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401 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 1, 2013






Author: Hey this is a really important leaf that I'm obviously trying to get you to focus on without being too obvious, though I totally AM being obvious. I'm also going to repeat the same phrase about said leaf as many times as possible without just having an entire paragraph that is: leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf, and leaf the leaf leaf.
Reader: ... Got it. I know what a leaf is, and you've mentioned the exact same phrase about the leaf at least 10 times, so I think we're good.
Author: [mid conversation about a completely unrelated topic, flashes back to leaf points from earlier]
Author: [five pages or so later] Wow, if only we had something green and flat and that grew on a tree.
Reader: ....
Author: OMG, it's a leaf! It's such a surprise!!
Reader: You have to be f-ing kidding me.