The way Her Majesty’s Royal Coven has been marketed makes it seem a feminist, fun, edgy, fresh read and I was excited to give it a try. Unfortunately, and I’m so disappointed to say this, the book wasn’t anything like I was imagining. The plot is essentially about the UK based coven, HMRC, trying to prepare for the attack of the demon Leviathan, the prophecy of The Sullied Child, and the destruction of witches. When HMRC capture and bring in Theo, a very magical child, a former member of the coven, Niamh, is brought in to help to discover whether they are in fact the doom facing the coven.
I’ll start with the positives first:
- The concept is interesting, the UK coven, the historical revisions of Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth I etc with witchcraft, it’s well built up and has a lot of potential.
- The representation in the book - I don’t particularly think it’s a huge spoiler but Theo identifies as being trans, this is revealed partway through the book. I have more to say on this all in the negatives in the way that it was done however I also understand that not enough books, or in fact authors, can be so honest about real issues, and create characters that are not just the standard white, cis, and write dialogue that may even challenge some readers.
- Lastly, I adored Niamh, she’s a vet who starts the book speaking to an old horse, telling the horse it’s ok to pass away and leave their owner, and it’s a really tender moment that instantly made me love her. She has an interesting backstory, losing a fiancé, she’s maternal but fiery, she’s Irish (and even more Irish when she’s angry) and she’s an all round badass, and I really enjoyed her romance with Luke
That said, here come the negatives:
- this book is marketed as feminist, a sisterhood of powerful women, however it also falls into a depressing cliche of women clashing and fighting each other - while groups of women do in fact work together, it’s actually to fight other women, which didn’t feel as empowering as I’d hoped. Why do powerful, successful women always have to compete and fight?? The book follows a group of women who have known each other since school; Helena, Niamh, Elle and Leonie and yet instead of an empowering sisterhood it feels bitchy.
- while the book is feminist, it’s also, at times, really unhelpfully misandrist. There are only a handful of male characters in this book, Luke is very sweet but he’s a prop, not a supporting character, in fact no male character is really given any depth or feels very real. The warlocks seem kinda redundant, in fact the only promising male character is Hale. Of the 2 husbands referenced in this book, dead and alive, one is a cheat and one was abusive. Men are casually blamed for most things in this book and, of course as a feminist I recognise the role of patriarchy in both current and historical suffering of women, it doesn’t always feel helpful.
- the writing style, I don’t know if Juno was doing this for some particular reason but the pop culture references were just too much, literally I was just rolling my eyes come the end. There’s quite a common Spice Girls theme, with the group of women often compared to each member, it starts off mildly cute, it gets old real quick. My main issue with pop culture is how it ages the book, yes it highlights that these are women clinging onto their past together, that’s why so many references are stuck in the 90’s, but this doesn’t matter to a reader, a reader who might not know what Geri’s UN Ambassador look looked like or who Stephen Gately was. There was also a reference to Nicole Kidman’s post-divorce face which is VERY specific and will probably not age well. Alongside all this, the specific references continue into the descriptions to the point I thought maybe Juno was getting sponsorships. They’re not just eating crisps, they’re eating M&S crisps, they’re not just sitting on a sofa, it’s an ikea sofa, not just a supermarket, it’s a Sainsburys, Elle doesn’t just put on some pants, she puts on Kate Hudson’s Fabletics yoga pants, it’s just cringe the more the book goes on.
- the ending - this ending, without giving spoilers, reads like the most lazy, most dissatisfying, most wtf ending that changes everything in 1 paragraph (with a terrible last line) and that 1 paragraph is enough for me not to bother with the sequel it made me so angry and made the book feel a waste of time.
- Now here’s the big one. I’ll start by making it very clear, I’m an ally, I have zero issue with reading about trans people and the representation is one of the few positives in this book. However I didn’t love the approach the book took. There is no mention that this book is essentially a political message of whether a trans girl can be in an all woman coven, and I don’t necessarily know who the audience is. There are repetitive, passionate, aggressive conversations and arguments between characters about how trans women are women, and a transphobic character who refuses to believe it. The POV from the terf is difficult to spend time with, it must be triggering to some people. Also it’s disappointing that Theo doesn’t get a POV, yes possibly this changes in the 2nd instalment but in this book really all Theo’s character comes down to is being trans, we don’t hear how she feels or learn much else about her which was such a shame.
- There are also numerous attempts at addressing racism into this book, again it feels quite forced, at one point, in an exchange between Leonie and her partner Chinara about Helena, we get the line “they’d underestimated a vindictive white woman” - yes Helena is white and boy is she vindictive but I don’t know, it just felt out of place and distracting, especially by a white author in a scene not motivated by racism. I’d feel this theme more natural an inclusion if Leonie had been written with more depth, she has broken away from the HMRC coven as it’s so white centred she didn’t feel represented or like she belonged so she created her own inclusive coven. That alone should be exciting and interesting, this additional coven, and yet we know so little about it, in a book arguing that it’s always about white people and white magic, the book really is. Just like how a book about trans inclusion has no trans pov.
- Lastly, the characters. Like above with Leonie and Theo, they just don’t always feel believable or explored enough. Niamh is, yes, but Helena turns into a dastardly villain and it made no sense to me. Literally one moment Niamh and Helena are saving each other in a fight with another witch, then Helena is plotting death. She can push past the darkness to know to save her daughter, the love in her still there, but not her sister-like friends? And throwing in a random, unexplored abuse backstory for her? What’s with that??
I really wanted to like HMRC, like I said the potential was so strong and a lot of people clearly did like it and I’m glad for them. But it just wasn’t for me. I know this is the first in a series so of course many of my criticisms could be explained or rectified in future instalments, such as Leonie and Theo’s development. Unfortunately the ending just put me off giving it a go (unless I read a spoiler to find out IT WAS ALL A TRICK)
In more positive news, the audio book is really well done. Nicola Coughlan narrates this story and she’s a master at getting the accents on the page, I sometimes struggle with an audio book for that very reason, hearing someone trying too hard to sound like different characters, but she’s a natural and it’s actually really relaxing and enjoyable listening to her!
Thank you NetGalley for the copy in exchange for my honest review