In theory, this book had everything I was looking for. Russian mob. Check. A hero named Ivan. Check. The tatoos. Check. Alpha male. Check, check and mate. Instead....*side eye* and le sigh, it was not a book I could take seriously. I am not knocking the five star reviews. We all have different tastes. All I'm saying is if you're a serious Mafia romance fan...who loves her alpha males ALPHA and her heroines with a lick of sense, then approach with caution. I knew I was in trouble when a few pages in I read this "The instant we made contact an electric zing arced through me. From the flash in his eyes, he must have felt it too." Sigh, sigh and what the hell. I thought he was looking at her like who is this peon grabbing all up on my arm and why doesn't she realize I can end her life with a word?
Ok, so the chick (I forgot her name) goes to Ivan (ex mafia, now legitimate businessman) to help her find her druggie sister, who's dating one of Ivan's workers. Problem 1 - This woman has no knowledge of the seedy underworld but was able to find out that the sister's bf was slinging stuff on the side and for whom yet Ivan, an ex Mafia kingpin, doesn't know one of his workers is mixed up in a life he left behind and is asking HER for answers. Really?? One would expect Ivan to be extra vigilant of his employees, exactly BECAUSE he walked away from a life of crime and doesn't want his business/people mixed up in it. Ok, fine, we leave that behind. Ivan offers to help her and puts out feelers to old acquaintances to get info etc. He tells her to go home and let him deal with it, but her sister calls her from her kidnap location and dumb chick (let's just call her DC) rushes over there alone. Of.course. *headdesk*. Ivan had put one of his guys to follow her and keep her safe, but for some reason he himself busts in with his driver and saves her *rolls eyes*. One of the guys wants to kill her to repay the debt of the sister who owes them drugs and money so, Ivan, in an attempt to save her life tells the guy she belongs to him. DC starts fantasising as to exactly why he would say that and that it was 'news to her' that she was his. But it gets better!
So they're driving home now and Ivan is telling her everything's he found out and that there are now two Mafia factions gunning for her. DC orders him to stop the car and let her out because she doesn't want to trouble him, he doesn't know her (something she didn't take into consideration when she asked him to go up against the MOB for her sister) and she's dead anyway. *Head.Desk.Hard!* I was literally shouting, Please let her out the car! Please! Where is a damn sniper when you need one? Ivan of course doesn't (dang) and says she will have to stay with him (really??) and DC is all like something is happening between us. Something real. Yeah, real DUMB. You guys have been in each other's presence for all of 3 hours and she's already picking out china. He takes her to his apt and lends her a pair of his boxers. UH.YEWWW. Who 'borrows' a strange dude's BOXERS?? A t-shirt maybe. Some sweat pants, possibly. But boxers?? And she's all asking him, 'Did you mean it when you said I belong to you?' I was rolling my eyes so hard I almost had to unglue them from the ceiling. So they have sex he tells her she's beautiful and she tells us (the reader) that Ivan wasn't just saying she was beautiful just to get into her pants, he really meant it. Huh? She reads minds now? The last thing I read before I hit delete on my kindle was her having a conversation with her friend on the phone and the friend going, 'So, does he like you?' And she's all 'Yes.' ' (This may or may not have been news to Ivan himself). "And you like him?'" "Yes, no...I don't know." I heard my neighbor have this same conversation last week. She's 9. I mean how old are these people that a man has sex with you the day he meets you and that means he's half falling in love? You guys had sex. Great! But let's not get silly about it. Once she started going in about how Ivan really has a good heart and how he was hurting under his brash exterior, insight I guess the one quickie gave her, I had to exit stage left. I cannot believe this book was written by an adult. I was ready to throw in the towel at Chapter 2, but gave it 5 chapters and I couldn't read another word. Thank God I got it for free as part of an Amazon Kindle sale. If you're looking for a real Mafia series, let me know. I'll hook you up.