Do you have money to burn? Are you over-taxed, bored or self-destructive? Looking for a way to wipe out your savings and lower your standard of living as conventionally understood by today's happening urbanite? Then this is the e-book for you!
Although there's an infinite variety of ways to lose money on the stock market, I will walk you through the ten most effective and efficient strategies currently available. I have personally put years of meticulous research into honing these techniques while losing money hand over fist. Following my sage and hard-earned advice, you too can start losing money today.
With a biting irreverence, Morgan Stone discusses ten ways to get swindled, fleeced, and otherwise bamboozled by the banks & brokerages, multi-billion dollar hedge funds, and supercomputers you’ll be up against when investing in the stock market. This fast track to financial ruin is free, so she leaves it entirely in your hands. Never fear, she offers plenty of choices including buying options, pump and dump scams, stoploss, and accepting the delusion that trading is a science.
If any of that sounds complicated, don’t worry. She takes you through it step by step. I suppose if you’d rather make money (?!) you could just do the opposite of what she suggests, but where’s the fun in that? Thanks, Morgan. My bankruptcy lawyers will be in touch.