Dear John

by I.M. Telling

I am so sorry to have to tell you but our marriage is over. I guess it began when you took that new job and, well you were gone on business trips so often. I got lonely Sweetheart, just too many nights setting home with no one to talk to, nothing to do, it was inevitable I suppose. You know how I hate being alone all the time; it drives me crazy because I just don’t know what to do with myself. This is the Dear John Letter you hope you never receive! Over-the-top, sexual comedy from the warped mind of I. M. Telling. People will ask why your laughing so hard.

32 pages, Paperback

First published February 11, 2013

About the author

It occurred to him that perhaps, he might be a better writer of erotic fiction if he targeted his craft towards one person at a time, making love to one reader at a time. [ From I. M. Telling's story Simone and the Writer ]

"I am convinced that the mind is the most powerful sex organ in the body. I hope my stories generate stirrings within the reader, by being somewhat specific with the x-rated portions. Yet I mostly want my readers to make a journey of their own as they follow the changes happening inside the minds of my characters, who I consider to be my friends. I never judge nor fault my characters, as it is their journey and not mine." I. M Telling

Mr. Telling states "I prefer to evolve the characters within my tales, making their journey from where they start to where they reach by the last page as the reason for the story."

I.M. Telling lives in the southern United States, on the coast and has been a non-fiction writer for some time. He has always wanted to write erotica and is finally making that dream a reality. His writing includes everything from highly explicit erotica featuring interracial relationships, swinging, and cuckold tales to very sensual stories of bondage and examining the dynamics of open marriage. His wrting has also started to extend into other genres including adventure, humor, and stories with extreme violence.

Many of his writings take a tongue-in-cheek approach to the subject matter, often poking fun at stereotypes and purposely going over-the-top with subtle and dark humor, he often includes a twist ending.

Contact Information
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eMail Address: LateNightPublishing@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/I_M_Telling
Publisher's Web Site: http://www.LateNightPublishing.biz

Please feel free to send an email to I. M. Telling regarding his existing works plus any story ideas you might have.

Reviews

[Jane]

Dear John does not sound like a name for a funny story but it is by far one of the most humorous short stories I have read in a long time. A young wife is writing a letter to her soon to be ex-husband before he returns from a business trip to find his total life in a complete shambles as she walks. Looking for a good laugh, this one delivers from the first line to the last! I laughed from start to finish; if I could give this one ten stars, I would.

[Jo]

Dear John was so funny. Poor John must have been very upset to read this hysterical letter from his soon to be ex. I am still laughing.