You all know I love some trashy popcorn drama. Degrassi, Once Upon a Time, Charmed (I'll admit)... It's great, and there's a place for it in the world of literary and visual entertainment. What some writers and directors don't seem to grasp is that there's a real art to creating good, juicy melodrama. Mindless indulgence actually takes something special and is not easy to make. There has to be something to it, whether it be good character work, snappy dialogue, or -- and this is the best one -- writer(s) just having a REALLY good time.
I'd like someone to pass this message along to the author of this dull, insipid, predictable, and utterly joyless piece.
If you've ever walked into a Boystown (or WeHo or Hell's Kitchen or Capitol Hill, etc.) gay bar and marveled at the army of pudding-faced white boys sporting the exact same haircut and beard, you've familiar with the cast of this book. Just a bunch of flat, interchangeable, emotionally-dotarded idiots.
The scenes skip around a lot (like a tv show... I understand what he's trying to do with "Season One" so don't come for me) but since none of the characters have any qualities, it's super confusing what's going on. Max, Emmett, and Keith were particularly difficult for me to keep distinct. There was a point where I thought one of them died, so I got excited. But on the next page he was okay after all. :-(
There was a lot of sex in this book, which can be enough of a thread to keep a book alive, but this was... not good sex. Every scene might as well be copy/pasted: He kissed him hard, running his hands up his back. He pushed him against the wall, kissing his neck and working his way down. Then they put the penis in and two seconds later everying is done and it's the most incredible sex anyone has ever had. I read this for book club last night and learned the phrase "two-pump chump", which is a little hateful because we can't control our biology, but it made me laugh because these characters are all that.
Also, "he ran his hands up Cole's amazing chest" is not good writing. "Amazing" is not a compelling adjective. Tell me what makes the chest amazing. Also not compelling adjectives are "hairy" or "black". They may be accurate, but they're not engaging if that's all you have in your arsenal.
There were two black characters in this book, which you're mostly reminded of when their penises are mentioned. It's... kinda gross. Also one of them is a sociopath.
And because this is "Season One" and we need a teaser for "Season Two" basically the book just ends at some point with tons of plot threads still pending. This is bad. It's really bad, and it would be okay if it were bad if it seemed like the author was having any fun at all. But everything is just presented with very little imagination and no style.
Incidentally, the audiobook is read in a stilted monotone, which doesn't help at all.
Ok, I'm done. There are 6 more books, but you'll have to go on without me to see how this junior high drama plays out.