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Confessions of the World's Best Father

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As seen on CBS Sunday Morning · A hilarious pictorial parody of a clueless father and his adorable daughter

In an attempt to create an image that his new daughter would one day appreciate, Dave Engledow took a photo in which he’s cradling eight-week-old Alice Bee like a football and doctored it to look like he’s squirting breast milk into a "World’s Best Father" mug. Friends and family clamored for more. After Dave’s humorous attempts to capture the sleep-deprived obliviousness of being a first-time dad went viral, he and Alice Bee found themselves bona fide Internet and television celebrities.

Merging a Norman Rockwell aesthetic with a darkly comic sensibility, Dave pairs each side-splittingly funny image with a log entry describing the awkward situation that the World’s Best Father has found himself in. Hilarious and heartwarming,  Confessions of the World’s Best Father is a celebration of the early years of parenthood.

176 pages, Paperback

First published May 6, 2014

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14.5k reviews544 followers
May 10, 2014
The cover of this one caught my eye when I was scanning e-books from my library so I requested it. I found myself laughing while reading and was sort of jealous of Alice Bee, that her dad went to such lengths. It made me wish that mine would have. When Alice Bee grows up, she will have some great memories.
Profile Image for Lorry Chwazik.
771 reviews3 followers
October 7, 2014
While I wouldn't recommend The World's Best Father's parenting techniques to anyone (...Dear God, Do NOT Try This at Home!), I do highly recommend reading Engledow's hilarious and ultimately touching account of his attempts to teach young Alice Bee the necessary skills to be successful at life. Watch where you are pointing that rake, Alice Bee!
Profile Image for Nathan.
41 reviews
July 12, 2017
She got into my pre chilled beer, which significantly increased her level of belligerence.
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63 reviews1 follower
February 19, 2018
These pictures are gold and the accompanying texts are often hilarious. Great book!
Profile Image for Liralen.
3,388 reviews279 followers
June 17, 2014
Well, that was fun. This is set up as a sort of series of journal entries -- or perhaps a prisoner's log -- with a photo next to each one. (I will note that I have this shelved as 'nonfiction' primarily because the photos really are of Engledow and his daughter, and 'fiction' doesn't seem fitting -- and I don't have a 'humour' shelf...) Engledow pokes a lot of fun here, but he's also clearly worked hard to get to the final product. Some of the photos are floating around on the web, but I'd go for the book; the narrative and continuity really takes it to another level.

Worth reading this article. Honestly, this sounds like the sort of thing that in her tween years she'll be deeply, deeply embarrassed about -- and then as an adult she'll absolutely treasure it. I hope he keeps up with this as long as Alice will let him.
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961 reviews4 followers
March 21, 2016
09/14: learned of this from the Book Review. Hilarious! So much fun!

The Book Review Book Description:
In an attempt to create an image that his new daughter would one day appreciate, Dave Engledow took a photo in which he’s cradling eight-week-old Alice Bee like a football and doctored it to look like he’s squirting breast milk into a "World’s Best Father" mug. Friends and family clamored for more. After Dave’s humorous attempts to capture the sleep-deprived obliviousness of being a first-time dad went viral, he and Alice Bee found themselves bona fide Internet and television celebrities.

Merging a Norman Rockwell aesthetic with a darkly comic sensibility, Dave pairs each side-splittingly funny image with a log entry describing the awkward situation that the World’s Best Father has found himself in.
1,608 reviews40 followers
December 10, 2014
I gather this started as a photo here and there and went viral. i had not heard of him till seeing the book in library. Might enjoy more as a cartoon you see once in a while or blog with which you check in from time to time for a laugh.

as a book, it's a little relentless and predictable. creative photos of his cute daughter and goofy self, but all the jokes/text are basically the same -- daughter is doing some age-inappropriate, parentified responsibility; Dad is self-indulgent/incompetent/clueless/lazy; Mom is serious/responsible/disapproving. Not an untapped vein in family humor.

The best ones reminded me a bit of the Good Dog, Carl kids book series, which i found hilarious, so it's possible I just wasn't in the right mood for this one [or that my kids are too grown-up now].
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856 reviews5 followers
September 8, 2016
My kids and I had a good laugh over the pictures in this book. Engledow had a great idea and very funny enactment of it in the photographs. What took away from my enjoyment was the (mostly in the text) tint of stereotypical "dads don't know how to take care of babies/kids" and "dads care more about sports and drinking" and "when mom is away the 'kids' shall play." For me, there was way too much of that and it took away from my enjoyment.
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325 reviews9 followers
May 9, 2014
Got mine yesterday and haven't quit laughing! I've followed the photos online, but the text in the book makes the photos that much funnier. This is absolute genius! Fantastic Father's Day gift ... or gift for anytime ... and not just for fathers. Giving it *10* out of 5 stars!

Looking forward to another.
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2,105 reviews14 followers
June 14, 2014
I picked this up at the library on a whim. I am familiar with "The World's greatest Dad" photos. I see them randomly on the internet. I loved this book ! It is filled with photos and funny commentary.
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4,672 reviews116 followers
February 27, 2015
You've probably seen at least one of his photos floating around the internet, it was a fun, quick read to sit down and see a larger collection. I had a laugh at all the Korean adventure stories. Way to celebrate creativity and love!
Profile Image for Sue.
197 reviews3 followers
December 30, 2016
My 6 year old saw this book at the library and we took it home. He was really amused by the pictures, and read all the captions (well done first grader!) He was particularly relieved by the shots "the making of photos" (he was occasionally worried about baby Bee.)
Profile Image for Duy Nguyen.
157 reviews69 followers
August 16, 2015
Supper cute story. Interesting photos and a lot of love in this photo book. Dave Engledow did a good job on illustrating his love for his daughter via photography in a very humorous way. So, who can not love this book?
Profile Image for Sharlena.
501 reviews
July 12, 2014
This book is hilarious! The photos are adorable and packed with funny little situations and jokes. A great lighthearted look at parenthood!
Profile Image for Blair.
1,427 reviews
June 18, 2014
This guy is going to have one cool kid. This was fun and irreverent. Give to every overbearing parent you know, just to watch them freak out.
Profile Image for Stephanie.
695 reviews27 followers
October 21, 2014
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Dave Engledow's photo's are wonderful and a lot of fun. Alice Bee is so adorable. Jen is going to have her hands full with both of them for a long time. :)
Profile Image for Annelissa Taylor.
42 reviews
April 4, 2016
I absolutely loved this book. It's so lighthearted and cute! Definitely worth reading if you want some smiles
Profile Image for Brian.
1,175 reviews11 followers
June 28, 2016
A VERY funny "Picture Book" for grownups.
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