Busty BBW Bloodsuckers From Beyond

by Jeff O'Brien

The moon is hanging plump and engorged over the dingy city, casting an odd blue light down on everything and everyone beneath it.

Damon is a young, single guy who commutes home from the city every night from his job at the porn store. He wants little more than to find romance with Heathen, his voluptuous and well-endowed coworker. However, he becomes distracted when three naked women appear to him in a dark alley one night. They too are thick and curvy, but also blue. And, they're wearing sunglasses for some reason. Weird, right? Then, another BBW appears to him on the train. This one is pale and corpse-like, but no less nice to look at. Hard not to look at her when she's got a peculiar fetish that she likes to show Damon when no one else is on the train. What is happening to poor Damon? And how will all this make him end up bound and helpless on an altar of sacrifice? Find out for yourself, okay?

152 pages, Paperback

Published July 10, 2023

About the author

I'm a bassist who writes books. Or a writer who plays bass. Depends on the day.

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

I'm running on about 3 hours of sleep, so I'll keep this short. This was incredibly silly, which is what he tried to accomplish. Not much to the story aside from what the synopsis relays. You have lots of luscious, busty vampire babes strutting around, tempting our lead, Damon. Oh, and they're from the moon, too. Gosh, how could I almost forget that! But Damon hangs out with a fairly unique crowd, all very comfortable with their sexuality and erotic adventures. Oh, and he writes erotica novels, too. So he has sex with his friend Heathen. The he has sex with some of these bloodsuckers. Then a few other people. Just sex everywhere with everyone for every reason. Not really any gore or violence, which was surprising for a vampire-related book, but at least this was different than most. Dare I make the terrible pun that it was a 'bloody good time?' God almighty, I need to sleep...

[Hail Hydra! ~Dave Anderson~ · Rating 4 out of 5]

“When are they going to figure it out?” asked the one on the left. “I mean, those stupid humans have been trying to figure out how to get to the moon for centuries. So badly that they even hired that Kubrick guy to make it look like they’ve actually been there. All we’re trying to do is open the goddamn gateway to make it nice and easy!”

[AnxiousCloud · Rating 4 out of 5]

I went into this book blind as I just loved the cover being a bbw myself and it’s was a great lil sci fi fun read. Read it while I was on the train which unexpectedly turned out to be the best scene to read it in 😄 the end was great. Great read to get you out of a reading slump.

[Michael (Horror Gardener) · Rating 3 out of 5]

A campy sex-comedy where every characters motivation is guess what.... SEX! It feels written for horned out 12 year old boys but as a 43 year old man I still found it pretty fun.

I really feel like this is a case where the title was written first and they made a story to justify putting out a book.

It's hard to give it any higher a rating as it is so darn silly and not the norm for me to read but (or rather big butt) it still earns three stars for ruthlessly making the reader an accomplice to every characters kink.

Death count: 1
Motor boating:1

[C I KESZEI · Rating 5 out of 5]

My first Jeff O'Brien book and thoroughly enjoyed it. Just the right level of humour, innuendo, and smut to make me laugh.

I'd recommend this to anyone and will look out for more of his books now.

[David Butchery · Rating 5 out of 5]

good stuff

[Damien Casey · Rating 5 out of 5]

Erotic high strangeness? I didn’t know I loved a genre that I didn’t know existed until this. Jeff O’Brien has a real talent for setting up the most over the top ridiculous premise and then managing to make it one of the sweetest books you’ll read in a while, Ben Franklin. The story is quirky, the characters are people you want to spend a weekend with, and when it gets weird, you better believe it gets W E I R D, King Caesar. O’Brien has quickly become one of my favorite comedic writers; he manages to make weird, gross, erotic, and bizarre into stories that feel human and relatable in the same way as John Waters. K thx.

[Andrew · Rating 4 out of 5]

I swear Jeff O'Brien has a PICC Line to my blackened goth heart with his curvaceous alt girl characters and his dopey male protagonists. That being said, this book was a lot of fun, and typical Bizarro/Horror/Comedy O'Brien flair.