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This sizzling trio of BFFS and boothangs bring sure fire ratchet drama and sass with colorful bursts of erotic scenery. Meet Kenya, Bird and Deidre. Three chicks with three very different stories. First up to bat is Miss Kenya, the self titled classy and fashionable down south chick with sass for days. She is a working single mother and student, who after two years of a shelved sex life, feels her frozen hot pocket is overdue on getting scorched. After a long and strong relationship with herself and “her toys”, her desire for human contact has become imminent. Being pulled in so many different directions, she barely has time to date, much less carry out a relationship with someone, but she can not shake the nagging urge to hit the sheets with someone other than Mario, her favorite vibrator. She quickly sets her sights on an unlikely target the father of her son’s best friend, who also happens to be married. Things get very hot and sticky, but is she bold enough to go all the way?
While Kenya is trying to figure out if she will be a side chick, her best friend, Bird is engulfed in a battle against a side chick trying to keep her husband. She is ready to get down and dirty and go to all out war for her man, but after finding herself fighting a losing battle, she jumps ships and lands into the arms of another man. Determined to find out if the old adage of getting over one man by getting under another reins true, Bird finds herself in the crossfire.
While Kenya is trying to figure out if she will be a side chick, her best friend, Bird is engulfed in a battle against a side chick trying to keep her husband. She is ready to get down and dirty and go to all out war for her man, but after finding herself fighting a losing battle, she jumps ships and lands into the arms of another man. Determined to find out if the old adage of getting over one man by getting under another reins true, Bird finds herself in the crossfire.
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154 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 16, 2013
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June 23, 2014
Read Read, Read
Read Read, Read
This book is hilarious, B.D. KEEP you laughing with her witty and crazy ways. I was small when B.D. got her texts all mixed up.Can't wait for Pt.2
Read Read, Read
This book is hilarious, B.D. KEEP you laughing with her witty and crazy ways. I was small when B.D. got her texts all mixed up.Can't wait for Pt.2
August 16, 2020
Good book
This was a crazy ride to go on with these ladies. They had so much going on that I can't wait to see how it all turns out.
This was a crazy ride to go on with these ladies. They had so much going on that I can't wait to see how it all turns out.
May 5, 2014
All I could do is laugh at these 3 friends. I'm glad they share that bond and always there for each other. Microwaveable though? Oh Ms. Kenya is something else! As for Bird, I need part 2 to see what happens. That was crazy. I just hope she realizes Jason would be a much better choice than her no good husband. It's funny how you can hurt a person but as soon as they let go and find someone else, you miss and want them back.
May 6, 2014
This was a good read I enjoyed it! These ladies are drama, I hope in the next one we get to see what Deidre is up to. I really hope that Bird & Jason work things out because I really like him for her instead of Donnell, once a cheater always a cheater. Good read overall off to part 2.
January 7, 2014
Hot Ghetto Mess lol
If you into drama, ratchetness , hood love and pure fuckery this is the book for you... smdh while lmao
If you into drama, ratchetness , hood love and pure fuckery this is the book for you... smdh while lmao
January 7, 2014
When is the sequel coming out ?
very entertaining and drama filled ! it's definitely a page turner. it's a little ratchett but I liked it. enough said
very entertaining and drama filled ! it's definitely a page turner. it's a little ratchett but I liked it. enough said
January 15, 2014
I can't wait to read Deidre story. Kenya is trifling, and I hope Benita doesn't take Donell back. She's crazy if she does.
February 13, 2014
LOVE this book
this book was my very first purchase from Amazon and I must say it's a vERY GOOD BOOK, I so can't wait to read part 3
this book was my very first purchase from Amazon and I must say it's a vERY GOOD BOOK, I so can't wait to read part 3
September 3, 2014
Great read
that was the best and funniest book I have read to date
thanks kindle
where's part two I can't wait
that was the best and funniest book I have read to date
thanks kindle
where's part two I can't wait
March 30, 2014
Crazy
dang,dang,dang so ready for part two that book was crazy and interesting as a mug the three are a trip
dang,dang,dang so ready for part two that book was crazy and interesting as a mug the three are a trip
November 20, 2014
Jump off
Jump off
This book let you know that women can do the same things that men do. But sometimes they don't do it as good as men would
Jump off
This book let you know that women can do the same things that men do. But sometimes they don't do it as good as men would
September 5, 2014
Great story
This story is a true story. I have seen it happen so many times. This book is honest, funny and suspenseful.
This story is a true story. I have seen it happen so many times. This book is honest, funny and suspenseful.
October 6, 2018
A must read
These females playing with fire lol part 2 me plz them men's getting played wow read this book to get details
These females playing with fire lol part 2 me plz them men's getting played wow read this book to get details
September 19, 2014
It was ok short book. It shows you how life can really be unfair but how some men really are. Men can't except when women want to move on. And ladies need to stop being narrow minded when you know what's going on with the other woman, don't bother to take him back. He doesn't deserve to have you anyway, there are more men out there that will treat you good and would glad to have a good wife. She shouldn't have invited her friend over her house either, she should have went to his house so she wouldn't have gotten interrupted. Then she fainted what an ending.
January 6, 2014
This is my first reading from MJ. I can't wait to start part 2. These women are crazy as hell. I hope Benita and Jason work on them cause I can't stand her to be with Donnell's cheating pass. He has something up his selves. I want to know more about James and Kenya. I'm moving to part 2 now
August 26, 2014
Karma a batch.
Karma a batch.
I chose a rating of three cause to me bird and Donnell was the main characters. but it talked about three friends. it should have been a little more about them too.
Karma a batch.
I chose a rating of three cause to me bird and Donnell was the main characters. but it talked about three friends. it should have been a little more about them too.
April 16, 2015
It has its moments
Pretty decent. Some scenes were slow and made me kinda skim but it got interesting toward the end. Benita really messed up. I'm intrigued to find out what Kenya saw. It's enough to make me read part 2
Pretty decent. Some scenes were slow and made me kinda skim but it got interesting toward the end. Benita really messed up. I'm intrigued to find out what Kenya saw. It's enough to make me read part 2
November 12, 2013
Nice Read I am ready for part two....
May 24, 2014
Great read
this was one of the most entertaining reads in this price range I've ever encountered. I will definitely be checking for the continuation of the story
this was one of the most entertaining reads in this price range I've ever encountered. I will definitely be checking for the continuation of the story
August 14, 2015
didnt get my attention
May 31, 2015
Overall Good , BUT ...
I thought it would've gave a deeper background about each character , the main focus was Benita ! I wanted to know more about Kenya .
I thought it would've gave a deeper background about each character , the main focus was Benita ! I wanted to know more about Kenya .
November 10, 2015
a bit too much for my liking.
April 22, 2017
Omg
She was with her husband since high school and she knew he cheated many times, he went to work one day and never came home she found out that he moved in with his girlfriend, now that she has a new friend ( he doesn't know that) he wants to come home and be a family again ,she decides that she deserves to have a fling and tells her friend to come over, now both men show up at the same time
She was with her husband since high school and she knew he cheated many times, he went to work one day and never came home she found out that he moved in with his girlfriend, now that she has a new friend ( he doesn't know that) he wants to come home and be a family again ,she decides that she deserves to have a fling and tells her friend to come over, now both men show up at the same time
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