After read a few pages:
Huh. This isn't so bad. Wonder why the ratings are so low?
After a few more pages:
Ok. Not great, but I'm still interested.
And then:
*squints...shakes head...squints again*
Is that a goddamn Talking Cat?!
Oh yeah. It was.
Just...kinda started talking for no real good reason.
Well, there was a reason, I guess. It just wasn't a very good one.
Warning: Potential Spoilers Ahead
Whew. This was an Epic Stinker. It was one of those stories that started out ok, and then rapidly devolved into insanity.
The main gist of the story is that Damien takes over the mantle of Batman, and triesish to win his father's approval.
Not too shabby, as far as plots go.
It coulda been a contender!
But no.
Here's a few of the main problems I had with it:
1) The stupid-ass cat.
Why? Why would anyone think a talking cat would make a good sidekick for Damien?!
The backstory behind this dumbass move is that Alfred falls over dead, and the cat suddenly has his voice. It's never really explained.
Is the cat a figment of Damien's imagination, or did Alfred's spirit drift into...a cat?
Either way, it's beyond stoopid.
2) The mysterious priest.
Damien keeps going to confession (?), and getting advice from the magical disappearing priest.
Is it supposed to be Gordon? He's got glasses and a mustache, so maybe? But if that's the case, then when the hell did Commissioner Gordon decide to go to seminary...or wherever priests go to become priests? And more importantly, why?
3) Batman Is Dead!
Or not. Evidently, Bruce was just hurt really badly. Damien makes mention of him being in an Old Folk's Home, but then he's shown with a home nurse (a really weird home nurse) at Wayne Manor.
And if he's in such bad shape, how does he rush in and (almost) kick Damien's ass?! Yeah, yeah. Because He's Batman!
Annnnnd no.
Batman + Nursing Home does not = Badass
4) Imitation Joker
The Joker kidnaps Bruce, and Damien rushes to save him! The entire storyline has culminated into this Final Battle!
Yay!
Oh wait. Sorry, he's just some weirdo copy-cat.
What?!
Then the real Joker pops up out of nowhere and shoots him.
And...he's gone again.
The End.
What?!
They tacked on a couple of wacky Future-Damien-As-Batman issues at the end.
In the first one, Damien saves Gotham from the Bat-Antichrist, because he sold his soul to the Devil when he was thirteen.
Yes. The Son of Satan wore a Batman costume...
In the second?
Who the fuck even knows what that story was about. Some weirdo I've never heard of (Mr. January) is holding Gotham hostage. Apparently, Gotham is under a dome or something, and this January guy is flooding it with toxic rain. There's a kidnapped toddler who's been dosed with Joker venom, and some old (scientist?) guy with him. But January kidnapped the wrong kid? Not sure. He wants Joker's diary..I think. And, evidently, some money from the kid's parents?
I'm not...
Anyway, a younger, time-traveling version of the old scientist guy pops up, and kills himself to make amends.
What. Ever.
Stay Away! Stay FAR Away!