How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette

by Mats & Enzo

All the information you need to survive any romantic toilet-related problem—certain to make as big a splash as How to Poo at Work Now toilet etiquett-sperts Mats & Enzo have turned their attention and extensive experience to what is surely one of the most important questions that has played on the mind of mankind for how to poo on a date. Not an instruction manual as the title might imply, this is a practical guide to confronting every possible problem or eventuality one may encounter when wooing. Inside you'll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what to do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out.

Genres: Humor

144 pages, Paperback

First published May 1, 2014

Reviews

[Jeanette (Ms. Feisty)]

"How To Poo On A Date"

Would this be before or after you wee on them? And how many dates should you have before you begin pooing on each other? Because, really, I wouldn't want to engage in premature premarital pooing and have the guy think I was loose. I mean, why buy the cow if the cow pies are free, right?

[Manny]

Sounds like it's been adapted from Belle du Seigneur, but I can't be bothered to check.

[Zach · Rating 5 out of 5]

I cannot understand why this book is not rated more highly.

This books provides expert opinion and advice for those who are unlucky enough to have the urge to do the dirty deed while on a romantic endeavor.

Many of these techniques I intend to put into practice to protect the sanctity of my marriage. This book is a must have for all couples.

[Bojan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Must have book for every man :)

[David Lipely · Rating 5 out of 5]

Quick, and amazingly humorous read, obviously don’t try these things for real!! 😂
Also my favorite of the bunch for sure!