chooses to invest in people and places that never existed. . . It is magnificent. It amounts to nothing less than a rejection of reality. And when reality is pushed away, no matter how briefly, it leaves a gap, crackling with potential, with what-might-be."



Of the three I've read of this set, this one has to be my absolute favorite, and not just because it's with 10. :)
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373 reviews8 followers
December 12, 2015
My son and I read this at bedtime over several days/weeks. It was very enjoyable for both of us. Many laugh out loud moments and the tenth Doctor came back to life for us on the pages with his witty and often hilarious dialogue and actions. Even Martha Jones (my personal least favourite companion) didn't ruin the fun story, and actually even made it a bit funnier because the Doctor here seemed to feel much the same about her as we do, often (good humouredly) mocking her. Ha.
I've bought more from this author since, and look forward to reading it.
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Author 5 books48 followers
August 15, 2020
The 10th Doctor is my favourite, AND this story also has my favourite companion, Martha Jones! Delightful! Laugh-out-loud funny in places, but also with a typically Whovian message about it not being right to manipulate and harm others. The writing perfectly captures the dialogue of both characters and the way they relate to each other. The story, which has the characters exploring and getting chased through various fictional settings, would’ve been a fabulous episode of the show.
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3,198 reviews9 followers
December 30, 2021
This novel was written by Derek Landy, who wrote the Skullduggery Pleasant series. Not to be missed on audio as it is spectacular! This novel about Doctor Who is definitely on par with the canon stories and timeline. I really enjoyed this one and hope to read all of these new ones that are being released by these fantastic authors.
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1,237 reviews38 followers
April 11, 2019
This is such a brilliant story. I do love a good mystery.

I don't tend to like short stories because most of them can't resolve themselves too quickly. Short stories either leave me disappointed or wanting more. So imagine my surprise when I realized that this book doesn't suck.

Also, Martha is such an underrated companion and her brilliance shines through in this novel.

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51 reviews18 followers
January 10, 2014
Este año me he propuesto, entre otras cosas, leer las historias cortas de Doctor Who que salieron el año pasado por el 50º aniversario. Quizá lo suyo hubiese sido empezar por 1st, pero tengo debilidad por 10th y al final he sucumbido a sus encantos y no me arrepiento de nada.

Esta novela refleja muy bien la personalidad de 10th y la de Martha, además su relación aunque resulta un poco fría siempre cuidan el uno del otro. Leerlo ha sido como ver un capítulo de la serie, pero más breve y cargado de referencias literarias; ay, como hecho de menos estas cosas.

La historia transcurre en un universo bolsillo; al principio el Doctor cree que se encuentran en La tierra de la ficción, entonces empieza a enumerar a algunos de los personajes a los que ha conocido en ella por que ha estado allí antes: Medusa, Gulliver, Rapunzel,...

Pero al igual que sucede en los capítulos de la serie, la trama da un giro inesperado y resulta que no es así y que ahí está pasando algo muy diferente.

Sin embargo, la resolución es igual de satisfactoria, tal vez un poco precipitada; no obstante, me ha gustado tanto el resto que no le he dado tanta importancia a esto.

Creo que The Mistery of the Haunted cottage ha sido un buen comienzo y se lo recomiendo a todos los whovians, y no whovians que tengan un nivel medio de inglés.

A ver si alguna editorial española se anima y nos traen novelas who traducidas.
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224 reviews4 followers
October 11, 2014
The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage features the tenth Doctor and Martha and is an interesting romp set in a world which models itself on fictional characters and places, a bit like The Mind Robber from the second Doctor’s era. The Doctor and Martha both sound exactly like they do in the television series which is a bonus point for me and the tenth Doctor sounded particularly smug and pleased with himself, something that I never liked about his character. I quite liked some of the references to different fictional characters most of which made sense when you consider that they were taken from the mind of Martha and the frenetic pace of the current television series is also present in this story which means that it truly does represent the era in which the story is set and it is the sort of thing that you can imagine seeing on screen.
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February 12, 2018
Ten was written so well, I read everything with his accent and voice it really was Ten. [weeelll.. weeell..] [did miss allons-y though]. Martha was great too, I love all Tens companions and Martha was great once again. Both of them made me laugh, the way they speak to each other.
The story is about the Doctor and Martha being trapped in a storybook Martha read when she was a kid. It’s about the troubleseekers [which kind of reminded me of Scooby doo]
You’ll find more characters like Rapunzel and Dracula with some Harry Potter scenery. It was a nice read, and for such a tiny book so well worked out. Very nice how the writer fits this whole world with plot and outcome in such a tiny book.
This book gave me a good laugh and I really enjoyed reading it.
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289 reviews8 followers
July 25, 2016
Soooo good! It was just like a Doctor Who episode. Loved the story, and loved how you can just hear the Tenth Doctor and Martha. It even ended like a true episode of Doctor Who, so good.
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215 reviews3 followers
December 26, 2022
– Представь себя в виде частицы пыли, повисшей в пространстве, – заговорил Доктор, медленно обходя вокруг нее. – Рядом с тобой рождаются и умирают звезды. Вращаются планеты. Пролетают метеориты и астероиды, а иногда, если сильно повезет, ты видишь отблеск настоящей жизни.
– Мне одиноко? – спросила Марта.
– Ты частица пыли, – сказал Доктор. – Конечно же, ты здесь не одна.
– Но я чувствую себя одиноко.
– Но это не так. Ты отлично проводишь время. Итак, ты в космосе, вокруг тебя происходят все эти вещи, и тут мимо проходит кто-то, у кого есть некая программа. Кто-то, кто преследует свою цель. Назовем его, скажем… Боб. Цель, для такой маленькой частицы, как ты, – это замечательная новая штука, и ты не можешь ей насытиться. Ты встраиваешься в цель Боба, начинаешь кружиться вместе с другими частицами пыли и преходящими элементами космоса и внезапно становишься частью чего-то большего. Ты часть замысла. Ты растешь и растешь, а когда перестаешь расти, то понимаешь, что сама стала замыслом.
– Так ты утверждаешь, что Боб создал весь этот мир силой воли из пыли?
– Именно.

Десятый Доктор с одной стороны похож не себя, но с другой и не похож. Он здесь какой-то слишком суматошный, а остроумие выглядит как зазнайство. А вот сама история очень даже ничего. Хорошая тема и весело написано. Над несколькими шутками я посмеялась. Я так думаю автор всё-таки планировал внести юмористическую нотку. Никогда не слышала об Искателях неприятностей, зато просто обожала Энид Блайтон. В детстве прочитала все её книги, которые были в районной библиотеке. И отлично понимаю возмущение Десятого. По описанию в этом рассказе все герои нагло сворованы из книг Блайтон. У детей не только те же самые характеры и повадки, не даже такие же имена. Только в русском переводе Толстячка звали Фэтти. Ещё меня видимо преследует Диккенс, посмотрела три сериала по Диккенсу и тут снова миссис Хэвишем в своём извечном свадебном платье. Как метко Марта предостерегла её, сказав держаться подальше от огня. Люблю такие продуманные мелочи. И еще мне интересно авторам этого сборника распределили Докторов и спутников. Иначе как объяснить то, что Девятый вздыхает о Розе, а у Десятого в спутниках именно Марта. Хотя я Розу ассоциирую именно с Девятым. Наверное спутники не должны были повторяться в рассказах.
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420 reviews28 followers
October 21, 2023
This one's got big Mind Robber vibes - though it's a bit of a shame that it doesn't actually take place in . Still, it's a breezy read that feels quintessentially Tenth Doctor. Landy perfectly captures Tennant and Agyeman's voices here, with Ten and Martha sounding exactly the way you remember them from the show. The story itself is quite inventive - though it's another example of a Doctor Who anniversary story that could've been even better had it been a full-length tale rather than a short story.

Still, The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage easily ranks among the best of the 50th-anniversary shorts. It's breezy, inventive, and makes great use of the format. Plus, I'm always a sucker for stories about the power of stories.
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116 reviews25 followers
January 26, 2021
I'd be rating this a low 3-star if it weren't for the spot-on character quips that came with the Tenth. I also really missed Martha Jones, and although she didn't get a fair spotlight on her personality and abilities as an amazing scince-y companion in this, I loved imagining her and the Doctor run around in this colorful (albeit...childish LOL) quick adventure. The plot was stuffed with all the little shoutouts to well-known children's books. Take that and our main characters away and it feels like it would've fizzled out very early on.
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