This is a short story of teenage angst in the 1800's as two boys make a pitiful attempt to call on a girl. I'm sure much has been lost to time, but I found the story to be much for awkward than funny.
A slice of life of two boys trying to make a formal call on a girl they're attracted to, and having considerable anxiety over how to do it. To their dismay, they're treated like the children they are, and invited to dinner and a sleepover instead.