Nature Girl

by Carl Hiaasen

From "the funniest important writer in America" ( Miami Herald ) comes a tale that is gleefully zany and incisively sharp.

Genres: Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Audiobook, Crime, Comedy, Adult

304 pages, Paperback

First published October 30, 2006

About the author

Carl Hiaasen was born and raised in Florida. After graduating from the University of Florida, he joined the Miami Herald as a general assignment reporter and went on to work for the newspaper’s weekly magazine and prize-winning investigations team. As a journalist and author, Carl has spent most of his life advocating for the protection of the Florida Everglades. He and his family live in southern Florida.

Reviews

[Paul Weiss · Rating 4 out of 5]

Much ado about nothing!

If someone told me that there was such a thing as Seminole peyote buds and then went on to suggest that Carl Hiassen was chewing a few too many of them when he dreamed up the screwball plot of NATURE GIRL ... well, there's no doubt in my mind. I'd believe it for gospel!

Let's think about this for a second!

Could anything other than a zany off-the-wall black comedy bring together such an eclectic cast of wild and wonderful characters - Honey Santana, a manic-depressive who wants nothing more than to find some basic decency in the world but can't seem to get past the music that constantly plays in her head; Sammy Tigertail, a half-breed Seminole Indian who is convinced that the white world will charge him with murder if they ever discover the body of the obnoxious, fat tourist who died of a heart attack on his airboat; a demented fish-monger who, on a good day, smells worse than his product on a bad, bad, hot Florida day with no refrigeration in sight; Eugenie Fonda, an over-sexed six foot luscious Amazon whose sole claim to fame is having written a book about the man who murdered his wife to be with her; a private investigator who proudly saves his best (that is to say, raunchiest) video material as reminders of his professional achievements; Boyd Shreave, a wimpy no-life telemarketer whose voice is smooth as silk but whose personal presence is unfailingly grating and irritating; and an exceptionally bright and totally endearing young university co-ed who plays the California girl and thinks her dream is to be a television weather personality.

Having a little trouble imagining the story that would pull this motley crew together? Well, I won't spoil your enjoyment by even attempting a synopsis.

Suffice it to say that there IS a story; there IS a real plot; there ARE non-stop laughs that would rival the best of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series or Bill Bryson's hilarious travelogues; and, there are definitely some very human, very heart-warming moments that will overlay a smile of pleasure and gratification on top of the one you're already sporting from all the chuckles.

Definitely recommended.

Paul Weiss

[Snotchocheez · Rating 2 out of 5]

If you're at all familiar with Carl Hiaasen's fiction, you pretty much know what to expect when you crack open one of his novels. Hiaasen, who probably invented the genre Wacky Florida Eco/Crime Fiction, has in the past been a brilliant satirist on crazy goings-on in Florida, and every novel he's written pretty much sticks to the same format: Someone (or some entity) commits an eco-crime against Florida, is usually abetted (or the story is otherwise embellished) by an assortment of wackjobs unique to the Florida landscape. Credibility is often thrown out the window for the sake of comedy. Slapstick though it often is, Hiaasen's work has been poignant and often hilarious.

I'm wondering though if there exists in the writing world a "law of diminishing returns" where if you keep writing books with the same formula, eventually you're going to blow your "creative wad". I think "Nature Girl" might be a bellwether novel for Hiaasen: "WRITE SOMETHING ELSE" it screams (at least to this reader). There's only so much wackiness to write about there...it's starting to get trite, Mr. Hiaasen.

The set-up for this one just blows: a woman (Honey Santana, one of Hiaasen's oft-used sage eco-friendly vacant bimbo characters) gets her panties in a wad when a telemarketer trying to sell worthless land to her calls during dinner hour and is rude to her. She evidently is off her meds and decides to get retribution by finding out who this telemarketer is and invite him to an eco-tour of the "10,000 islands"...

Hiaasen expects hilarity to ensue with this set-up...but I think I laughed maybe twice in 300 pages. Coupled with the fact that it seemed like recycled material from his nine previous novels (re-using the same characters from previous novels doesn't usually work unless they're sequels, and to my knowledge none of his novels are sequels), this novel was monumentally boring to me. (The part that I laughed (feebly) at? When one of the numbskulls shoots himself in the privates with a Taser...good times).

[Thomas Stroemquist · Rating 4 out of 5]

After a practice run with Joey in the preceding Skinny Dip, Hiaasen went for a female lead in this one. I think he pulled it off and the book is just as an amusing and worthwhile read as any in his bibliography.

[Brian · Rating 2 out of 5]

I have read six Hiaasen novels, and of his adult fiction this is my least favorite. It is not a bad book; it is just not an interesting book. The characters in "Nature Girl" seem more "normal" then in many of Hiaasen's previous efforts and, ironically, despite the normality of the characters they come off as less human (and thus less real) then some of his craziest characters from previous efforts. And I can't figure out why.
The plot is characteristic Hiaasen, the only deviations being that it is a little less violent and much of the plot happens in one location. The descriptions of the characters are pretty typical, almost stock representations, and the plot is not unfathomable. The novel simply is not as funny as previous Hiaasen efforts, and the author inserts too much of his political biases into the story. Those are the only differences I can find from previous works, and that must be enough to sink this novel.
Only one character stuck with me after I finished reading and that was the piece's villain, Boyd Shreave. Shreave is not as much a villain as he is self absorbed, whiny, and useless. Good things never happen to him, he is the novel's punching bag, and because we all know people like Boyd Shreave in real life, I enjoyed seeing him fail at every try.
"Nature Girl" is not a waste of time, but I would read it when you have loads of time to spare. Readers will be more satisfied by earlier Hiaasen works like "Skin Tight" and "Double Whammy".

[David · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is one of those pleasantly zany books where an eclectic mix of characters is scrambled together in a madcap plot and much sex, violence, and hilarity results. I've seen it done better, I've seen it done much worse, but I'm kind of digging how many books make out Florida to be the epicenter of American weirdness. (No offense, Floridians - I've only ever spent a week there attending a conference at the Disneyworld Hilton.)

So, the characters:

Honey Santana: Bipolar "Queen of Lost Causes" who, after receiving one telemarketer call too many during dinner, decides to do something about it.

Perry Skinner: Honey's ex, a Florida redneck. Former ne'er-do-well, now making a more or less honest living as a crab fisherman. Still loves Honey.

Fry Santana: Honey and Perry's son. One of those precocious 12-year-olds we're supposed to like 'cause he's wise beyond his years and heartwarming and kind of snarky. I did like him; he's a good kid.

Boyd Shreave: The telemarketer who called Honey at dinner. A sleazy philandering dickweed, the Dunning-Kruger effect in action, perfect anthropomorphic embodiment of all telemarketers.

Eugenie Fonda: Boyd's hot mistress. Has already figured out that Boyd is a schmuck, only goes with him to Florida because she thinks it's a free vacation. Her last boyfriend killed his wife over her.

Gillian St. Croix: A college student who gets dragged into the plot because... uh, she was there.

Louis Piejack: Honey's former boss who turns out to be a creepy stalker.

Thomas Dealey: A PI hired by Boyd's rich wife to collect evidence of Boyd's cheating.

Sammy Tigertail: A Seminole Indian who's got some issues with growing up part white. Just wants to be left alone when all these white people drop in on his island.

Honey lures Boyd out to Florida by running a reverse scam on him, and everyone else gets dragged into the escapade through a series of plot twists that are collectively improbable but none of which really suspends disbelief on their own.

This isn't a landmark in American literature or anything, and there are no deep philosophical points made nor epic moments of character growth, but it's still quite a good read with a satisfying conclusion. I've never read Carl Hiaasen before, but this book made me favorably inclined to read him again.

[Ms.pegasus · Rating 4 out of 5]

Anyone familiar with the Darwin Awards will recognize the seemingly inexhaustible variations on human stupidity of Hiaasen's characters. Since this is fiction, however, readers need not feel that twinge of appalled guilt. Moreover, in Hiaasen's world of the Florida Keys, there is good stupid and bad stupid.

Hiaasen has populated NATURE GIRL with a gallery of colorful characters who launch bad choices like boomerangs guaranteed to deliver absurdist indignities. It all begins with a telemarketing call, one of those annoying dinnertime interruptions. This particular caller is a sleazy loser named Boyd Shreave. The hapless prospect is Honey Santana, a woman her ex-husband Perry Skinner calls “good crazy.” She can't just not answer the phone. Instead, she resolves to track down Shreave and teach him a lesson. She may be crazy, but she is also resourceful. Shreave, meanwhile, revels in self-delusion. He has deluded himself into believing his dalliance with co-worker Eugenie Fonda is more than just that. He is also deluded in thinking that his wife is not on to his after hours activities. It's hardly a stretch to believe that he falls for Honey's scam.

Honey is being stalked by her former boss, Louis Piejack. Hiaasen pulls out all the stops in his description of Piejack. “Thirty years in the seafood business combined with grossly irregular bathing habits had cloaked upon Louis Piejack a distinct and inconquerable funk. Were it cologne, the essence would have included the skin of Spanish mackerel, the roe of black mullet, the guts of gag grouper, the wrung-out brains of spiny lobster and the milky seepage of raw oysters. The musk emanated most pungently from Piejack's neck and arms, which had acquired a greenish yellow sheen under a daily basting of gill slime and fish shit. Nothing milder than industrial lye could have cleansed the man.” (p.188) These bursts of energetic writing are what I love about Hiaasen's books.

Before the book is over, a dozen characters will be chasing and stumbling over each other on the aptly named Dismal Island. It's a hefty population jump from the normal census count of zero. This cast will include Sammy Tigertail, conflicted over his half-Seminole identity; Dealey, a private detective hired by Shreave's wife; Gillian, a feisty student on break from Florida's biggest party school; Honey's volatile ex-husband; and Fry, her ten-year-old son and the only sensible character in the book.

This was an enjoyable interlude from my more serious reading. There are a lot of moving parts, driven by the engines of greed and lust, and they all come together in a fast-paced ending.

[Books Ring Mah Bell · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hiaasen is my new favorite "guilty pleasure" author.

So what if you don't learn anything from the books? Or, maybe you do learn things! Like how to outsmart a cocky telemarketer and how not to put all your cash into Beanie Babies for a HUGE payoff later.

So what if he's not Shakespeare? Hell, maybe he is a modern day William! He's pure satire and cynicism. He's hilarious. Brilliant.

[Rob Worth · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hiaasen has to be one of the funniest people. His characters are always insane and so much fun. In this one we get the whole hearted craziness of Honey, her son Frye, and his ex-father Skinner. The most loveable family ever. The supporting cast of the great Seminole Tiger Tail, and his possible soul mate Gillian were fantastic, and when Boyd Shreave jojns up with the First Resurrectionist Maritime Assembly Of God, you just knew it was gonna be a disaster.

[Jaclyn · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don't even know what to say about this book. I listened to it on tape in my car and even nearly a month later I still haven't digested my thoughts on it. I did listen to the whole thing through out of morbid curiosity, but I don't know that I can say I liked it. The characters were so completely unrelatable that I never got attached to them. They were all just a little too extreme, a little too crazy. This is my first Hiaasen book, so maybe it's just that I'm not used to his style, but I'd read such good reviews about him that I was really looking forward to this book and was so disappointed.
I can appreciate one or two crazy characters mixed up with other relatively normal characters and that usually makes for a humourous story, but there was not one "normal" person in this whole story. It was wierd - too wierd. I thought Honey's relationship with her son was a bit too close for my tastes - who tells their son that her boss touched her boob? I thought Boyd was so completely dislikeable that I didn't get the connection b/t him and Eugenie at all. Eugenie was the most normal character in the entire book, besides possibly the private investigator, and even she had her oddities that set her off as not quite normal. There were a few, all too brief, moments of comic relief; but it's honestly a stretch for me to have shelved this book on my Humour shelf. (I just didn't know where else to put it and I think this was supposed to be a humorous story.) I may give Hiaasen another chance due to the rave reviews I've read, but I'm not in any hurry to have another repeat of how I felt with this uncomfortable cast of characters, so it may be a while.

[Amyiw · Rating 4 out of 5]

3 1/2 stars

My cat jumped on my keyboard and delete a whole paragraph of review, argh!

So, I bumped it up for the laughs at the end. This started slowly, mainly because we are introduced and get to know several characters, which is a slow build. This is the story of all of them and how their lives intertwined on an island off the Everglades. There is the little bit of a nut job mom that wants to teach a lesson to a telemarketer that insults her after she complains for interrupting her dinner with her son. It is about her son, the ex-father (as the mother calls him), the telemarketer and his wife and his mistress, and the private investigator hired by the wife, then the Floridian American Native that just wants a quiet place, the sorority girl that attaches to him. And then there is the crazy, obsessive boss of the crazy mom. It ends up not being quite the quiet place that the American Native was looking for and getting lost in the islands isn't so easy.

This was really fun in the end but it was a bit of a push to get there. Hiaasen really knows how to draw his characters and I don't feel like he is demeaning women or drawing the women with a male eye. I could feel that a women had easily drawn these women characters. Just coming off of Blackbirds by Chuck Wending and I really appreciate the difference. Much different genres so not sure if it is fair but I loved these women, even the sorority student, Jill in the end. All the characters, even men, kind of annoy you in the beginning but they grow on you.

My 3rd or 4th Hiaasen. I think I might get tired of the crazy characters if I read too many of these in a row but reading one every year hits the spot and a funny bone. I don't think I've not laughed while read one.

[Book Concierge · Rating 3 out of 5]

Book on CD read by Lee Adams



Once again, Hiaasen takes readers to the Florida wilderness – this time to the Ten Thousand Islands, of Southwestern Florida. Honey Santana is righteous in her indignation, smart, resourceful and possibly bipolar. She’s had it with people’s lack of civility and decides to take a stand when telemarketer Boyd Shreave calls her a “dried up old skank.” She tracks him down and tricks him in to believing he’s won a trip to a lovely eco-resort. Now she’s taken him and his mistress, Eugenie, on a kayak trip into the mangrove thickets. What she doesn’t realize is that she’s being followed by her former boss, the lecherous and obsessed Piejack, who is, in turn, being followed by Honey’s ex-husband, Perry, and their 12-year-old son, Fry. And all of them find they are intruding on the half-Seminole, half-white Sammy Tigertail, who just wants to be a hermit, despite the college coed who’s more than willing to be his hostage.



This is typical Hiaasen: zany antics, colorful phrases, quirky characters, and women who always outsmart the bad guys (or the good guys, for that matter). The plots are full of twists and turns, and imaginative coincidental meetings that bring these disparate people together. As unbelievable as the story is, it’s all great fun. A fast, enjoyable read.



Lee Adams does a fine job reading the audio version. She has great pacing and sufficient skill as a voice artist to differentiate the various characters; I particularly loved her Piejack and Gillian.

[Peter · Rating 2 out of 5]

Not as good as others by him. The mayhem is convoluted, as usual in Hiaasen's novels, but the build-up to the normally scatty-funny violent scenes doesn't quite generate the idiot-logic pace of earlier books. But I read this in four or five mid-night sessions, so maybe I missed the train-wreck pace that usually brings the release-laughs.
Hiaasen's motley (and altogether new) bunch of minor miscreants with ideas well beyond their IQ entangle themselves in a series of gradually knotting story-strings that eventually bring them all together on a desolate Everglades key. One new wrinkle is a very savvy 12-year-old, Fry, who, with his divorced, but still lingeringly fond parents (mom's the NG of the title) looks like a good candidate for future escapades. The worst of the baddies is comically misshapen, another has an interesting encounter with a Taser, and there's the obligatory (but utterly tangential) group of religious fundamentalist nuts.
I'm a diehard Hiaasen fan, but will be interested to see if he regains his mix of eco-outrage, greedy crooks, and daffy, vengeful oddballs that lurks behind this one too, but somehow doesn't surface with the gleeful childlike schadenfreude of his earlier books

[Gilbert · Rating 3 out of 5]

Carl Hiassen is a wild and crazy guy.His books are over the edge eco-terrorist stuff. His characters are all screwballs but folks you would like to party with! In this one Honey is off her meds and reacts to the poor behavior if a telephone solicitor with and an elaborate action-revenge plan! A beach read that will make you laugh out loud.

[K · Rating 4 out of 5]

Zany. That's it-- there's the short version of this review. If you enjoy zany fun, irreverent humor, a touch of sex and characters that you can love and hate, then pick up a copy of this, or for that matter, just about any of Hiaasen's novels.

While there are a bevy of strange folks meandering through the pages, our focus will be on a pair of beautiful, albeit nutty, women, and a few of the men who either lust for them or love them, and the consequences thereof. Front and center is one Honey Santana (the "nature gal" for whom the book is titled), who is likely bi-polar and off her meds, but who feels deeply, fully, and compassionately about battling irresponsible, selfish and rude behavior in others, especially those low life salespeople who interrupt her dinner. This is exactly how we meet Boyd Shreave, the lowest of low-life telemarketers who lacks even a shred of decency or fortitude. He's unfaithful to his wife, who has hired a PI to document his trysts in order to secure an incontestable divorce. It will prove to be the worst decision of the PI's career, but will help to move the story along as we follow Shreave, his rather indifferent mistress, and some rather nutty others to one of the ten thousand nameless islands within the vastness of the Everglades of Florida.

I won't spoil the plot, such as it is, by telling you why, exactly, much of the story unfolds on one or more of these mosquito infested islands. Suffice it to say, we'll meet yet another few memorable characters, including a half-Seminole, half white fellow with blue eyes, a Gibson guitar that once belonged to Mark Knopfler, who wants to live as his ancestors once had, but can't seem to shake the unwanted companionship of a mixture of crazy whites and one very randy college co-ed who manages to steal his heart.

Are you getting the drift? There's little chance of applying logic or credulity to these novels. Just be in the mood to relax and fall into the revelry cast by Hiaasen's strange imagination and knack for creating absolutely memorable characters. If you're ready to smile, occasionally laugh out loud, and forget all about the troubles of our world for a bit, then you could do much worse than read this, or one of his other nutty novels. Four very enjoyable stars.

[Ethan · Rating 4 out of 5]

Over the long holiday weekend, I decided to get as much of my last-minute summer reading in as I possibly could. By the time I sat down to write this review, the promise of an early fall cool front quickly diminished. It seems like the brutal Texas heat is going to be sticking around for a while. I browsed my bookshelf for that perfect book to satisfy my need for one more summer read, and quickly landed on Nature Girl by Carl Hiaasen. I really got a kick out of his book Bad Monkey, so I felt his Florida-based mix of humor and mystery would more than meet my expectations.

Honey Santana is on a mission. While sitting down for dinner with her son, the house phone rang. Her son urged her to ignore it, but Honey is completely over these calls interrupting their family meals. She is not going to take this annoyance lying down. Honey picks up the phone and gives the caller a piece of her mind. What she didn't expect was the man on the other end to verbally fight back. He calls her words no professional telemarketer should use, let alone any other respectful person. Honey quickly reaches out to the man's manager and relays her disgust at the hateful language that he used. For most people, that would be the end of the situation, but Honey is not most people. Honey wants revenge.

Boyd Shreave is pretty much a failure at everything. The miserable man couldn't even hold down his job as a telemarketer. He let his pride get the better of him and committed the fatal sin of mouthing off to a potential customer. At least he still has Eugenia, his former co-worker, and current mistress. Boyd is ready to leave his wife and start a new life, but Eugenia does not feel the same. With the convenience of the couple working together gone, she sees little reason to continue their relationship. When Boyd comes to her with a once in a lifetime opportunity to vacation in Florida and canoe through the wetlands, Eugenia decides to extend their romance, at least for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?

Nature Girl has all the makings of a perfect summer read. Hiaasen mixes satire, crime, and compelling characters into a story that you won't want to stop reading. Shifting perspectives between each character allows for variety and adds a tinge of suspense that balances the more humorous premise. It also clues in the reader to every motivation of the characters, so we know what is happening before some of the other cast does. All of the threads in this book converge in a satisfying conclusion that teeters precariously close to the edge of absurdity. It is all in good fun though, and that's really all I want from my summer reading. Nature Girl was a perfect way to spend the last bits of the summer holiday.

[Amber Joy · Rating 4 out of 5]

I like how when someone is a bad person Carl Hiaasen writes about them suffering in Florida.

[Robyn · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 stars

Location Southern Florida, Ten Thousand Islands
Characters Honey, Perry and Fry Sanchez, Louis Piejack, Boyd Shreave, Genie, Sammy Tigertail. Gillian

My thoughts

Honey (aka Nature Girl) may have the good looks, but she’s basically bordering bipolar. She writes letters, she stalks and berates and fights with anyone who in anyway seems to be encroaching on whatever values she may deem to be important on any given week. It’s all with the intention of ensuring that she is able to keep her 12 year old son, Fry, safe, happy and protected but has resulted in divorcing from Perry (Fry’s ex-father), a pair of mallet-mushed gonads belonging to one truly perverted and fish-reeking Piejack and now there’s a pair of kayaks being purchased which will be used for an ‘eco-tour’ that will leave Shreave desperate to never step foot in Ten Thousand Islands, Florida ever again and wondering whether he’ll ever manage to obtain success.

In the midst of this there’s also a very jilted, slightly kinky wife, a half-Seminole half-white Sammy Tigertail, seeking reclusion from the world but suddenly burdened with a white man’s ghost, and one very chatty college student who has volunteered herself as a hostage, and Dealey, a private investigator seeking out the ‘top shot’ who has realised there are somethings in life that are just better off not being pursued.

What I liked

Hiaasen has an incredible talent for showcasing slightly ‘off’ female leads who later become a semi-heroine, while introducing a bizarre and truly eclectic cast of characters which leaves the reader wondering what exactly will end up being the final climax of the book. I love Hiaasen’s ability to take such serious subjects as mental illness, even origin/heritage awareness or murder and adding in a humour and wit that makes it a book of enjoyable and captivating quality that I do not doubt will appeal to many other readers across a variety of genre-preferences.
I found myself identifying with each of the characters, an interesting experience as I usually gravitate towards one or two. The exception HAS to be Piejack…. I got the chills every time his name appeared, such a vulgar sounding man he was. Particularly I appreciated Honey and Sammy as each of them battled against those things which made them as unique as they are, but that which neither of them could appreciate as a unique or special quality.

What I Disliked
I am a huge fan of Hiaasen, so can very seldom find anything at fault with his works. I think what I would have a liked a little more clarity on was the final conclusion of Shreave and his (ex)wife and where Sammy lands up. As mentioned before, I am not a fan of unanswered questions so felt a little up in the air once I’d finished Nature Girl.

[Ladiibbug · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fiction - Comic

Another funny book, featuring Hiaasen's trademark wacky and disparate characters, who find their paths crossing with hilarious results. His underlying message of man's greed and stupidity ruining Earth's precious eco-structure resonates strongly with me.

In Nature Girl, Hiaasen targets telemarketers as well as those destroy habitats and foul Earth's water and land. Honey Santana is a great gal, a 6 foot pretty woman sharing custody of her son, Fry, with her ex-husband Perry. Honey's had a bad day at her job at the fish market, when her woman-crazy married boss tries to grab her breast. She hits him in a particularly delicate area with a wooden mallet used to crack stone-crab claws, then quits her job.

Yet another telemarketer calls during dinner with her son, and she insults the guy, who in turn insults her. This ignites one of Honey's no-holds barred obsessive episodes, where she tracks the caller down and plots an over the top revenge.

Outrageously funny, as always. Hiaasen's underlying theme of eco-destruction, particularly in Florida, is shown, not told. Never preachy, but he weaves this theme together perfectly with his stories and characters.

[Thea · Rating 1 out of 5]

I hadn't read any Hiaasen books recently, so I picked this one up. Several characters from his previous books appear in Nature Girl. At this point, I have read so many of his books, I can see the plot points coming a mile away. His writing has become predictable--you can tell which characters will die, which will survive but get their comeuppence, and which will be victorius. His characters have become caricatures of his commonly used stereotypes. As always, the environmental message is strong. This book feels as if he's going thru the motions now, his writing has lost it's spark. I wonder if he has software where he plugs in characters names and it spits out a book similiar to his others?

Note to self: this is the second bad book I've read in the last 3 months! Must check out others' goodreads recommendations!!

[David Anderson · Rating 4 out of 5]

I like to jokingly refer to Carl Hiaasen as the chronicler of #FloridaMan, but Hiaasen has been plying his trade for decades, well before there was such a hashtag (or hashtags even existed). His comic-crime novels set in Florida and full of quirky characters are always a gas. Few writers make me laugh out loud while reading them like Hiaasen does. I like best his series featuring Skink (aka Clinton Tyree, former Governor of Florida who quit his job in disgust over rampant corruption), but his other novels are great fun as well. Nature Girl is no exception. Highly recommended.

[Shelby *trains flying monkeys* · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny. Carl Hiassen still has it. But I do wonder if he is looking in my families windows. He always comes up with the oddest characters. :)

[Bill · Rating 4 out of 5]

Maybe 3.5 stars, but what the heck.

A humorously absurd (or absurdly humorous) novel of revenge as only the twisted mind of Mr. Hiaasen can tell it. A woman gets tired of telemarketers continually interrupting her dinner with her son, and she decides it's time for her to take action against a particularly unpleasant caller.

It really must be read to understand the whole convoluted story, and frankly you will enjoy the ride.

[Helen · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is a fun, easy-to-read yarn about the unfolding of a complicated plot to correct a telemarketer's bad attitude, hatched by an irate and wacked-out Floridian the telemarketer had the ill-luck to insult. The characterization is rather superficial, and since this book was written in 2006, and relies to some extent on "inside jokes" or critiques of contemporary problems the reader is supposed to be hip to, some references (but, surprisingly, not too many) were a bit "creaky" or out of date. The book was also written in the pre-great recession era, when there was much more euphoric optimism. The people in Hiaasen's book had no particular fear or anxiety of where their next dollar was going to come from - all sorts of jobs and credit seemed to be available. A telemarketer colleague of the rude telemarketer, actually his mistress, had no problem putting airfare, a few days at the Ritz-Carlton, pricey meals, and sundry other purchases, on her credit card - all on a telemarketer's pay.

I've previously - years ago - read some other Hiaason book and enjoyed it, probably why I took the present volume out of the library. He's a great humorist and this book delivers fun and laughs on every page, including memorable, laugh-until-you-cry episodes. From the perspective of our present-day muddled (to say the least) state of politics, environmental worries, and so forth, this book is a good break. The author transports the reader into various worlds - the Dallas, Texas, world of the callous telemarketer, and the world of trailer park resident Honey Santana (the "Nature Girl") near the mangrove swamps of West Florida (unfortunately, approximately where the disastrous hurricane Irma is currently churning away). The pretensions and phoniness of the better off in the book are consistently skewered, but another seemingly jaded/heartless character, the telemarketer's mistress, Eugenie, isn't portrayed as a one-dimensional chronically bored young woman, only looking for kicks. The mostly eccentric yet endearing denizens of the Everglades town in which Honey lives, are mostly drawn sympathetically, except for the arch-villain Piejack. Yet even Piejack is given some background, perhaps to soften his unremitting evil. That's the "nice" thing about this book: There are no entirely "good" or "bad" characters, and mostly, what befalls the characters in this novel, seems to ironically befit their character flaws. Honey's ex Skinner has to clobber Piejack in self-defense when Piejack was about to kill him, Honey and Fry, Honey and Skinner's son -

Several sub plots or plots in the novel unfold simultaneously, and the strands of the plots are woven together in the final portion of the book. The book opens with the tragic misadventure of a drunken boorish tourist taking a sight-seeing trip via canoe in the mangrove swamp conducted by Sammy Tigertail, a half-breed Seminole Indian, and suffering a fatal heart attack when a harmless snake latches onto his throat. Although Sammy didn't cause the random mishap, he knows he'd probably be blamed for the tourist's death, so he attaches weights to the body and throws it into a river in the Everglades. Thereupon, he retreats to what he assumes would be an isolated island in the swamp to recenter himself - and deal with the spirit of the dead tourist, which regularly haunts his dreams. The contrast between the grave young Indian, hoping to achieve spiritual peace (although he had nothing to do with the tourist's death and tried to revive him after his heart attack) meditating, communing with nature, and the parade of campers -- all somehow related to the unfolding main plot involving the telemarketer, as well as an additional plot line involving Piejack - that descend on the uninhabited island, make for an automatically "funny/ironic" set-up: The crass world of materialists, college student partiers, religious fanatics, Honey and her telemarketer "friends" - contrasted with the Seminole's wish to escape the world for a while, and find peace.

I would recommend this book to anyone who wants a humorous break, even if it is slightly out of date (in terms of technology/references). It's mostly on-target as a general take-down of yuppie culture - the most sympathetic characters are the hard-scrabble denizens of Honey's small town (except for Piejack) and of course the Indian, caught between the world of his tribe (also a corporation due to casino wealth) and the world of the whites. It's a well-written page-turner, economically written and every page is a joy to read.

[Pop · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not my favorite from Hiaasen. Reading it was kinda like a “Tooth-Ache”. It hurts, but when it quits hurting it feels good. Nevertheless, I did eventually finish it. “It’s Hilarious…Pure Outlandish Silliness”. That quote from the book cover and that’s as good a description of the book as I can give 😀

[Janna Dorman · Rating 4 out of 5]

Love these kooky and wild Florida Key stories that are so absurd you can’t really describe them without sounding like a…well, Floridian.

[Johnny · Rating 4 out of 5]

I've had to add a new category to my bookshelf, just in case I decide to re-read and review some of the earlier books I read by Hiaasen. I've often had trouble knowing whether to call them "mysteries" because I wasn't ever quite sure what was going to happen next and sometimes, know who was behind the insane schemes and anomie of which these novels consist or whether to call them "black comedy" because Hiaasen uses his work to provide a cathartic release from the frustration he encountered covering conspiracies, cover-ups, and corruption for a major Florida newspaper that just wanted to "get along." For this one (and I suspect several others as I go back and review them), I created the comedy thriller genre. You won't see it in your local bookstores, but I think it's useful.

There are people who don't like Nature Girl as much as I did. I am often amused at the zany antics and attitudes of Hiaasen's characters, but this one was laugh-out-loud funny for me. At first, I was very uncomfortable with this bi-polar protagonist with a passion for justice. I wondered if I wasn't merely being insensitive. Then, I realized that there was a grain of my own personality in her desire to strike back at everyone who hurt her and her family. In this case, since she was a single mother with an only son, her family was her son who, in many ways, seemed more mature than she did.

But, the truth is that the protagonist had an idealistic and subjective view of justice and I realized that I do, as well. The son was amazing. The ex-husband was interesting. The telemarketer who provides the "tipping point" for one side of the horrendous circumstances, the fish market boss whose sexual harassment provides the "tipping point" on the other side of the scale, and the Native American torn between the current state of the "nation" and the proud history of his native ancestry is both credible and fascinating. In short, Hiaasen has assembled yet another cast of characters who intrigue and fascinate, while making us glad that we don't know anyone exactly like them. We truly want the best for them, but just don't know if we'd like to have any of them over for dinner.

As usual, the author weaves together themes from Florida life (alligators as a protected species, environmental vacations, land scams, and the like) into a fascinating mixture of good intentions gone wrong, antisocial behavior challenged, motives misunderstood, and danger dancing around every tree. In a unique blend of Murphy's Law meets human flaw, I found myself with adrenalin pumping one moment, body shaking with stifled laughter the next, and tears welling up in my eyes at another. Where the late New Yorker critic (Dorothy Parker) once condemned an actor for running the gamut of emotion from A to B, Hiaasen uses the whole alphabet with some Hebrew characters and Egyptian hieroglyphics to boot.

[Joe Cummings · Rating 4 out of 5]

In Carl Hiaasen’s 2006 novel Nature Girl , the author once again takes a satirical look at mankind’s ruination of the state of Florida. In the past, the bad guys in his stories have ranged from greedy land developers to greedy casino-building Indians. This time, his focus is on that bane of mankind: telemarketers whose calls disrupt our lives at inconvenient times with promises of a little piece of the Floridian paradise at a special low price. The heroine of the tale is the quixotic (or possibly mad) Honey Santana who lures a particularly vile telemarketer to the Sunshine State with the intent teaching him a lesson after she receives one too many unwanted sale pitches at the wrong time of day. A variety of other strangers in Paradise who are a part of this story range from a phony religious cultist to a dirty old man to Tommy Tigertail who was first seen in Tourist Season in 1986. Over the years, the Seminole brave has gone from radical eco-warrior to tribal leader. In the novels of Hiaasen that I’ve read so far, there is always the theme that Florida would be a paradise if it wasn’t for the people. It’s remarkable how he’s been able to make this point over and over again for decades with entertaining and funny stories. Nature Girl is no exception. This is a great read. Enjoy.

[Joe Kessler · Rating 1 out of 5]

I know Carl Hiaasen is supposed to be this great comedy writer, and his stuff is mostly set in my home state of Florida, so I should be predisposed to like -- or at least relate to -- the jokes. But I really didn't enjoy any of the intended humor in this book, and a lot of it made me pretty uncomfortable. There's casual racism and stereotyping against Seminole Indians for starters, plus this ridiculous and classist judgment of people for being telemarketers, as though the capitalist need for employment is not a thing. (I was a door-to-door salesman for 6 months when I couldn't find any other work. I am predisposed to hate anyone who lashes out at employees for doing an unpopular job.)

Worst of all, though, is the weird super-sexualization of all the female characters that pervades this novel, coupled with a constant threat of sexual violence. The narrative invites us to laugh at a madcap comedy, while the villain is literally tying up a woman and describing what he's going to do to her body. I kept telling myself it would get better, but it just never did.

All in all, this story gets my strong dis-recommendation. And this first Carl Hiaasen that I've tried is definitely going to be my last as well.

[Ann · Rating 2 out of 5]

I loved Hoot and since I like kayaking and nature I thought I might like Nature Girl. Not so. Some of the characters were kind of funny, but I think they would have been better as extras, not leading ladies and gents. Most verged on ridiculousness (a drug-running mafioso ex-husband, a bipolar vengeful mom, a do-nothing telemarketer, a lecherous fishmonger, etc.) and I didn't connect with anyone. All of these very eccentric characters collide on an island in the Everglades and chaos ensues, but no one grows or changes from the all the madness. It really didn't help that I listened to the audio and some of the voices were just plain silly. One read as a pirate at all times, and the main character's teenage son sounded like Beevis or Butthead. I think had I read the book myself, the characters would have had a little more depth. I've never listened to a fiction book before, and maybe I won't again - I don't like how they do the voices. Or maybe it was this particular book or these particular voices...I would have given 1 star, but it was good enough to finish the whole 9 discs.

[Still · Rating 3 out of 5]

Tonight I went downstairs to my fiction library checking out how many copies of Carl Hiaasen novels I own.
Almost all of them - paperback, trade paperback, and hardcover... about 45.
I enjoyed this one but I don't have the energy to review this.
It was an exhausting read but it was fun.