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101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes
Sex and humor. 101 hilarious and dirty jokes for adults.
39 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 26, 2012
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June 30, 2014
Pretty good book with a lot of funny jokes.
June 25, 2014
Great to read with another adult.
I think that it was a great book to read with other mature adults and to have great laughs. However, this is not for children or the meek and mild.
I think that it was a great book to read with other mature adults and to have great laughs. However, this is not for children or the meek and mild.
November 24, 2014
Not all that dirty, but a few good laughs here. As with most of the books in this series, you'll have heard most of these jokes before.
June 18, 2014
Free ebook from amazon.
I only found 4 or 5 jokes that made me chuckle.
I only found 4 or 5 jokes that made me chuckle.
December 1, 2013
All the jokes were stupid!
December 16, 2013
OMG!!! These were just too funny!!! Just laughed and laughed!! Not bad for jokes! Plus a quick read to pass the time!
February 16, 2021
This made me laugh and with recent events all of us could use some laughter right now
July 16, 2015
Not all of the jokes are great, but some of them are rib-tickling hilarious. One of the jokes is;
An old man and his wife are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the old lady bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super pussy!" And the old man says, "I'll have the soup.
If you like that, then this is for you.
An old man and his wife are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the old lady bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super pussy!" And the old man says, "I'll have the soup.
If you like that, then this is for you.
October 1, 2015
Great for the children + +
Great for the children + +
I give this book 3 big ol little medium laughs and 2 smiles. I read nothin from this book but the children and the other day here in my.
Great for the children + +
I give this book 3 big ol little medium laughs and 2 smiles. I read nothin from this book but the children and the other day here in my.
February 13, 2014
Scruggs
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December 29, 2013
heard all the jokes before
January 22, 2014
Lame
This is a collection of poor jokes that most of us probably heard in high school. Not a single one made me crack a smile.
This is a collection of poor jokes that most of us probably heard in high school. Not a single one made me crack a smile.
August 28, 2014
Naughty in a way.. but funny!
laughted often. clever without being crude. any adult would enjoy it... except perhaps for prudish people.
timely and relevant. ha
laughted often. clever without being crude. any adult would enjoy it... except perhaps for prudish people.
timely and relevant. ha
October 5, 2014
Good in
pretty good
roger/
liked many of the jokes,people at work look forward to more ready for more
minutes of enjoyment
pretty good
roger/
liked many of the jokes,people at work look forward to more ready for more
minutes of enjoyment
April 3, 2015
Funny as Ever
I choose this rating because it was so hilarious. I would recommend this book to all my friend's and family members.
I choose this rating because it was so hilarious. I would recommend this book to all my friend's and family members.
December 10, 2014
Lol
Omg this is so hilarious if you like to laugh you have to get this book your going to love it
Omg this is so hilarious if you like to laugh you have to get this book your going to love it
January 21, 2015
Dirty Jokes
This book was pretty funny! I'm glad I read it. Now I can try a few jokes on my friends.
This book was pretty funny! I'm glad I read it. Now I can try a few jokes on my friends.
November 14, 2015
A fair passtime
An entertaining enough little book great for light reading. A funny way to pass some time if you are looking to fill in a half hour.
An entertaining enough little book great for light reading. A funny way to pass some time if you are looking to fill in a half hour.
August 25, 2021
It has some funny jokes ,not bad.
A few l liked:
1• “Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wives scream more during sex. They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the met up again. The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours." The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that." Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times, I wiped my dick in the curtain, and she's still screaming”
2• “Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." And Sarah says, "No, no, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.”
3• “One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car, and he willingly does. She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." He replies, "Breasts.”
4• “John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an “asshole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday”
5• #medical_joke
“At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. When she comes back, the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms, and asks how he knew. "Easy," he remarks, "you're always washing your hands." "That's very clever!" she says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." "Wow, how did you guess?" he asks. And she replies, "I didn't feel a thing!”
9.5/10
6•“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.”
A few l liked:
1• “Three friends decided to bet each other 100 dollars on who could make their wives scream more during sex. They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the met up again. The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours." The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and a half-hour after that." Then the third friend said, "That's pathetic. I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times, I wiped my dick in the curtain, and she's still screaming”
2• “Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." And Sarah says, "No, no, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.”
3• “One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car, and he willingly does. She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." He replies, "Breasts.”
4• “John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an “asshole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday”
5• #medical_joke
“At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. When she comes back, the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon." She confirms, and asks how he knew. "Easy," he remarks, "you're always washing your hands." "That's very clever!" she says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist." "Wow, how did you guess?" he asks. And she replies, "I didn't feel a thing!”
9.5/10
6•“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.”
December 10, 2025
Oldies but Goodies
Every joke in here is older than I am, and most of them I'm sure you would have heard by junior high unless you're very sheltered. That said, there's a certain nostalgia in old jokes and you'll likely get a good chuckle out of some of these. I'd recommend this to readers who like to laugh at off color humor.
Every joke in here is older than I am, and most of them I'm sure you would have heard by junior high unless you're very sheltered. That said, there's a certain nostalgia in old jokes and you'll likely get a good chuckle out of some of these. I'd recommend this to readers who like to laugh at off color humor.
May 16, 2017
Jokes are funny
I think this book had some great jokes. They are dirty, but not nasty ones. I would recommend this book to anyone that likes to read jokes. Must have an open mind to read.
I think this book had some great jokes. They are dirty, but not nasty ones. I would recommend this book to anyone that likes to read jokes. Must have an open mind to read.
May 8, 2018
Bad so disgusting not good
Bad
Not good
Ss
So bad didn't make i don't like it. I don't know how anyone would like this
Did not make sense
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Bad
Not good
Ss
So bad didn't make i don't like it. I don't know how anyone would like this
Did not make sense
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December 31, 2018
Cold and mechanical....
Now this is what Text to Speech was programmed for; to read the material from the start to finish in an unchanging presentation with clear narrative and not laughing three-quarters of the way to the punchline.
Now this is what Text to Speech was programmed for; to read the material from the start to finish in an unchanging presentation with clear narrative and not laughing three-quarters of the way to the punchline.
August 23, 2019
Super Hilarious Assortment!
This is definitely a super funny assortment of ribald and raunchy charming jokes and a few one liners. If you're looking for some laughs this should definitely do the trick.
This is definitely a super funny assortment of ribald and raunchy charming jokes and a few one liners. If you're looking for some laughs this should definitely do the trick.
November 18, 2017
OK
Decent book for a boring night needing a few laughs. Most Definitely a lot of these jokes have already been aroundfor a while.
Decent book for a boring night needing a few laughs. Most Definitely a lot of these jokes have already been aroundfor a while.
January 27, 2018
Good laughs...
Short but funny. Loved it. Heard some of them before a long long time ago but I had forgotten them.
Short but funny. Loved it. Heard some of them before a long long time ago but I had forgotten them.
August 11, 2018
Corny.
May be funny to some but barely made me giggle. Short jokes made better sense than the long boring ones.
May be funny to some but barely made me giggle. Short jokes made better sense than the long boring ones.
March 7, 2019
Cheesy
I usually like joke books just to relax. This one was pretty cheesy. Laughed a few times. Was a quick read though.
I usually like joke books just to relax. This one was pretty cheesy. Laughed a few times. Was a quick read though.
September 29, 2019
Good story
Good story for killing you freetime, funny and easy to read, easy to understand the meaning of the story. I am enjoy.
Good story for killing you freetime, funny and easy to read, easy to understand the meaning of the story. I am enjoy.
May 24, 2020
SOMEWHAT FUNNY BUT....
One or two made me smile....But Mostly I just wanted to hurry up and finish it. I would not read it again.
One or two made me smile....But Mostly I just wanted to hurry up and finish it. I would not read it again.
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