Hłasko's Eighth Day is a book about two young people who want the most ordinary thing in the world: a room with four walls for a first roll in the hay. Pietrek and Agnieszka love each other, but Warsaw in the 1950s offers them only benches in the park, stairwells reeking of cabbage, and a chorus of leering drunks who think romance is public property. Every attempt to find privacy turns into a farce, as if the city itself has sworn a vendetta against intimacy.
Agnieszka's family provides no refuge: her father stares out the window in defeat, her mother treats illness as both occupation and weapon, and her brother drinks himself into oblivion while delivering long-winded speeches about the futility of love. Pietrek, for his part, has survived prison and wants only a chance at peace, but Poland, generous in slogans and stingy in space, cannot even spare him a mattress.
The plot follows their increasingly desperate hunt for somewhere to be together, while the city supplies a background chorus of bureaucrats, opportunists, cynics, and neighbors who take voyeuristic delight in other people's misery. What should have been a simple love story instead becomes a chronicle of exhaustion, humiliation, and the absurdity of trying to carve a private life out of a society that offers no private corners.
A boy in the story had a pet squirrel named Joasia that slept in his bed, followed him like a puppy, and stuck its nose in his plate until its teeth grew too long and it starved because the family had no nuts, only beet jam during the occupation.
Hłasko wrote this work like a man tearing off a scab with his teeth. The book has all the tenderness of a brick, but that is precisely its point: to show how tenderness gets mangled when even the act of holding hands requires strategic planning.
Marek Hłasko became Poland's literary enfant terrible, celebrated as "the Polish James Dean." His novel The Eighth Day of the Week was banned in Poland for portraying the country's gray misery too vividly, yet smuggled abroad and published in Paris in 1958. Hłasko drifted across Europe, worked odd jobs in Israel, married and divorced actress Sonja Ziemann, and died in Wiesbaden at 34 under circumstances that still fuel arguments: suicide, accident, or an overdose of barbiturates washed down with alcohol. He once said, "I have never seen a happy man in my life," which, given the evidence, seems less like philosophy than autobiography.
This special book is absolutely brilliant in its bitterness. The novel is short, sharp, and corrosive, like a shot of cheap vodka swallowed on an empty stomach. It leaves you queasy, resentful, and strangely exhilarated.
"...In the doorway she ran into Zawadzki: he was taking out his motorcycle. “I’ll ride a bit to try it out,” he said.
“Where are you going?”
“To look for Grzegorz.”
“He’s drinking?”
“I don’t suppose he’s down on his knees in some church.”
They were now in the street. Zawadzki kicked the starter, and the engine began to throb. “Get on,” he said. “I’ll give you a lift downtown.”
They started noisily. After about a hundred yards the engine began to cough. The motorcycle gave a few violent starts, and stopped dead. Agnieszka jumped down from the saddle.
“It’s the feedline again,” Zawadzki said. He looked utterly dejected. They stood in the light of a street lamp, and the glow coming from above illumined his sharp features, now immobile.
Agnieszka started. “Now I know,” she said.
“What?”
“Where I saw a face like yours. Perhaps not a face, but a man standing in the same pose as you now, with the same expression.”
“Well?”
“It was in a movie once. A terrorist accidentally kills a man; he must escape, though he is wounded. The whole city is chasing him—the police, stool pigeons, assorted rats; everyone wants to catch him, each group for their own reason. Also his girl is looking for him.”
“That’s noble of her. And . . . ?”
“In the end she finds him,” Agnieszka said. She smiled. “She finds him when he is already dying, and he has no strength left to run. The police are closing in; I remember the searchlights of the police coming closer and closer. The girl decides to die with him. I can even remember the last words of the film. The dying man asks, ‘Still a long way to go?’ And she answers, ‘It’s a long way, but we’ll walk it together.’ ” She stopped.
“And what then?”
“Then they die together, Zawadzki. They’re killed by a burst of police bullets. But that isn’t the important thing. They believed to the end—that apparently it was necessary, that it was worth while, and not otherwise. Life always holds the threat of separation, but death joins forever.”
“You’re stupid, do you hear?”
“I hear you. Good night.” She walked away..."
"...He turned to Agnieszka.
“Something occurred to me.”
“Yes?”
“I’d like to write something some day.”
“A book?”
“Yes, a book.”
“About love?”
He burst out laughing, and the lines around his eyes turned white.
“Oh, no,” he said. “To write about love is to make yourself ridiculous. So far, at least, all love literature is nothing but glorified crap. God, what has it got to do with love? I’d like to read something about myself and my feelings when for the twentieth night in a row I can’t sleep and lie staring the ceiling. Everything written on the subject is insipid, like brass compared with the sun. Only Dostoevsky is a little bit truthful, but you run away from his love with your hands burned, like from a red-hot iron. This isn’t for modern man. Not for the times we live in.”
He bent toward Agnieszka and took her hand. “Listen,” he said, “this will be something entirely new. The story of two people. We won’t call them by their right names nor will we invent names for them.” He was slightly drunk all the same, and his speech got a bit thick; his breath was searing. He said: “Yes, this is something entirely new. The story of two people who met at one of life’s bad corners. I don’t know yet who they are, I have to make up my mind, see? He must be commonplace, very commonplace; she too, probably, though I don’t know. . . . Let’s say, he drinks too much and complains, could be, no? What else was there to do during that time, except drink and grumble? In Poland drunks have a privileged status, drunkenness has become something like a new special morality. It’s known that when a man drinks, something’s eating him. But never mind, let’s get back to our subject. . . . And what about her? Devil knows what kind of person she ought to be. She must have been through a great deal, she must somehow be resigned or embittered. Whenever anything starts up, it’s hard to believe that this time it really will be worth while. This customer, for instance, is out to get drunk, because he’s in a hurry to destroy something in himself, he’s afraid of suffering, and so on. She’s running away from all that too, for to tell the truth her friend is no good, he drinks like a fish, brawls, has a stretch of bad life behind him. And yet there is something good in him, somehow, somewhere. At some point, on the seventh day, there must be something worth while, something good, and they want somehow to dig through to it, at any price. The earth is a lousy place, life is a comical little hell, butsomewhere deep underneath the surface, molten metal glows white hot. And they try to build up that worthwhile thing by sheer will power. It falls apart a thousand times each day, each hour, but they start it all over again a thousand times. Perhaps everything might even turn out well in the end, who can tell? But then people begin to help them..."