I'm always looking for that perfect CD, the one where every song on it is a non-skipper. Maybe I'm the only one who does (I mean, with the iRevolution, do peeps buy CDs anymore). Well, in all my years of listening to music, I have only found four CDs where every song is good to great (Live - Mental Jewelry; Sevendust - Seasons, Disturbed - 10,000 Fists, and Within Temptation - Silent Force), in case anyone gave a damn).
Screamscapes is the the literary version of that perfect CD. Starting with my least favorite first, the story that almost kept it from being so was The Black Door. This story was well written and enjoyable, but a bit tame for me (a guy who likes Sevendust and Disturbed, go figure). The author notes that this is his family friendly horror, so it was just a matter of my vile tastes being satiated.
Now for the rest. Crawlspace: a chilling, excellent tale. I have reviewed this story more thoroughly previously:
Crawlspace is a chilling story. The concept - being buried alive or trapped in a confined space - is familiar, the worst fears of many. But what made this story stand out was the author's ability to transport me into the body of his main character. I felt what Tom felt, experienced what Tom experienced - the full range of his emotions so perfectly captured and seemingly true-to-life. Fear, denial, anger, defeat... I lived them as I read them, all leading up to an ending I wouldn't change a word of.
What happens to Tom is disturbing. What Tom himself does is disturbing. But real - ever so frighteningly real. When I was a kid, I used to hide in the crawlspace under my house during neighborhood kick the can fests (does anyone play that anymore?) Even then, I thought it would be a great place to hide a body. Thanks to this story, I no longer think it was a great place to hide me.
Maazo Maazo... umm, I mean Whatever Possessed You... came next. This story wasn't quite at the same level as Crawlspace or the ones that follow it, the author's first short story. If my first effort had been anywhere near this good, I would have mounted it on the wall... or against the wall, depending who's watching. I enjoyed it very much and even though it wasn't my favorite in the anthology, it's the one that's been, well, stuck in my head. Maazo Maazo.
ArborEATum defines five-star story. It's the apple of my eye - is this thing on? You'll get my bad jokes if you read this anthology, which you should... now! I have reviewed ArborEATum previously, as well:
What's that old joke? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm. Well, after reading Arboreateum, I can safely imagine something for worse than finding any segmentation or denomination of worms in an apple. In fact, I'm not picking any produce off the ground ever again.
I had previously read The Corpus Corruptum, which gave me a taste for Mr. Light's work (that collection of short stories being co-authored with Adam Light). The stories were unique, imaginative and intriguing. After reading Arboreatum, however, I can safely say Evans Light has a new fan.
If I could compare this short novel (novella? I don't know - wasn't exactly counting words) to anything, it would be The Oregon Trail (Commodore 64 version) meets certain large characters from Lord of the Rings (vagueness to prevent spoiler) meets good old-fashioned, evil mo-fo creature story. But forget all that, because this story is 100% original and a whole lot of fun. It's horror for horror fans, so if your favorite book is A Tale of Two Cities, this might not be for you. But if you like, say, Stephen King's "The Mist," this may be right for you. Its got a lot more balls than Dickens. Get it? Balls? Dickens? Is this thing on?
Ehem... anyway... it is well known (by me) that I like stories that haven't been done before. Though there is a reference to Roanoke (which, in horror, has been wiped out for all sorts of reasons, including those ever-so-prevalent vampires), but it is minor AND serves to elevate the story. Mr. Light is not afraid to tackle taboo subjects, maybe even create a little controversy and make those ancient evils, well, ancient and evil. There is no filler in this story - just a fast pace tale bound to keep you reading to its last word.
Two words: Five Stars. How 'bout them apples?
Gertrude follows, a perfect short-short down to the word. 'Nuff said?
Nose Hears is kind of silly, but it's a well-placed, lighter short sandwiched in between some darker stuff.
The Mole People comes next. I almost skipped it, enjoying the ride and not wanting to be hobbled by a speed bump (or Kathy Bates). I have no interest in "mole people" or so I thought, and I had held off on picking up this story earlier because I truly thought I would hate this story on title alone. My mind envisioned the Mole Man from old Fantastic Four comics every time I heard this title - I know, I'm a geek.
But now, I have read the story, and damn was it great! I thoroughly enjoyed how the author set up the plot, the techniques he used to tell it, and particularly the perspective from which he wrote it. Turns out, the only thing I don't like about the story is its title. Another 5-star read.
Pay Back... now there's a story with a brave voice, and a protagonist worthy of our hate. This story is not for everybody, particularly those who need a lead they can cheer for. But that's not me. The lead here is delightfully rotten. Yet, he comes with some self-examination and perhaps more than a twinge of guilt.
Curtains for Love -hmmm... I've seen reviewers who enjoyed this story the most in the anthology. That wasn't me. I liked it, and thought the original ending was perfect. I did not care for the alternate ending - just didn't seem to fit after reading the first version. But to return to my music analogy, we'll count that alternate ending as the B-side or unnecessary remix.
Last, we have The Package - funnier than tits on a bull in a China shop (or mixing metaphors). I'm not sure it fits in with the rest of the anthology, but who cares? That.Is.Some.Funny.Ass.Shit.
I'd recommend Screamscapes to more than just fans of modern horror. It's a great book, and I think readers looking for a collection perhaps outside their comfort zone could pick this one up and enjoy the ride until The Black Door closes.